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  • Aug 22, 2008, 10:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Purty dern good.

    You're dancing on the table topless and you still have the coordination to type?

    ... boy you're good.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 10:56 PM
    starbuck8
    ... and I'm just taking my first sip! At midnite no less... lol
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:05 PM
    Alty
    I have to admit dears, I've had 7 beers. Yup, I can hold my alcohol. Wait, the screen looks funny, why? Weeeeeeeeeeeee! This is fun. :)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:09 PM
    Alty
    Kids, I have to go, the computer is doing a thingy, and after it's done I have to turn him off, that's going to be hard. ;)

    So I have to go, wow, the room is spinning. Oreo, stop drinking so loud. Ooooh, we have a trojan horse, don't know how, don't know when, but puter isn't happy and we're doing a scan thing and then going to shut him down. Did I already tell you that?

    Oh, good note, going out tomorrow with my buddy from LA, so no party at my house, cancelled due to ex. :)

    Later kids, be good. Don't remind me what I did today tomorrow, K? ;)

    Night.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:10 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    My mooch of a buddy came over and drank most of my beers...

    ... and to make up for it, dropped off a six pack of pale ale.. . I don't like pale ale.

    So, I improvised. I mixed pale ale and cranberry cocktail juice.

    ... I'm doing... purty well :)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:10 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Night alty!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:19 PM
    starbuck8
    LOL! ::guzzle guzzle:: I'll catch up! After having so much fun with Mr. Wonderful today, just like I said earlier Alty, when I got all ready to go to the store... yep you guessed it, van didn't start! Then it decided to pour rain, and Niki came in and shook all over me, so then I smelled like "wet skunk".

    So, I sat and waited for one of the neighbors to come home after I cleaned up again and change my clothes again, but of course no one was coming home. So I decided to call the delivery service, because now I was out of smokes, needed milk, and realllllyyyy wanted a beer. The delivery service took almost 2 and a half hrs. to get here, and then she brought the wrong beer, and of course by then all the beer stores on this end of town were closed, and I asked for a 4 ltr. Jug of milk, and she bought me a 2 ltr. Carton.

    Then she had the nerve to give me a dirty look when I didn't give her a tip! Oh and get this! The name of this place is "Speedy Delivery" Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! ::gulp gulp::
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:21 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... I got to say, Starbs.

    ... canada stinks.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:22 PM
    starbuck8
    Night Alty! Sneezy? Beer mixed with cranberry juice? Ewwwwwwww!! LOL!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:24 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    ...I gotta say, Starbs.

    ...canada stinks.

    Or maybe I stink and everyone likes to play cruel jokes on me to see how long it will take me to lose my mind! LOL!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:25 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... perhaps I should tell them that your mind's already been lost... for a while now?
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:27 PM
    starbuck8
    You'd think they would notice by my glazed over eyes!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:30 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I know, right?

    Glazed over eyes... you smell... you quack unintelligibly...

    ... who would have thunk it?
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:32 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh, and did I also mention that Dr. Dumba$$ wrote my presciption in such a way, that I will now be out of pain killers again until late Monday. Does he not realise that I take them on the day I get them, and that there are also 31 days in some months, and the drugstore where I fill my meds is closed Sundays.

    Okay breath Starby breath... ::bubbles bubbles::
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:33 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, whenever painkillers aren't at hand... I always say... whiskey.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:33 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    I know, right?

    Glazed over eyes...you smell...you quack unintelligibly...

    ...who woulda thunk it?

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! ::sniff sniff::
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:34 PM
    starbuck8
    They probably would have made a mistake and bought koolaid!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 11:49 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Haha. Those canucks.

    Anyway, 3am. Time for this little one to head to bed.

    Night all!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 12:18 AM
    starbuck8
    Night Sneezer! I guess I missed you. I was off probably getting myself in big twouble again!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 02:05 AM
    Unknown008
    Hi everyone!! You all asleep? Good! I can do some reading and catch up with you! Starby, I just learnt that Niki and you met a skunk again! So sorry for you two :(, just double the dosage of apple-scented candles;)! Ok, will be back shortly!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 03:15 AM
    Unknown008
    Heard 'Ratatouille'? I've seen it. That was great! 'bout flush or whatever, I don't remember, I've only seen the trailer.

