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  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:40 PM
    starbuck8
    G'nite my sweets! Looks like I have to clean up pepperoni from the floor now!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:41 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    stringer
    here's a novel way to make popcorn.................

    YouTube - Pop corn with cell phones : made by Cardo Systems

    I just got this one on Facebook this morn! Too funny!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    I just got this one on Facebook this morn!! Too funny!

    I'm so going to have to try that:confused:
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:03 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Goodnight you. Time to go to bed and look forward to another week of work.
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:05 PM
    starbuck8
    So tell me Franny? Are you in charge of decorations for my big surprise party that I know you are throwing next Sunday? Shhhhhh, don't tell them that I know k?. I'll pretend I'm very surprised! The Queen of the castle hears everyone's whispers in the corridors!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:05 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
    Goodnight ya'll. Time to go to bed and look foward to another week of work.

    G'nite Joesephine! ;) Sweet dreams!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:06 PM
    friend4u178
    Can't tell you starby... sshhh it's a secret :)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:06 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    G'nite Joesephine!! ;) Sweet dreams!

    LMAO... :D
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:16 PM
    starbuck8
    Francine?. are you making fun of Joesephine?? Now what do I do with the two of you? You have been dubbed Franny and... Joesy! Sounds like a children's cartoon! "Franny and Joesy go to Hollywood!!"
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:19 PM
    starbuck8
    My friend's wife went to the pub, and he found her in a park, just a little drunk, and she's passed out under a tree! LOL! He's at my house now, and he's got her cell phone! Oh this might not be good!!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:22 PM
    friend4u178
    He left her in the park??
  • Jun 22, 2008, 09:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Yep!! She woke up for a few seconds, and she was mad, and told him to go away. He tried to bring her home, but she wouldn't go! So yes... she is sleeping in the park! He will eventually go back to check on her. LOL! It's not a big park hun, and it's just down the block!

    Edit: I'm LMAO. He has been a friend of mine for yrs. and I've known his wife since grade school. She can't handle her alcohol at all, and she's been out at the pub for hrs today. She'll be just fine... in the morning!! LOL
  • Jun 23, 2008, 02:13 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hm. I doubt anyone's here.

    It's 5am. Do you know where your children are?

    My sleep schedule lately has been... for a lack of a better word... absolutely screwed up.

    I went to bed at 830pm... woke up at 5am.. . what do I do now?
  • Jun 23, 2008, 07:28 AM
    starbuck8
    Oh Sir Sneeze! I guess we all missed you this morning! Sounds like you got plenty of sleep though! I pulled the night shift again, and then up at 7am. Grrrrrrrr! Have a good day Sneezy!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 07:30 AM
    Stringer
    Well, aren't we bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning... HI!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 07:30 AM
    Stringer
    Well, aren't we bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning... HI!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 07:56 AM
    Alty
    Anyone online?

    Wow, you all were busy last night, and even Sneezy popped in. Sadly I ended up going to bed early, had a mucho mondo headache last night, not good. :(

    M, that cell phone popcorn thing, I've seen it before on Leno, they are pretty sure it's a hoax but haven't been able to prove it. It's totally possible, although I'm not sure if there is enough radiation in cell phones to actually do it, if so, what does that mean for us when we use a cell phone, are our brain cells going to pop? ;);)

    Here for a bit, got to run a few errands today. Time to write a letter to the principal, she wants to shut down the learning program that my son is in, it's a great program, hopefully a letter from me might help keep it in place. Also have to buy thank you gifts for Jared's teachers and do a bit of grocery shopping. YUCK. Then I have around 300 loads of laundry to do before I can relax. In other words, I'll be free and clear in around a month. ;):)

    YAWN, I'm tired. :(
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:08 AM
    bigbird213
    Morning all,

    Sounds like a fun day Alty - just go throw all the clothes out on the lawn for the rain. That might do the trick :)

    That would be a fun cell phone hack - turning your cell phone into a radiation gun. I could cook people from long distance that are bothering me :)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:11 AM
    Alty
    Hey Biggie. In order for the cell phone gun to work you'll need 4 of them. ;):)

    I don't want to clean anymore, the day is gorgeous, blue skies, not one cloud, nice warm weather and it's only 9am so it's only going to get better. I want to go outside with Sydney and play, but alas, household chores win again. I'll make you a bet, I'll finish everything today so that I can enjoy tomorrow, and tomorrow it will rain. That's my luck. ;):)

