Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I am back, at least in the chat threads and at least for now. :)

I missed you guys. You all kinda grew on me, like fungus. ;) :p

I like fungus... on pizza.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

hehe, you said poo.

LOL! Why am I laughing at that? :p

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

it was empty without you. No offence bella and heath and the rest of you!:D

Well now I'm getting all sentimental. Not good. :o

Group hug! :)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

yea, you guys are all muuushy.

Like poo. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Like poo. :D

OH! MY! GODS! That was my first thought, too ^_^

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Originally Posted by hheath541

OH! MY! GODS! that was my first thought, too ^_^

Okay Heath how is Alty- kitten acting now?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

OH! MY! GODS! that was my first thought, too ^_^

I thought it was my turn to use our brain. ;)

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

Okay Heath how is Alty- kitten acting now?

Like a little tyrant. I was walking past and did my customary kitten count. Only counted five. Looked again. Still five. Unky was missing. Alty-cat, aura, and mop were all lying on him and there wasn't so much as a tip of his tail showing.

AWWWWWWW! That is so cute hheath! Any new pics? Did you upload some to the thread?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

like a little tyrant. i was walking past and did my customary kitten count. only counted five. looked again. still five. unky was missing. alty-cat, aura, and mop were all lying on him and there wasn't so much as a tip of his tail showing.

That is priceless! She knows Altys back:D

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Originally Posted by hheath541

like a little tyrant. i was walking past and did my customary kitten count. only counted five. looked again. still five. unky was missing. alty-cat, aura, and mop were all lying on him and there wasn't so much as a tip of his tail showing.

Poor Unky. Actually, he probably planned it, he's sly one. ;)

Time for me to play with my monsters, the rugrats. I'll be back. :)

OMG Lady has the worst GAS ever! EWWWWWWW

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

AWWWWWWW! That is so cute hheath!! Any new pics? Did you upload some to the thread?

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Top of the post , right hand side :cool:

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Thanks.

:)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I thought it was my turn to use our brain. ;)

You're probably right. I lose count when you're using it.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

AWWWWWWW! That is so cute hheath!! Any new pics? Did you upload some to the thread?

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Virtual hugs. If I had an Orgasmatron, I'd give it to you to help you feel better. Remember the movie where it was in?

Orgasmo?

You thought I made it up:

Orgasmo is defined below too. It's strictly a male thing.

Orgasmatron - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

You thought I made it up:

Orgasmo is defined below too. It's strictly a male thing.

Orgasmatron - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I thought it was just a Motorhead album.

That must have been a really obscure movie because I never heard of it before, let alone the orgasmatron. Which could only have been thought up by Woody Allen in the first place.

Tick

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Originally Posted by tickle

That must have been a really obscure movie because I never heard of it before, let alone the orgasmatron. Which could only have been thought up by Woody Allen in the first place.

tick

Woody Allen is a perv. :eek:

Agree with Kitkat. Can't stand WA.

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Originally Posted by Emland

Agree with Kitkat. Can't stand WA.

Can you imagine waking up and seeing him every morning:eek::eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

Woody Allen is a perv. :eek:

Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma... no not him, but real karma... do you drink martinis by any chance. Want to come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

Sorry, don't mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures... arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hugs

Tick

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Originally Posted by tickle

Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

tick

How old was the girl again? Gosh she has to have two garbage bags one to put over her head in case the one she puts over his face breaks.
I think he is as bad as a child molester. I'd rather sleep with a python than WA.

He was considered a child molester at the time. Mia Farrow took him to court. Yes, the girl was l3 or l4.

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Originally Posted by tickle

He was considered a child molester at the time. Mia Farrow took him to court. yes, the girl was l3 or l4.

I would have cut his you know what off and microwaved it so there would be no chance of reattachment. Just like weiner when it explodes in the micro:mad:

Hi Kit... settle down... you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I don't think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I don't think I would want to clean it up.

Have you had a bad day... come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor... I will join you...

Tick

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Originally Posted by tickle

Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma......no not him, but real karma...do you drink martinis by any chance. Wanna come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

sorry, dont mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures.....arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hugs

tick

Sure.. I'll be there intwo shakes of a lambs tail... I loved the artichoke recipe. You can drink your martinin's.. I got to have my red bull..
Speaking of recipes tickle do you one for baccalava? I love greek food.. :D

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Originally Posted by tickle

hi Kit......settle down.....you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I dont think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I dont think I would want to clean it up.

Have you had a bad day.....come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor.......I will join you.....

tick

Headache, ear infection... ticked off at a post I read in family people, night before last. How can I leave my partner with 2 babies. This guy backhands a 17 month old girl and the woman didn't even defend her. Thanks tickle for letting me vent. Remember when Lorena Bobbit cut off her husbands you know what? They found it and reattached it. Im WA case they wouldn't be able too. Try it! Put a weiner in your microwave and leave it in for about a minute. I would have said.. "Reattach this if you can. Hugs I feel better now...

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Thanks Alty.. what would we do without you! That sweet little thing. :)

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

Thanks Alty ..what would we do without you! that sweet little thing. :)

He is a cutie, can't resist him, he always makes me smile. :)

Now go lay down and get rid of that headache. Put a warm cloth on your head, take a tylenol and rest so you can come back to chat. :)

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Originally Posted by tickle

hi Kit......settle down.....you can't do that. Exploding weiner. I dont think I have ever seen that in a microwave and I dont think I would want to clean it up.

Have you had a bad day.....come over here for a big hug (). We will get you a nice room and a good doctor.......I will join you.....

tick

Sometimes I just cry reading about these little kids.. Good people who deserve children and can't have them and then these monsters who have them and can't protect them... :confused:

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Originally Posted by tickle

Of course he is, Kit. He left one wife to cohabit with his adopted daughter. I have never seen a movie of his that I enjoy. Could be because I know what his history is.

Hey, kiddo, we are always on the same page. Must be karma......no not him, but real karma...do you drink martinis by any chance. Wanna come over and sit on the deck, eat artichokes, greek food and bread and butter puddding with strawberries, and I have work tomorrow, but whatever.

sorry, dont mind me, stressful day dealing with red cross discipline and procedures.....arrrrrrrrrrrrghgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hugs

tick

Striclty speaking about his movies, I loved Annie Hall. I loved most of what I saw from Woody Allen.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Striclty speaking about his movies, I loved Annie Hall. I loved most of what I saw from Woody Allen.

Bella he looks like a little meercat.. No offence to the meercat.:eek:

His looks don't effect the way he directs or acts.
I find him funny.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

His looks don't effect the way he directs or acts.
I find him funny.

He is funny . He married his 13 year old stepdaughter.. He's a perve!