Ask Me Help Desk - Starby's last castle

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Originally Posted by startover22

Just rest yer sweet buns at my house Alty;);)
One problem taken care of...see, I am a problem solver...done deal

If only I could my dear. I would be there in a heartbeat. I'd be packing right now.

Stupid darn passport. :(

They won't let me cross the border. Apparently I look like a terrorist. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, wear me down.

Everyone in the castle, give me two years to redo my yard, set up some cots, buy a new BBQ and then we'll have a shindig.

I will drink Bear and Adam under the table, take Sunny to the local pub to meet boys and we'll have a gay old time.

Unky will be old enough by then, M can haul butt from Aussie as will Blacky and Shazzy. Stringer and Marta can help with the plans, I hear they're great at throwing parties.

We'll get the gang together, watch were you step in the yard though, I might miss a dog poo pile. :eek:

Deal?

Oh, it's BYOB. ;)

Dream on :D

Byob will be possible, after going through duty free :D

Hiya Start, how you doing :)

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Originally Posted by albear

dream on :D

byob will be possible, after going through duty free :D

hiya Start, how ya doin :)

There's a liquor store walking distance from my house Bear. I'll walk with you, we'll bring Chewy and Jasper along. :)

No excuses.

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Originally Posted by albear

dark beer?

lager, cider, bitter, Ale, they're all the types of beer i know, did you mean one of them by 'dark beer'?

Lager I reckon. I am not to familiar with most beer. I meant by sam adams and stuff like that.

One of the best dark beers I have had is called Fat Tire. Yummy!!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

lager I reckon. I am not to familiar with most beer. I meant by sam adams and stuff like that.

One of the best dark beers I have had is called Fat Tire. Yummy!!!

You'll all be drinking Canadian beer dears. Canadians make really good beer.

Be prepared to be sloshed the entire time.

Ooh, water fight. We have to have a water fight!

Of course we're doing this in the summer because most of you wouldn't survive a Canadian winter. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Read it again Adam.

I said I was going to drink you under the table, and I will! :)

I didn't mention a lot of people I want there. They know who they are, so I don't have to name names. ;)

I just playing with you Alty.

Ya know me better than that.

Slip in with some fruit and get smuggled into the US.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

There's a liquor store walking distance from my house Bear. I'll walk with you, we'll bring Chewy and Jasper along. :)

No excuses.

You won't hear any from me :)

Yea, I don't think I could last then. Screw that negative stuff. I don't think I could last even with some long johns and a bunch of layers.

How warm are your winters and what is your season right now.

I will be legal there to drink right now and less than a year before I can drink here.

I will drink the hell out of your canadian beer.

I meant how warm are your summers?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You'll all be drinking Canadian beer dears. Canadians make really good beer.

Be prepared to be sloshed the entire time.

Ooh, water fight. We have to have a water fight!

Of course we're doing this in the summer because most of you wouldn't survive a Canadian winter. :rolleyes:

Only if all the lovely ladies wear thin white tops

(no, bad bear, *slap*, think before you speak)

No bear, Don't you take that back. NEVER!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

I just playin with ya Alty.

Ya know me better than that.

Slip in with some fruit and get smuggled into the US.

Do you know what else get's shipped with fruit? :eek:

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Originally Posted by albear

only if all the lovely ladies wear thin white tops

(no, bad bear, *slap*, think before you speak)

And the boys wear thin white boxers. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do you know what else get's shipped with fruit?! :eek:

No, I am now lost.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

No bear, Don't you take that back. NEVER!

OK,

I stand by what I said before, it should be a thin white top or nothing, your choice ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And the boys wear thin white boxers. :)

I did not see that coming... Hmmm...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And the boys wear thin white boxers. :)

That's a fair deal, just so you know I think we got the better deal :D

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Yea, I don't think I could last then. Screw that negative stuff. I don't think I could last even with some long johns and a bunch of layers.

How warm are your winters and what is your season right now.

I will be legal there to drink right now and less than a year before I can drink here.

I will drink the hell out of your canadian beer.

Legal drinking age in Alberta is 18. :)

Right now it's summer, September it will be fall. Snow can fall anywhere between October and January, depends. ;) There has been snow in September, but it's rare.

The "official" winter usually lasts from November to March, the coldest month is usually January. It can and has gotten as cold and -50 celsius.