    If I take the clothes outside then I have to bring them back in, unless I just forget about them and buy new ones. Can I do that? Please. :);)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:13 AM
    bigbird213
    Only if you buy me some :)

    I could use some new clothes, but I hate the mall :(
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:17 AM
    Alty
    What size are you? ;)

    I hate shopping too, I know, weird for a women right? When I do buy new clothes I usually don't even try them on, just find my size and take it home, if it looks really bad then take it back and get something else. I hate change rooms and I hate buying clothes for myself. I love buying clothes for my kids, but even then, I'd rather be outside having fun then in a mall shopping. :)

    Maybe I should join a nudist colony, then I wouldn't have to worry about clothes, buying or washing. Hmmmm, something to think about. ;););)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:22 AM
    KalFour
    Nudist colony?
    Now you have my attention!
    What have I missed?
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:23 AM
    Stringer
    Good morning all.

    Starby yesterday decided to romp in the forest in the buff..
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:26 AM
    Alty
    Hey Kal, hey Stringer. :)

    I'm thinking of joining a nudist colony so that I don't have to do laundry or go shopping for clothes. I really can't see a downside to this. ;):)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:27 AM
    KalFour
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Good morning all.

    Starby yesterday decided to romp in the forest in the buff...........?

    Aww, why didn't anyone tell me? I would love to've joined in!

    Maybe with some subtley placed fig leaves... maybe without. And definitely with a few hours at the waterfall... total freedom!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:29 AM
    KalFour
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey Kal, hey Stringer. :)

    I'm thinking of joining a nudist colony so that I don't have to do laundry or go shopping for clothes. I really can't see a downside to this. ;):)

    Me neither. Sounds fantastic!
    Can I bring some friends?
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:34 AM
    Alty
    Sounds good to me Kal. :)

    Stringer, are you and Marta going to join us too? Imagine, total freedom, just hope that the waterfall isn't too cold, eeeek! :);)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:36 AM
    KalFour
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Sounds good to me Kal. :)

    Stringer, are you and Marta gonna join us too? Imagine, total freedom, just hope that the waterfall isn't too cold, eeeek! :);)

    No no! It's beautiful and warm.

    And wet.

    I could stay here for a while.
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:37 AM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey Kal, hey Stringer. :)

    I'm thinking of joining a nudist colony so that I don't have to do laundry or go shopping for clothes. I really can't see a downside to this. ;):)

    Me either ;)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:37 AM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KalFour
    Aww, why didn't anyone tell me? I would love to've joined in!

    Maybe with some subtley placed fig leaves... maybe without. And definitely with a few hours at the waterfall... total freedom!

    Make sure those are fig leaves and not poison ivy :eek: :eek: :(
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:42 AM
    starbuck8
    Morning all!

    Alty, Marta can come, but Stringy has to be on gate watch while us girls romp through the fields! :D
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:44 AM
    bigbird213
    Morning Starby!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:44 AM
    KalFour
    Haha.
    I'm about to go to bed. YOu guys enjoy your romping.
    Night!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:44 AM
    starbuck8
    G'mornin Mr. Big! ;)

    G'nite Kal... sleep well!
  • Jun 23, 2008, 08:59 AM
    Alty
    Goodnight Kal, it's odd for me to say that, seeing as it's 10am here. :)

    Biggie, you grab the fig leaves, Starby and I will need three, one for on top, two for on bottom, front and back. ;) Bring your "guide to leaves and flora" book, make sure it's not poison ivy, breaking out in hives and itchy's, not my idea of fun, especially not where we're planning on putting the leaves. ;)

    Starby, Biggie, I'll meet you by the pond. :)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 09:20 AM
    Alty
    Got to run peeps, laundry time. :)

    I'll be back later, keep the pond warm for me. Ewww, not that way Starby, use the heater. Jeesh. ;)

    Alty out for now. :)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 11:02 AM
    Stringer
    Yes... forest, in the buff, water falls, warm water... leaves??
  • Jun 23, 2008, 11:41 AM
    Alty
    The leaves are our alternative to clothing, can't run around completely in the buff, we're might scare someone. ;)

    Oooh, look a water lily, lily in lieu of a fig leaf, I think so. ;)
  • Jun 23, 2008, 11:45 AM
    starbuck8
    And here I thought my folicking time was just my own! :( That is when I try and catch those pesky frogs and turn them into princes! Now I have to share?
  • Jun 23, 2008, 11:51 AM
    Alty
    Folicking, we're licking fol's? :);) Love you Starby, I needed that giggle.

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