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  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:38 AM
    magprob
    -----Defence against the dark forces----- This may at first glance sound like something from a Harry Potterbook, but there is in fact a very serious side to this subject. I do not usually talk about "conspiracies" and I do not intend to do so - focusing on these dark forces gives them Energy. At the same time however there is so much misinformation out there, which is increasing by the day it seems, that we really need to get this whole "conspiracy" thing into the correct perspective. Many people will know that the so called "war on terror", which was almost certainly contrived by the US and UK governments inparticular following the "9/11" event is completely contrived and fictitious - a front for a much darker agenda of power and control, culminating in everyone being compelled, by law, to submit to being injected by a so called "RFID" chip of the type that are already being covertly introduced in drivers licences, passports, credit cards etc. An RFID chip is a small but complex electronic device that can be physically implanted into the human body, in much the same way as those available for pets. RFID chips go far beyond "ID"- they can include tracking by satellite, authorising access to public places, authorising transactions and much more that we need not discuss. Suffice it to say they are generally designed to strip people of their liberties and freewill. Knowledge is power. Knowing this danger exists and how to avoid it is all that really matters in terms of these dark agendas. I raise this issue in a proper context before you inevitably read some other distorted and potentially biased account elsewhere, from factions that might not always have your best interests to heart. It does raise the question however that if this is what the people who control the governments wish to do, why do they not simply enforce it my law at this stage? There may well be a very good reason for this in fact. It is a fact that dark forces generally cannot, for whatever reason, act against the wishes of their intended victim. For example - a dark force entity cannot "possess" a person, without first being invited to do so. The dark entity usually accomplishes this by "tricking" the victim into "inviting" them into their body". The same applies to the RFID chip. It is important to the dark forces behind this agenda that everyone not only accepts this invasive "chip" voluntarily, but in fact are also willing and preferably even happy to do so. The " voluntarily, but in fact are also willing and preferably even happy to do so. The " is designed to make people so fearful, and feel so insecure, that they will go to almost any lengths to do what they feel will protect themselves and their families from a totally fictitious, invented and contrived "terrorist threat" is designed to make people so fearful, and feel so insecure, that they will go to almost any lengths to do what they feel will protect themselves and their families from a totally fictitious, invented and contrived "ID'd", including being "Neither shall they say, lo here! Or, lo there! For,behold, the kingdom of Heaven is within you", and of course tracked and eventually controlled by the RFID chip. The message is simple - do not accept any form of invasive technology or other instrument in your life or that of your children. We all create our own reality at all levels. If we do not wish to accept terrorism or suffer the control planned by the dark forces that in turn control the governments, media and many other factions, then simply know only Peace, Harmony, Joy, Service to others before service to self and above all Unconditional Love, in the face of which all darkness simply dissipates back into the Energy from whence it came. If everyone knew only Harmony, Joy, Service to others before service to self and above all Unconditional Love then not only will we realise the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth, but as we approach The Transition of the Ages, we can expect only the best possible and most glorious outcome for all humanity as opposed to the consequences a dark or negative focus would inevitably bring. So be very careful who and what you listen to, who or what you believe and above all who and what you focus on and know to be true. The truth and the power is within us All - let us all use it wisely as we approach the end of this great Age and transition to the next. Finally consider these great truths:
    Christianity: "Those who know themselves know their God". -- Luke 17:21
    Islam: "Look within, thou art Buddha".
    Buddhism: "Atman (individual Consciousness) and Brahman (Universal Consciousness) are one".
    Vedanta, part of Hinduism: "By understanding the self, all this Universe is known".
    Upanishads, part of Hinduism: "God dwells within you as you". Yoga, part of Hinduism: "Heaven, Earth and human are of one body".
    Confucianism: "On that day, you will know that I am in my Father,and you in me, and I in you". -- John 14:20
    Adrian
  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:44 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    yes, but this is member discussions....IM sure there was more to you being banned than just stupidity.

    I don't understand?? :confused: Was someone banned...
    Go Mag! I liked the part about being careful who you listen to the best sweet! (yourself would be best in most situations)
  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:57 AM
    alkalineangel
    Yes, there was a lovely member here last night, who has now oviously (and not that I'm surprised) been banned again... lol..
  • Nov 19, 2007, 10:01 AM
    magprob
    Frost_Bite?
  • Nov 19, 2007, 10:01 AM
    startover22
    Got it... thanks
  • Nov 19, 2007, 10:02 AM
    rpg219
    Okay mag... you got me! It took me this long to drop my honesty and intrude on your privacy :) Hi
  • Nov 19, 2007, 02:22 PM
    alkalineangel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Frost_Bite?

    LOL... no it was I_H8_CURLEYBEN... lol. I figured from the beginning he was going to be a problem (since he showed such maturity). He was banned once before and thought he'd be smart and come back as someone else... lol.
  • Nov 19, 2007, 02:24 PM
    startover22
    LMAO, that was his user name? He isn't scared is he?
  • Nov 19, 2007, 07:31 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rpg219
    Okay mag...you got me! It took me this long to drop my honesty and intrude on your privacy :) Hi

    Well... you get the 5 cent tour then get the hell out!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 07:33 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    LOL...no it was I_H8_CURLEYBEN...lol. I figured from the beginning he was going to be a problem (since he showed such maturity). He was banned once before and thought he'd be smart and come back as someone else...lol.

    I never ran across this silly bloke. I could have had fun with him! Lock him in here with me for 1 hour!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 07:44 PM
    J_9
    I had this one once

    HeyJ_9suxass


    LMAO
  • Nov 19, 2007, 07:53 PM
    CaptainRich
    Freaks, huh?! I guess they're going to be there... just watch where you put yer foot down! :eek:
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:08 PM
    startover22
    Freaks? Yes... whoa, whoa!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Not sure if this is quite your thing Mag but I'm sure the girls will like it.

