Ask Me Help Desk - The Haunted Castle

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Originally Posted by Stringer

guilty.

NOT GUILTY. I don't know what the case is about, but you all know how I feel about my Ducky... so who is going to debate with Momma C??
Dear MOSTEST.. do I have to put my point across stronger?? Like three lashes with a wet noodle??
Talk to me.
Beside, if she's in jail, you all cannot have much fun with her anymore. You'll have to find someone else to pick on. So choose the lesser of two evils, please.

Love, Momma C.

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Yeah, I got my smiley back... don't know for how long, but it's working.
EDIT: I rest my case, your Honor!

But Momma, I have pictures of her stealing, I know it was her, and she used those cute ducklings to commit her crime. Those sweet, innocent, fluffy ducklings.

At the very least she should have a feather taken away. ;)

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Beside, if she's in jail, you all cannot have much fun with her anymore. You'll have to find someone else to pick on. So choose the lesser of two evils, please.

But Momma... but, but, but... she is so antagonistic... so annoying (sometimes), so devilish, so... frustrating, so...

AND... if we keep her locked up... wait, wait, keep waiting, it's coming... WE WILL KNOW WHERE SHE IS!!!

She can't sneak up on the Sheriff and his Deputy...

In her own words "you be the judge" Momma... and besides; you know how much I werrrrrly wove you, I do.

I am not sure about the... DUCK! Nope...

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!! :p I have the Mayor of this town (Momma) and I've hired Unky as my lawyer! I will be vindicated of these bogus charges!

YouTube - Can't Touch This Duck

Hear ye, hear ye... court will be in session this evening.

All sides are charged with bringing to this court all discriminating facts about this one called; "THE DUCK."

All sides will be given time to assert their side in this trail.

If found guilty; she will be decreeded a felon and proper punishment will be dispensed.

Hmmmm... I saw the photo but you know, images can be manipulated! Perhaps that was not our Ducky!! Seemed to have too many feathers to be our Ducky! Besides that, the duck said she would keep the scarey ghosts away from me in the castle. That's a good deed, right??

MOSTEST my dear... you know you need the excitement as well as I do, so do us both a favor and let her free. We need her just the way she is in her ducky state once she enters the castle.. the spell wears off when she leaves.

Besides, Queen Alty can be just as antagonistic, and so can I if I really work at it - but I've elected to stay the peace-maker here and use my antagonistic and mean ways in those in my life (i.e. doctors, beurocrats, etc) that I enjoy looking in the eye and winning.

Besides, I need a good laugh every now and then and it would not be as funny with her all locked up.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Hear ye, hear ye..........court will be in session this evening.

All sides are charged with bringing to this court all discriminating facts about this one called; "THE DUCK."

All sides will be given time to assert their side in this trail.

If found guilty; she will be decreeded a felon and proper punishment will be dispensed.

AhHem! Remember those three lashes with a wet noodle while debating dearest! Just a word of encouragement... hahahaha.

Alty... get your bottom in here and say something please!

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Beware of the spell-caster. It might come up with something worse than the DUCK!

My vote is for Momma for a second term in Office! She's the bestest Mayor! :D I think our Momma should run for President too! She is our Queen Mother after all!

OH NO YOU DON'T.
I don't want to be voted to be anything.. I just want to be able to come in and say my peace without any stress. I will abdicate on anything else except Relationship Expert and my honor to be Momma C in the 'chery' thread.

The castle is the place to have fun in and not hold an office, for me. I'm happy just to be able to pop in and do my damage... and have fun doing it.

LUB You Anyway Ducky

But, I am on good terms with the spell-caster, so watch out!

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Originally Posted by startover22

Well....IT'S ABOUT TIME MY LOVE!!! :)
Gosh lady, don't you check in or anything?;)

LOL Well, it is good to be back! :p I must admit, I was remiss in checking in more often but... as much as I love my "virtual" life... my real life sneaked (snuck) in and wrecked havoc for a bit!! :eek:

But here I am... and happy to see you here also! :p

Ran to vote, checked in here now need to hook up my printer, put up art pieces from the art show and basically dig my way out to some semblance of normalcy, whatever that is. I have two little ones coming Thursday. The little one loves to pat my painted windows. I don't want her little hands to go through the glass so best put those in the art room.

I need my energy to be up to fight off the ghosties in here. Somehow, calling them ghosties, make them less threatening. I have had a bit of an experience when ghost hunting in college but I do try to keep my distance now!! Whooooops, I think I saw one just make an appearance and now I better hope on the Rebel and make me disappear for now~~~~~~~~~ POOF~~~~~~~~ will return!! :)

Okay Momma! But you can still be Queen Bee! You know the Sheriff and the Deputy like to chase after the Duck! The naked Duck needs a body guard!

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

LOL Well, it is good to be back! :p I must admit, I was remiss in checking in more often but....as much as I love my "virtual" life........my real life sneaked (snuck) in and wrecked havoc for a bit!!! :eek:

But here I am..............and happy to see you here also! :p

Ran to vote, checked in here now need to hook up my printer, put up art pieces from the art show and basically dig my way out to some semblance of normalcy, whatever that is. I have two little ones coming Thursday. The little one loves to pat my painted windows. I don't want her little hands to go through the glass so best put those in the art room.

