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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

LOL, then I can really visit your jail... WOOHOO.

Just smile and do my little dance. I am ready to start looking, just not the greatest economy for a job change.

It's funny because all they talk about is how much they didn't like this legal assistant and that legal assistant, til I finally figured out, it's because they don't know how to manage people.

I am expected to read their thoughts and yet for the mundane, routine tasks, I am given ten minute instructions. Seems the thought process is a "little" ascue.

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Dealing with any 'rookie' is tough and you have to 'bite your tongue... a lot sometimes.' The worst situation is a new or newly new... manager (or junior mgr) is that a little knowledge is dangerous when combined with a stupid ego...

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!

Upset. Rather upset...

My theory was that attorneys just aren't given any management training.

The condesending talk gets to be a bit much.

I have been here for six months, the office manager stuff I had wrapped around my little finger. It was just the legal stuff I had to work on, thing is it's the office stuff I get tips on, then the legal stuff they don't give the information so that I can perform the job. Just a bit ash-backwards... I am a trooper though.

I do miss a bigger office though, more people to communicate with. Here I have A or B. More often it is just me here so that has it's pro's and con's.

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Originally Posted by HistorianChick

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!!!

Upset. Rather upset...

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Scream "Thundercats Hooooo!"

It helps me. :o

That sure isn't very family like.

How do you find cubic yards for a bag? Any takers on this one?

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

My theory was that attorneys just aren't given any management training.

The condesending talk gets to be a bit much.

I have been here for six months, the office manager stuff I had wrapped around my little finger. It was just the legal stuff I had to work on, thing is it's the office stuff I get tips on, then the legal stuff they don't give the information so that I can perform the job. Just a bit ash-backwards... I am a trooper though.

I do miss a bigger office though, more people to communicate with. Here I have A or B. More often it is just me here so that has it's pro's and con's.

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Yep, more people in the office 'spreads the love around' and you can duck and hide more easily...

What kind of bag?

Isn't it listed on the bag?

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Originally Posted by HistorianChick

My Mother just found a pile of unopened letters addressed from her to her Dad - dated within the last three months. Since my grandmother died, not only did her sister-in-law erase my grammy and my family from the house (that they've lived in for 30 YEARS), she did not deliver mail to my grandpa from his DAUGHTER!!!!

Upset. Rather upset...

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Damn, why do things like this always seem to bring out the worse in some people.. Sorry hon...

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Originally Posted by adam_89

How do you find cubic yards for a bag? any takers on this one?

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Hey Adam, HI... you're here a bit early today... (That reminds me.. Starduck... I know that you are still sleeping... almost 5 am this morning?)

Well, my question in order to answer your question is; Is the bag... square? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

What kind of bag?

Isn't it listed on the bag?

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I don't know. My boss called me and asked me for the formula to find out how many cubic yards are in a bag and it makes no sense. I don't even know how big of a bag. I would think like a 50 gallon bag.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

i don't know. My boss called me and asked me for the formula to find out how many cubic yards are in a bag and it makes no sense. I don't even know how big of a bag. I would think like a 50 gallon bag.

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Wow, now you are talking about converting gallons to square yards... ouch... sorry sharp pain in my head.

Sorry Stinger! I used to come in here around 6 in the morning. But I got my hours cut so I don't come in until 8 now. I usually get to far behind on paperwork that I don't come through sooner. I hope my boss igured it out already.

Ok, so I called my boss and he told me the fomula. You have to do it in feet. You would take length X Width X Depth divided by 27.

Its kind of messed up if you ask me.

Yep

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Yep

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Good morning Joe!

Goodafternoon Stringer,

I am hooked up officially at home now. (;

Hey Joe, want to become a deputy? We only take the best, most honest with lots of courage and the ability to stand up to the tricks of the jailee's...

All you need to do is raise your hand and repeat after me, cause you qualify my friend...

I am raising my hand...

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I am raising my hand.......

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Terrific bud,

Repeat after me: "I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers...for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way..and I will support the Sheriff at all times"

Pretty simple... huh?

