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  • Mar 27, 2007, 06:54 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Mag, do your dog and cat talk to you often?

    Hold still just a little pinch. Oh, it's Haldol, should make you nice and relaxed in a minute.

    I want to see your license. I heard you don't even have one yet. GET BACK!!
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:03 PM
    worthbeads
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    You dissapoint me greatly.

    Why?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:05 PM
    magprob
    If you let the vice president drive you insane what do you think GW will do to your mind?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:10 PM
    worthbeads
    Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

    What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:14 PM
    magprob
    Hey, I just did a little traveling. I was over at "Do you like American Idol?" And then I went to "What have you learned form AMHD?" I also stopped off at a couple of other places but I forgot their names. I guess they really didn't leave much of an impression but what I saw there really appalled me. Man, I am appualed. Don't go over there! The people over there are really, well, you know. To be kind I'll just say STUPID! Stay out of there. They told me I belong here in the Looney Bin and now that I have been here for a while I really must say I am starting to like it. No one expects too much from me and I get to sleep under the bed. They just wouldn't allow it over there. Plus, the green beans here are expotentially greater and more satisfying each time I partake. That's what I really like, you boy! Wheres the TV guide? Ya seen it?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:16 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by worthbeads
    Ha ha ha ha ha... I don't get it. But maybe I do. I do find it funny only if I don't. That's what made me president. The Vice President made me insane, you see. Oh yes, I would like a spot of tea. Ha ha ha ha. Marvelous.

    What? This is a Looney Bin, isn't it?

    Whoaaa! You are totally freaking me out! Nurse! Nurse! Help nurse!
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:20 PM
    magprob
    That's What I Said, If The Vice Prez Drove You Mad Just Imagine What You Are Doing To Yourself. Stop It!
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:21 PM
    J_9
    It's okay Magpie dear. I am here. And, to answer your question, I don't NEED a license yet. I work under my instructors licenses.

    I got you protected Magpie darling. No one will hurt you.
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:29 PM
    magprob
    Maggie went out the window. I am an imposter and I am prepared to go out the window myself. I'll have some of those beans on toast prior to my departure thank you so much. With that said I think I am feeling much better now. Maybe I will go over to the home and garden section and see if I can find me a Hoe.
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:39 PM
    magprob
    They're screening me, I can feel it! Go away and stop that, I know !
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:41 PM
    worthbeads
    Am I the one that is mad, or are you the mad one thinking of me in a delusional world? Wha ha ha ha... I don't get it. These jokes are lame. But do they exist? How could they exist if no one thought of them? What are potatoes really made of... Brocoli or potatoes? Probably a mixture of half carrots, half beans, half tomatoes, half human limbs, half carrots, and half butter.
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:43 PM
    worthbeads
    And if you're so tall, why don't you marry it?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:45 PM
    J_9
    Can I terminate my parental rights to myself?
  • Mar 27, 2007, 07:49 PM
    worthbeads
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Can I terminate my parental rights to myself?

    No, because I am the Terminator and you have been terminated!

    Bang Bang!

    Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  • Mar 28, 2007, 01:39 AM
    curlybenswife
    Magprob id tie more than your shoe laces together if you keep bashing a country you don't even live in do you see me abusing america no so stop being so god dam pedantic and rude or ill lock you in that room over there with no food for a few days :D Spam what the fu#ks spam isn't that something you get in your inbox how old do you think I am for petes sakes... you so have to be male talking like that :rolleyes:

    Ruby I've told you once ill tell you again stop picking on an innocent 1 year old I have her in training to type you a very rude message :D She made me change her picture as everyone is being so rude about it.

    J hunny have they been skipping meds again I know magtit is new to the bin and needs meds working out but for goodness sake drug it will you :p
  • Mar 28, 2007, 02:23 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Very cute picture cbw. (;

    I know, I might not belong to the loony bin. Not yet anyway. Unless you think I am already there.

    Joe
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:09 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hi Joe you know your always welcome just check in J will sort out your meds and then we can start the fun :D
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:10 AM
    Capuchin
    It isn't fun in here! They have saucepans! Stay away Joe!
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:11 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL OOOOOO look the monkey has come to say hello are you feeling brave sweety because j and ruby are sleeping ;)
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:16 AM
    Capuchin
    Pffft I was in here yesterday when Ruby was in full saucepan mood!
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:17 AM
    JoeCanada76
    J, I am here. I am ready for a medical. Lol
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:18 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL she was in more than full saucepan mode yesterday boy oh boy she was in a saucepan shop of her own, I'm amazed you still have your tail giggle
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:18 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Cap, if your warning me to stay away. Why are you not taking your own advice. Lol
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:18 AM
    Capuchin
    I'm a sucker for punishment :( I mean to warn others!!
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:27 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    J, I am here. I am ready for a medical. lol

    The nurse will be with you shortly she is attending her own needs right now but I'm sure she will be happy to help please take a seat in the aiting area :D
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:27 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Capuchin
    I'm a sucker for punishment :( I mean to warn others!!!

    You love it giggle she just wants to stroke and love you really mmmwwwwaaaahhhhhaaaa
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:28 AM
    Capuchin
    I think that's actually what I'm afraid of ;)
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:29 AM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee your time will come I'm sure hehehehehe nothing like an older women you know ;)
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:32 AM
    Capuchin
    I have an offer from J already, ruby better hurry ;p
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:37 AM
    curlybenswife
    OOOOOOOOO get you with two sugar mummys lmao
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:40 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Remember what they say what happens to you if you have too much sugar.

    Joe clearing his throat.
  • Mar 28, 2007, 03:44 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ha yes joe is sugar and bad stuff king I think he has junk food stamped on his butt :D
  • Mar 28, 2007, 11:24 AM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Magprob id tie more than your shoe laces together if you keep bashing a country you dont even live in do you see me abusing america no so stop being so god dam pedantic and rude or ill lock you in that room over there with no food for a few days :D Spam what the fu#ks spam isnt that something you get in your inbox how old do you think i am for petes sakes....you so have to be male talking like that :rolleyes:

    Ruby ive told you once ill tell you again stop picking on an innocent 1 year old i have her in training to type you a very rude message :D She made me change her picture as everyone is being so rude about it.

    J hunny have they been skipping meds again i know magtit is new to the bin and needs meds working out but for goodness sake drug it will you :p

    I figured you were at least as old as J_9... you know, like really old but, my mistake. Please don't rain on my parade!
  • Mar 28, 2007, 11:45 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I figured you were at least as old as J_9...you know, like really old but, my mistake. Please don't rain on my parade!

    Oh my goodness you mean you think bens that's old too lmao wait till he reads that :D
  • Mar 28, 2007, 11:55 AM
    Synnen
    Nah.

    We'll just start calling you Mrs. Robinson, CBW ;)
  • Mar 28, 2007, 11:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe now that might cause a few problems
  • Mar 28, 2007, 12:03 PM
    Synnen
    But... Jesus loves you more than you will know... oh, whoa whoa ooooh...
  • Mar 28, 2007, 12:07 PM
    urstruly85
    I am so lost in this conversation... I need a vacation would any 1 like to go?
  • Mar 28, 2007, 12:07 PM
    curlybenswife
    Lol you couldn't have said that any better seeing as I'm not a believer anyway tee hee
  • Mar 28, 2007, 12:35 PM
    Synnen
    My favorite line in that song is:

    "Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
    Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes..."

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