Am I still drunk? LOL

You asked what am I like??


The other place showed you peeked in and left

No, sorry, its another saying, sort of meaning 'the things you do I find funny'... sort of, if you've ever heard the phrase 'your a one' ,or 'he's a one', or 'she's a one' sort of has the same meaning

Oh those "cute" phrases you say... I get it

Sorry,
I've got to stop using phrases, I seem to get pulled up a lot because of then

Nahhhhh

Lol,your too kind, I'm not used to getting pulled up on my sayings,

Well... bear... trip to Mississippi to get Colton. I'll catch you later

Reet, cya later then

Rp, How was your trip? Have a good day.

Joe

Yo Joe! The trip went smooth, thanks. Hope you are having a good day at work... see you later tater


Hugs To All!

Hi guys, hope everyone is well today.
Stringer

Morning Stringer! Have a fun and eventful day planned?

Hi all. Hope this finds you healthy and happy. Miss being here every day, but got to save some energy now and then.

Did find a cute Joke of the Day, so thought I'd share it here, if you don't mind:
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=: THE PURINA DOG FOOD DIET :=
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I said I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
I said that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt, and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Alas, Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore but it was worth it. Maybe she won't ask stupid questions again...
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Originally Posted by Chery

Hi all. Hope this finds you healthy and happy. Miss being here every day, but gotta save some energy now and then.

Did find a cute Joke of the Day, so thought I'd share it here, if you don't mind:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_2_108.gif
=: THE PURINA DOG FOOD DIET :=
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I said I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
I said that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt, and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
Alas, Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore but it was worth it. Maybe she won't ask stupid questions again...
[author unknown]


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LOVE IT CHERY,, had you had a short leash THAT wouldn't have happened hon... H ha

Hey Stringer... how you doing?

One great thing about being a 'dead woman walking' is that NO Leash can ever hold me again...

And I promise to keep my humor till my last breath.

Wishing you all a good night... going to watch 5 hours of Lost now.

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That's a good laught, Chery!
Thank you! Hehe

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Hey Stringer... how ya doin?

One great thing about being a 'dead woman walking' is that NO Leash can ever hold me again...

And I promise to keep my humor till my last breath.

Wishing you all a good night... going to watch 5 hours of Lost now.

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Go girl... the way that my wife and I got "hooked" on LOST was the same way. We got the first season as a gift a couple years ago... now we both like it lots... (but the last season wasn't as good as the one before... still it is LOST.. )

Good to hear from you hon... peace to you my friend... keep knockin' out the "bad" guys... ha. Please stay in touch... and more jokes please... ha:D

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That's a good laught, Chery!!
Thank you!! hehe

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I agree Capt...

Hey Big Guy..! Did I hear that there is some kind of football game on today.. :D

Sorry I need to say a big Hoooray!! I got my cell phone back!

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sorry I need to say a big Hoooray!!! I got my cell phone back!!

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YES!! GOOD, GREAT~!! 1111 WOW!! 11 MAN ARE YOU LUCKY!!

Aaaaaah... you did?
:)

Hi everyone, love you but got to go

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Hi everyone, love ya but gotta go

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I would like to "rate" this post as an 11 out of 10... thanks Start... great... you left something here when you rushed out... I... think.. it... is... your.. finger... wow, fast exit girl:eek:

But we love you too hon... :) :D ;)

I agree. This has been a great way to get caught up with friends!

Go Pat's
Go Hawks!

Go Patriots!

Good luck today Captain! I am going to cheer them on for you!

I'm cheering for the Hawks to win the early game today!
Who knows, Pats/Hawks at the big game?

That would be a Great game guys!! 11 Bye

I said that earlier this year, got a little disappointed with the Hawks, but they came back a bit. That would be a good game.
Have lots a fun watching it today! I know I will!

Just dropping in...
How's everyone?

See you sometime...

Hi everyone.
Hi firm, have missed you around.
All is well with me, hope you're doing good:-)

Hi Firmy...
Hi AK...
:)

Hello Start, Firm and Ak.

Well hope everybody is doing well.

It is almost 1 am. Time to hit the bed. Nighty Night.

Good night Joe
:)
Hello to everyone and hugs to all

Hope it works this time!

Those look like some pretty nice buns!
But, the scratch-n-sniff feature is turned down too low. Hehe

Looks REAL good, bet they taste good too... hummm

Thanks... I think... lol
Hi you Captain... hugs going to get busy here!
EDIT::
Hey thanks Stringer...
They are all gone and with requests for even more. My goodness, I forget how nice it is to be here!

You have some yummy looking buns start!

Lol