Now the Chief Deputy is Batman and he can also give advice and encouragement to all law keepers...

Way to go...

Glad that we got this taken care of before the two main villains are still asleep in their cells, that of course be... Starduck and that thar Alty... hee hee.

When Batman arrives he will give you your new shinny badge... K?

Welcome aboard! Here's yer gun bro...

I promise to abide by all the laws and rules of the AMHD Sheriff and will diligently pursue all law and rule breakers... for sure. And I will not allow them thar villains to influence me in any way.. and I will support the Sheriff at all times.

Great, now keep alert and available, cause we have our hands full... them thar detainee's are devious and cunning... always scheming... and we have a warrant out for that Rebbie girl... she is a notorious speeder that we have to catch...

Ok, you are pretty much updated... training is OJT and there will be tests given by the Chief Deputy from time to time...

Good luck, we are happy to welcome you aboard!!

Woo hoo,, Thanks for everything Sheriff.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Woo hoo,,, Thanks for everything Sheriff.

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You got it... stay true to the 'cause.':D

I am back from my big 'ol salad. Yummy

Yummy yummy... Hey adam was it chicken caeser??

No, It was just a plain salad. Just ranch on it. I wish it was chicken ceaser.

I just read something interesting. Did you know it takes your brain 20 minutes to tell your body that it is full? That is pretty interesting

Well no wonder I am ready to blow up by then.

That is pretty cool. That is why its good not to stuff your face. Eat slower, eat less and perfect way to control my Big Fat Belly, and also enjoy the food your eating..

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

That is pretty cool. That is why its good not to stuff your face. Eat slower, eat less and perfect way to control my Big Fat Belly, and also enjoy the food your eating..

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Exactly! If you eat a bunch real fast you will still be hungry until that 20 minute mark. So, If you go to a buffet and are trying to eat healthy, you could start by eating a salad and eat it slowly then move on and at the end you wouldn't be as miserable. I got a big o belly I am trying to get rid of.

Oh and Justy! I love you. Just to let you know from Yesterday!

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Originally Posted by darkvision

judy if you will notice, i was not recommending something like that, just saying that women beaters are scum and deserve a good beating(no matter if its legal or not). ofc i also think they deserve some time in jail and recommend that as the way to go. As this isnt her thread and as we are just all idly chatting i didnt see harm in throwing that out their :)

Basically id like to see him in jail, but i would also hope he gets hospitalized from some terrible "accident"

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You expressed your opinion. I expressed mine. I very obviously do not agree that beating up the person who is beating up another person makes any sense at all nor does it solve the problem.

You think it does so you have answered my post answering your post.

So let's stop debating issues on various threads - including "idly chatting" - and get back to business.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Oh and Justy! I love you. Just to let you know from Yesterday!

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LOL, Adam, better late then never. Thanks :D

I'm here.

I'm back from lunch too. I had a grilled chicken club from the Chick-Fil-A. I think I eat too fast sometimes too; I'm always in a rush. :-(

We don't even have a Chick-Fil-A or a Hardee's... shoot we just got Long John Silvers back...

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

LOL, Adam, better late then never. Thanks :D

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Well... just cause I lock you up... doesn't mean that I don't love you too... (sigh)

::blush:: Awwe, there is so much love in this jail... I don't think I will ever go home... Now if we could just teach Bubba sex and love aren't always the same thing. :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

I'm here.

I'm back from lunch too. I had a grilled chicken club from the Chick-Fil-A. I think I eat too fast sometimes too; I'm always in a rush. :-(

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Hey Welcome Nikosmam... here have a seat over here... just put your thumb on this pad... no it's not ink... nope...

Adam we only have a few spots left for Deputies... interested? One of the requirements though is that you can not show any special treatment to Justy... hmmmmm? Can you handle that??

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

::blush:: Awwe, there is so much love in this jail... I don't think I will ever go home... Now if we could just teach Bubba sex and love aren't always the same thing. :D

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It ain't?