I need my energy to be up to fight off the ghosties in here. Somehow, calling them ghosties, make them less threatening. I have had a bit of an experience when ghost hunting in college but I do try to keep my distance now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whooooops, I think I saw one just make an appearance and now I better hope on the Rebel and make me disappear for now~~~~~~~~~ POOF~~~~~~~~ will return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

... and off the Princess rides on her roaring Rebel! Down the corridors she rides... does a wheelie and then... Up Up Up in a puff of smoke!

YouTube - Polly Brown Up In A Puff Of Smoke Longer Edit

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Okay Momma! But you can still be Queen Bee!! You know the Sheriff and the Deputy like to chase after the Duck!! The naked Duck needs a body guard!

At least we know it's all in good clean fun and that the spell vanishes once you leave the castle and are no longer a duck. So all's well that ends well. And we will continue to have lots and lots of fun, even at your expense, ha ha. And please don't be shy, you all can have some fun at my expense too, I can handle it - honest- I won't cry - and I might not get even...

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Hear me talk!

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

LOL Well, it is good to be back! :p I must admit, I was remiss in checking in more often but....as much as I love my "virtual" life........my real life sneaked (snuck) in and wrecked havoc for a bit!!! :eek:

But here I am..............and happy to see you here also! :p

Ran to vote, checked in here now need to hook up my printer, put up art pieces from the art show and basically dig my way out to some semblance of normalcy, whatever that is. I have two little ones coming Thursday. The little one loves to pat my painted windows. I don't want her little hands to go through the glass so best put those in the art room.

I need my energy to be up to fight off the ghosties in here. Somehow, calling them ghosties, make them less threatening. I have had a bit of an experience when ghost hunting in college but I do try to keep my distance now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whooooops, I think I saw one just make an appearance and now I better hope on the Rebel and make me disappear for now~~~~~~~~~ POOF~~~~~~~~ will return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Ride on girl!

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Okay Momma! If I go to Ducky jail, will you come visit and bring me a chocolate cake... (shhhhh... with a file baked in?) The Sheriff is often nodding off in his chair, and the Deputy is easily distracted.

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I decided to blow back in here for a bit before getting back on duty. Got my new printer going, well, installed. We will see. Not staying but had to get my fix for the next hour or so of my sweet friends. I can't figure out how to insert instead of post big pic so have to look at the larger image. A guy at the art show the other day approached me about doing some art work for his bike. Of course, it was a bit bigger than my little Rebel! LOL His would have scared the ghosties! Not only the roar but the dragons already painted on the bike. LOL

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Originally Posted by Chery

Ride on girl!

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I love this little biker image! So fun! :p

Get your motor running... head out on the highway... lookin for adventure... or whatever come your waaayyy... BORN TO BE WIIIILLLDDD! :D

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... a lovely tune comes to mind!! LOL

Oh yeah, there it is on Utube! I enjoy watching Dennis Hopper. He can play so many different character types. Blast from the past... loved the song!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Okay Momma! If I go to Ducky jail, will you come visit and bring me a chocolate cake.....(shhhhh...with a file baked in?) The Sheriff is often nodding off in his chair, and the Deputy is easily distracted.

I can do better than that. The spell-caster and I already planned that I snap my fingers and you are out of the castle for as long as you want, but the catch is that you have to come back at least once a day - that's the rules, but if you come at lunchtime, then you'll benefit and the sheriff will be happy too since he does not like to eat alone... How's that for a plan?

The spell-caster is a real scary beast, but sometimes I can talk the devil out of his pitch-fork, so count your blessings, babe...

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Can I call upon the spellcaster by saying *snap*?? I like this plan! :D

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

I decided to blow back in here for a bit before getting back on duty. Got my new printer going, well, installed. We will see. Not staying but had to get my fix for the next hour or so of my sweet friends. I can't figure out how to insert instead of post big pic so have to look at the larger image. A guy at the art show the other day approached me about doing some art work for his bike. Of course, it was a bit bigger than my little Rebel! LOL His would have scared the ghosties! Not only the roar but the dragons already painted on the bike. LOL

Look at you! Seems like your hair is blowing but you are not moving, unless it's backwards... Really looking good there girl!

The only things I have left from my biking days are the pants, jacket, and silver helmet. The pants were the most expensive, all-weather lining, and padding in the knees, but you couldn't see them from the outside. I was the hippest looking old lady then about four years ago. Too bad I had no pictures taken. Jaime saw the bike of her dreams - her new father-in-law has it.. naturally in the Harley-Davidson family,and an oldie, but goldie.

I always have to take a second look when I see bikes that have paint-jobs on them, I just love what can be done with paint... in any way or shape.

Glad you've come to visit and relax with your friends here honey..

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Get your motor runnin...head out on the highway...lookin for adventure....or whatever come your waaayyy....BORN TO BE WIIIILLLDDD!! :D

YouTube - Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild

Wow, does that video bring back memories... geeze...