    YouTube - Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:37 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Not sure if this is quite your thing Mag but I'm sure the girls will like it.

    YouTube - Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah

    I love that song. It grabbed me the first time I heard it a year or so ago. Thanks. I wasn't sure who did it but now I have it in my collection. :rolleyes:
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:39 PM
    startover22
    And yes, the ladies like that song too!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:39 PM
    friend4u178
    Glad you liked it...
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:40 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    I had this one once

    heyJ_9suxass


    LMAO

    Kiddie stuff. Needs a spankin!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:41 PM
    startover22
    I thought J only gave shots?
  • Nov 19, 2007, 08:50 PM
    magprob
    She spanks too!
  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:12 PM
    Synnen
    Mmmmm... spankings.
  • Nov 19, 2007, 09:51 PM
    magprob
    I've been naughty.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 12:11 AM
    magprob
    Testing 123 oh yes.
    This is some neat. I have Dragon speech recognition software. I am very slow using it right now, but I am practicing. When I get good and fast, I'm going to do a 72 hour straight talkathon. For 72 hours straight, I will just keep posting, and posting, and posting. Well, I'm off to us practice so get ready!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 05:13 AM
    CaptainRich
    I've heard of that software, Mag. Let me know how well you like it, and it's ease of use.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:53 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Testing 123 oh yes.
    This is some neat. I have Dragon speech recognition software. I am very slow using it right now, but I am practicing. When I get good and fast, I'm going to do a 72 hour straight talkathon.! For 72 hours straight, I will just keep posting, and posting, and posting. Well, I'm off to us practice so get ready!

    NOOOOOOO!! But that sure sounds cool... I love talkathons...
  • Nov 20, 2007, 04:21 PM
    magprob
    New Fed forecast sees slower growth, tame inflation in 2008

    By Greg Robb


    WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- The U.S. economy will slow by more than previously thought in 2008 but inflation will remain tame, according to the economic forecasts of top Federal Reserve officials released for the first time on Tuesday. Fed officials said growth would slow to a range of 1.8% to 2.5% next year, down from growth around 2.45% in 2007. Some Fed officials were more pessimistic, putting growth down as low as 1.6% next year. The unemployment rate is expected to tick up to about 4.9% in the fourth quarter of 2008, up from the latest reading in October. Inflation is expected to remain contained. Headline inflation, as measured by the PCE index, is expected to slow to 1.8%-2.1% in 2008, down from around 2.95% this year. Core inflation will remain steady in a range of 1.7%-1.9%. The Fed forecasts go out to 2012. The Fed sees the economy growing at a moderate pace in the neighborhood of 2.6% in 2009 and 2010, with a steady unemployment rate and continued low inflation. The Fed sees the end of the world in the mid to last part of 2012, at which time inflation and unemployment should drop to near zero. The fed cited wars as the best tool to stimulate the economy and most importantly, corporate growth, so we can look forward to constant war until the final end.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 04:29 PM
    NeedKarma
    Damn Mayans were right after all!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 07:50 PM
    magprob
    Scientists breed see-through frogs
    Transparent animals opens new frontier for dissection-free research
    The Associated Press
    updated 10:39 a.m. MT, Mon. Oct. 1, 2007
    HIROSHIMA, Japan - Scientists at Hiroshima University have succeeded in breeding see-through frogs — an innovation that could cut down on future dissections.
    Transparent fishes have been around for a long time, but Professor Masayuki Sumida said the new line of frogs were the world's first transparent four-legged animals.
    Sumida, an amphibian specialist who led the university's research team, said the transparent-skinned frogs could have become widely used in scientific research because internal organs and blood vessels can be observed without dissecting the creatures.
    Frogs are frequently used for research, but such projects have created increased criticism from animal protection groups. Sumida said the best way to appease the animal rights groups is to breed see-through human beings.
    See through human beings will make costly x ray machines obsolete while allowing scientists to continue their medically important work on reduced ozone protection and the effects it has on see through people.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:06 PM
    J_9
    ??

    Get back on the short bus. Time for your shot
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:10 PM
    magprob
    Hi J. I see you still have cognitive overload.
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:16 PM
    J_9
    Cognitive overload is an understatement!!
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:17 PM
    J_9
    Cranium crunch?
  • Nov 20, 2007, 08:24 PM
    magprob
    Been there, done that! Makes the world a hazy place. Hummm, that may be my constant state! :)
  • Nov 20, 2007, 10:19 PM
    startover22
    J..?
    Chit, are you all right, I haven't heard a gosh darn thing... I need a shot... NOW!! Oh goodness me... sorry to interrupt Mag, but a shot is needed...
  • Nov 20, 2007, 10:50 PM
    magprob
    CHK CHK BLAM * BLAM * BLAM * BLAM *

    There, shots.
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:27 AM
    magprob
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    We plan to blast off for the sun first thing in the morning. People ask us if we are afraid we might burn up when we get there but we got that all figured out. You see, it will take us three years to get there, and we figure we should, if our calkulations are correct, arrive at night.


    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195716144
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:35 AM
    magprob
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    As you can see, we have many hours of astonaught training. Here is Jim Bob doing a 48 hour marathon in the antigravity chamber. We are as ready as we will ever be.


    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195716778
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:41 AM
    magprob
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    For instance, here is our mobil module simulater/playboy club/rec room where we do most of our highly top secret stuff. Sorry, I can't show you the inside. Top Secret!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1195717092
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:43 AM
    magprob
    See you when we git back. Don't forget to feed the hogs.
  • Nov 22, 2007, 12:47 AM
    mongoose102860
    Ooooooook!!

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