    When is Stringer coming back? How many days from now?

    Ok, bye everyone. Has been catching up and now I have to go. See you all later!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 09:58 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008
    Heard 'Ratatouille'? I've seen it. That was great! 'bout flush or whatever, i don't remember, i've only seen the trailer.

    When is Stringer coming back? How many days from now?

    Ok, bye everyone. Has been catching up and now i have to go. See you all later!

    Stringy said they would be gone for 2 weeks, so he may be home sometime this wkd.

    Sleep well Unky! :)
  • Aug 23, 2008, 05:05 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oy. Back home finally.

    ... oh the weather outside is DARK AND GLOOMY!!

    ... hmm... I should clean.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 05:16 PM
    BlakeCory
    I was wondering, is this one of the ways some of the members get to expert status? By lots of posts in places like this? Or does the ranking only effect your status?
  • Aug 23, 2008, 05:18 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    The number of posts doesn't make you an expert... the mod gods have a system in which us simpletons can't understand... they grant the "expert" titles to those who seem to have a certain knowledge in a certain category. I've seen people with 4000 posts that haven't made expert, and I've also seen people with 120 posts that have the title expert.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 05:24 PM
    BlakeCory
    Interesting, does your title change at all based on the number of posts?
  • Aug 23, 2008, 05:26 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Not sure, it may... I always thought it changed based on the number of "agrees" you get.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlakeCory
    Interesting, does your title change at all based on the number of posts?

    You go from new member, to jr member, to full member, to senior member, to ultra. Although, that only means you have answered a certain amount of questions, it doesn't mean that you have given good advice. The number of greenies you have, which shows how many times someone has agreed with the advice given, is what gives you your credibility.

    You can, I believe, apply for expert status, and depending on your experience you may or may not get it.

    I hope I explained that well enough, and if I'm wrong in the way I did, someone will be here shortly to correct me! LOL!

    You can always go to rules and regs, and snoop around there too. ;)
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:03 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    oy. back home finally.

    ...oh the weather outside is DARK AND GLOOMY!!!!

    ...hmm...I should clean.

    No Sneezer Weezer! Come back!. sit down and let Starby rub your tired feet and tell you a story!

    Oh, and when do I get my Sneezy points? I only need 8 more! ;) :D
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:11 PM
    startover22
    I haven't even gotten dressed today! Thought I would want to share that info for some reason... LMAO
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:28 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I haven't even gotten dressed today! Thought I would want to share that info for some reason...LMAO

    You KNOW the boyz are going to come and ask you if you're naked now right? Starty, Starty, Starty! What shall we do with you? LOL!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:31 PM
    startover22
    No they won't... I am not as dirty as the other "girls" on this board, I would never ever hint that I was... :) LMAO LMAO LMAO
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:35 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay, I am then! LMAO!!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:36 PM
    startover22
    You are?
    Post a pic... prove it... LMAO
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:40 PM
    startover22
    Just kidding... gosh
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:42 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    So starty... um... watcha wearing right now?

    ... you nakey?
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:43 PM
    startover22
    Can't tell you...
    SHhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I meant that comment for "I GET TO BE SOOOO LAZY TODAY!"
    Goodness you people
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Tee hee.

    You want to know what I'm wearing?

    ... it's Saturday night. I should be out and about... but I'm too lazy. Too lazy to shower... too lazy to get dressed, and certainly too lazy to go out.. . I cleaned my apartment, paid my bills, and did some laundry.

    ... this isn't good for a 22 year old.
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:47 PM
    starbuck8
    HAHA Starty! But wouldn't you know it! Sneezer didn't want a foot rub, or a story... but he hears something about nakie girlz... and BAM! LMAO!
  • Aug 23, 2008, 07:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Story? Foot rub? What the? Where'd this come from?

    ::looks back at old posts::

    ... holy cow. Starty, see what you did?

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