Summers are warm, August is usually the warmest month but for the last few years it's been July. The temp varies from 15 degrees celsius (or colder) to 40 degrees Celsius (or hotter)

The saying in Canada, especially Alberta "If you don't like the weather, wait a minute".

For example. This morning started windy, cloudy, 10 degrees and yucky. Now it's 20 degrees, no wind and sunny. But, no one that's lived here more then 5 years would be surprised if it snowed this afternoon or if a tornado came through. That's Canada. :)

Just fyi, there are no polar bears or penguins where I live, so don't get your hopes up. :)

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Originally Posted by albear

thats a fair deal, just so you know i think we got the better deal :D

Yes, you did, but, boxers are easier to pull down then shirts are to pull off. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yes, you did, but, boxers are easier to pull down then shirts are to pull off. :D

Hmmm it would seem I didn't fully think this through :D

Dang, I keep getting outsmarted.

That same saying is said here in Indiana here to Alty. Things change here so drastically sometimes. You never know.

Also we go by Fahrenheit here so I have no idea what Celsius is. I know what it is but I don't know the translation.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If only I could my dear. I would be there in a heartbeat. I'd be packing right now.

Stupid darn passport. :(

They won't let me cross the border. Apparently I look like a terrorist. ;)

I thought the same thing when you first posted yer pic... LMAO
A terrorist, give me a farkin break.
Do you want me to talk to them and tell them who you are?:cool:

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Originally Posted by startover22

I thought the same thing when you first posted yer pic....LMAO
A terrorist, give me a farkin break.
Do ya want me to talk to them and tell em who ya are?:cool:

There's no messin with starty :cool:

So, what do you guys think about the movie "Inglourious Basterds"?

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Originally Posted by albear

hmmm it would seem i didnt fully think this through :D

But I did. :D

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Originally Posted by startover22

I thought the same thing when you first posted yer pic....LMAO
A terrorist, give me a farkin break.
Do ya want me to talk to them and tell em who ya are?:cool:

You'd probably have more luck then me. ;)

Sadly, until I get a passport, German or Canadian, I'm stuck in Canada. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But I did. :D

So it would seem :D

Teach me to think I've got the upper hand when making deals with you Alty, your tricksy ;)

Haven't seen it yet adam :)

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Originally Posted by albear

so it would seem :D

teach me to think ive got the upper hand when making deals with you Alty, your tricksy ;)

havent seen it yet adam :)

I'm not just another pretty face, I've got brains in my head! :)

I think I will go see it tonight. I will let you guys know. See you guys! Drink a cold one for me... or two... or three... Well just drink until you pass out.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm not just another pretty face, I've got brains in my head! :)

Brains AND beauty, they broke the mold when they made you didn't they ;)

Cya later adam, enjoy the film if do see it :)

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Originally Posted by albear

brains AND beauty, they broke the mold when they made you didnt they ;)

cya later adam, enjoy the film if do see it :)

Yes, they did, they were afraid to make another me, figured that one was all the world could handle. ;)

Bye Adam, have fun.

I'm back Adam, I made it fast that time ;)

Alty, when did you say you'll have the results of your interview?

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Good. Change can be fun. Well I do fit in a suitcase anyways. I can mail myself so you have sun everyday!

Not touching that one... :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I bombed the interview Sunny, big time.

I still have a tiny bit of hope though. ;)

If I don't hear anything by late September, I'll know I don't have it, as training starts at the end of September.

We'll see. Crossing my fingers. :)

Alty, please listen, call them next week, tell them that you are very interested in what they told you and would like the opportunity to work for them.

Hey Stringer! :)

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Originally Posted by adam_89

So, what do you guys think about the movie "Inglourious Basterds"?

Way too bloody and really crazy Adam, in my humble opinion.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hey Stringer! :)

Hello my friend, how are you today?

I'm at home. No badminton today. The schools are closed until the 31st of August because of swine flu. There aren't supposed to be any tuitions, but we have to go on with the syllabus, and I'm going later on.

Strangely, there are more deceased due to swine flu here than in S. Africa or Reunion island... Mauritius' health ministry is crap... :(

Just take all precautions Unky, it can be dangerous.

Yeah, I've been alert on anyone who coughs or sneeze...

And how's our Sheriff? :)