Thanks Chery. Wish you had pics of that time also. My hair was blowing but I was "sittin' still"! LOL I have others but I look like a wild women with that hair so I thought this one might look better.

I think biking is rather like swimming... great feeling of freedom. I get so relaxed when I ride. I had a HD but was not a low rider and had a hard time touching the ground. Hubby purchased it when we got engaged. He doesn't ride. Parked it at my house! Loved it. I have never ridden cross country. My bike is more for in town or short hwy trips. I wanted the Shadow but hubby voted it down because of the weight of it. I could have handled it just fine. It sets 1 inch lower than the Rebel so it would have been fine but since he would have had to take care of things if I happened to get hit again, thought I better not argue... THIS TIME!! LOL

Hey there Stringer! Fun to be back in our 'virtual' world. Hope you day was good. What time is court tonight. Don't want to miss it. LOL

Told you that my allowance when I was a kid came in the form of records from my parents store! I've got the perfect song for every occasion, Stringy! ;)

I'm ticked Momma! You know that 'run away' that I had PM'd you about? A bunch of my posts are totally gone, and so is the one where she said her Dad was hitting her! Whaaattt the..? I sure don't understand that one! I was so concerned for her, and someone took down my posts! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Can I call upon the spellcaster by saying *snap*??! I like this plan! :D

NOPE, you have to go through me, and I snap... So now, Momma C has control of you in the castle. I will try hard not to be tempted by bribes from the Sheriff... honest...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I'm ticked Momma!! You know that 'run away' that I had PM'd you about? A bunch of my posts are totally gone, and so is the one where she said her Dad was hitting her! Whaaattt the....??? I sure don't understand that one! I was so concerned for her, and someone took down my posts! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Do you mean the one that wants to get adopted? Or is it one that was posted a while back? Send me the link to the thread on here and I'll check it out.
I'm sure that your posts were not taken away purposely.. so maybe the mods can find out what went wrong..

Relax, take a deep breath, and if need be, post again, but still send me the link, OK...

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Aw oh... I see trouble brewing!! Momma C has control... Sheriff and Deputy, don't be harsh tonight at court! Our little duckster needs love not punishment... don't forget, photos can be confusing... just look at that photo of Chery and her friend on the cruise Sheriff!! Of course, Duckster can be tricky! Guess we will see who wins court tonight.

Snap snap snap!! :)

Starbs was that the post that you sent me last night and I posted on?? Why would have they have pulled those. Can't imagine.

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Hey there Stringer! Fun to be back in our 'virtual' world. Hope you day was good. What time is court tonight. Don't want to miss it. LOL

Me neither. I'm sure he'll enjoy having a nice lunch with her each day before she disappears into the real world only to come back each day at lunchtime...

So, let's all enjoy a nice court session.. have we got enough jurors? May I see the list, please.. How many do we need in the castle, as I know there are different rules..

C.U. there..
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Oops! Starby had a brain fart! I got two mixed up. No worries!. well except for the OP. This is the link.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/missin...ay-276725.html

As princess, I am sure I do not know! I guess one of the Queen's will set for the rules and regulations! I am just to see the process so that I can learn for later. Of course, I might have to testify but not sure about number of jurors!!

Hmmmmmmmmm, just realized conflict of interest!! One of the Queen's is the duckster so Queen Alty will have to check in and set the number of juror's. Who can be here tonight. Unky usually has to be on when we are sleeping... but not always... Sneezy, Spidey, Starty, hmmm, will we have enough to have court tonight??

I vote for Starty, Spidey, Princess, Joe (not Dr. evil) Chickadee, Biggie (if he behaves) to be on the list of jurors. The Queen has tried to cook me on many occasions, so she will be a biased juror.

I don't know when Unky, my lawyer, will be able to draw up his documentation, and he might be late for court! Batman is sometimes fair... but then again... he likes to Duck Tape me to things! So he's a potential witness for the defence.

But of course, Momma just has to *snap* and it's all over with! :p

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Oops!! Starby had a brain fart!! I got two mixed up. No worries!....well except for the OP. This is the link.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/missin...ay-276725.html

I looked at it and you guy did real good in responding, but my gut feeling tells me he's not coming back on. Maybe through fear, or he's already run. Too bad some Moms can't read the signs or ask their kids how they feel about things, and we don't even know if she allowed him a proper mourning period.

But remember girls, you cannot save the world, so please don't stress yourselves out on this one - promise me that.. You also have your plates to watch.

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Originally Posted by Chery

NOPE, you have to go through me, and I snap... So now, Momma C has control of you in the castle. I will try hard not to be tempted by bribes from the Sheriff... honest...

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AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa huh... you have no idea what I can bribe with... ha ha, I usually get what I go after... beware... :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa huh.......you have no idea what I can bribe with....ha ha, I usually get what I go after.......beware.....:D

I know that quite well, my dear MOSTEST. But I will do my darndest to resist - and will continue to try and be the peace-maker with links to the spell-caster. So, please be easy on me and don't tempt me dear.

LUB YA!

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