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  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:41 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehhehehehehe did everyone turn and look at you like you were going crazy giggle
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:46 AM
    shatteredsoul
    This is why skinny people smoke, because they want to stay skinny!! I know it sucks being a nonsmoker, even if we are more healthy. I am sure you look great start, you are probably just being self conscious!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:48 AM
    startover22
    Well if looking like you may be 4 months pregnant when your not is looking great, then I look great!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:55 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh they already look at me like that... nothing new to them... of course if I snort in the process, I tend to get a giggle or too from someone else...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:56 AM
    startover22
    I love it when someone snorts, it makes me laugh till I almost pee my pants... Aren't you cute!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 09:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL all this talk of laughing is making me want the loo
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:00 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh, well then come on over by me start, snorting is a daily occurrence here... gosh darn allergies... I think I'm half pig sometimes...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:01 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ha millie would laugh at you and say wiggy wiggy
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:05 AM
    alkalineangel
    LOL... I would love it... Connor called me a kangaroo the other day... because I had a baby in my pouch, he said, I asked where the pouch was and he said I must have sewed it up... like I do to his jeans... lol..
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:07 AM
    startover22
    I think you should record your conversations with him cause he sounds like a HAM!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:12 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh believe me, we have a book called "connor-isms" I write in it often... lol The other day he told my husband that he was going to eat all of his dinner so that he grew big and strong and got a big belly like daddy... lol.

    He also has been recently telling me all the things he will be allowed to do when he is a big brother (according to him, not me) such as handling knives, using an electric saw (like daddy and papaw), and walking down the street alone... lol..
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:15 AM
    J_9
    Oh that is too funny. I love when Johnny comes up with something new. It is such a hoot. He came up with one right before Dad passed that would make some people gasp, but we just cracked up!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:20 AM
    alkalineangel
    Oh I love it... I was taking a walk with my mother and Connor and he was running ahead of us. He tripped on a raised portion of the sidewalk and fell down. I ran up to him to see if he was OK and he had a mortified face on him. I asked what was wrong and he looked down at a crack in the sidewalk and told me he broke the sidewalk... LOL... it was all I had in me to be serious, I was laughing so hard inside...
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:26 AM
    shatteredsoul
    That is so cute, I think every kid has really thought they were going to break their mama's back some time or another! My son asked my dad if he was pregnant with triplets! I turned three shades of red. I guess that's not as bad as when he asked me, Mommy are you PMSing?? HAAAAAAA HAAAAA
    Start, there is no way you look 4 months pregnant I would bet my last dollar on it. You can't wear a size 8 and look preggie my love!! You are probably used to being half of that size so you seem huge to you. To everyone else, you are a MILF for sure!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:26 AM
    J_9
    Oh I know!! While Dad was sick Johnny was sitting in front of the TV just playing by himself and talking to himself. Mom and I looked over and he was waving his little hand around saying "Ohhh, look, I'm Grampa, I'm an angel, I'm flying up to heaven... Oh, C.R.A.P, I'm stuck in a tree!!

    We hooted and hollered over that one. It was even used at Dad's funeral. Oh, yeah, Dad's nickname was Joker.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:30 AM
    shatteredsoul
    That kid is hysterical, looks like he inherited his grandpa's sense of humor, that's awesome!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:31 AM
    alkalineangel
    OMG Janine! That is hilarious!! (wrong on a couple levels) but hilarious!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:36 AM
    J_9
    Yes, wrong on some levels, but a hoot nonetheless!! We told Dad about that before he passed and he laughed and mouthed to us "I knew there was a reason I loved that boy!!!" LOL
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:46 AM
    shatteredsoul
    I am so glad you shared that story with him, what a wonderful, funny moment he was a part of!! Kids have a way of doing that. Taking something so difficult and finding the innocence and laughter in it. Got to love them!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:50 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe we did laugh on the phone that night about that j didn't we our boy is just such a special soul.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 10:53 AM
    J_9
    Oh, Yes, CBW we had a great laugh about that one on the phone. Hmmmm, did you get your phone bill yet? LOL http://www.pimpmycom.com/myspace/gif...olleye0011.gif
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:01 AM
    curlybenswife
    Nah I don't get them they go to ben online and he hasn't said anything anyway like he would dare lol
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:10 AM
    J_9
    LOL, that's good. Then again he DID say it was okay for you to call. LOL
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:13 AM
    alkalineangel
    Do you guys use skype? Is it a good service?
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:17 AM
    curlybenswife
    We skype yep its good and very clear.

    He wouldn't dare stop me calling to at that kind of point in your life id castrate him
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:24 AM
    J_9
    Yes, Skype is wonderful. But when I have no access to Skype, CBW is so wonderful she just picks up the phone and calls.

    That's why I LOVE her!! http://www.pimpmycom.com/myspace/gif...s/love0034.gif

    She's my bestest friend, if you can't tell. http://www.pimpmycom.com/myspace/gif...olleye0003.gif
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:53 AM
    Emland
    My hubby and I used Skype when he was in South Korea and Qatar. It works great!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 11:57 AM
    alkalineangel
    Hmm. I have been hearing about it and wasn't sure. Is it expensive to use?
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:05 PM
    startover22
    AHHHHH rest time is good time!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:06 PM
    Emland
    Skype is free
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:09 PM
    startover22
    What the heck is skype?
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:11 PM
    J_9
    Skype is free. It is like AIM, MSN, YAHOO... you have a mic and talk, like on the phone, to each other for free. CBW and I spend HOURS on Skype!!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:14 PM
    startover22
    Ohhhhhhhh, I am glad to hear about it. I can't have a phone conversation if my life depended on it, at least not without a stinker coming to tell on another stinker or they just need something and just can't wait till I am off the phone... Skype won't be for me. I will keep the typing going!
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:16 PM
    J_9
    LOL, I can relate. However, my kiddos know when I am on with Laura and either give her an earful or leave us alone. LOL
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:17 PM
    startover22
    My oldest son tells everyone that I am addicted to you guys already, if I started talking to you all on the phone, oh I might have to hide in a cave to do it! LOLOLOL
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:22 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL I love talking to Rae and Johnny not so much when j makes me sing sponge bob though lol
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:26 PM
    alkalineangel
    Oh! I though it was paid, maybe that is an added feature... My husband jokes that you all are my secret lovers... lol... he was actually on here for a whole 3 days or so, he said it was to ask some questions, but I know he was checking on me... lol... I think some of you scared him off unknowingly though.. lol.
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:33 PM
    shatteredsoul
    My kids are like, what are you asking now?? Ha Ha
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:35 PM
    curlybenswife
    He is just jelous Al that we have something in common he never will lol
  • Jun 26, 2007, 12:38 PM
    alkalineangel
    He thinks it is silly to talk to people I have never met... it all goes back to the comment Start made about her husband thinking everyone was fake... my husband thinks the same thing.. not to mention he is stubborn and doesn't like to be told he is wrong by CurleyBen.. lol. I think that is the real reason he left... lol... friggin men and their egos

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