I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

As Father's Day grows near:

Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'll be posting this on it's own thread tomorrow, but for today, I have to share.

Thanks CBW, I hope you don't mind me stealing it. :)

As Father's Day grows near:

Roses grow in Heaven, pick a bunch for me. Place them in my
Dads arms and tell him they're from me.

Tell him that I love and miss him and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for a while.

Remembering him is easy. I do it everyday. There's an ache within my heart that will never go away.

I love you Dad! 9 kisses, one for each Fathers Day we've missed.

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I am bawling.. That's exactly how I feel. I dread Fathers Day. Now I feel better... We had wonderful Dads didn't we? For just five minutes more to tell him I love him... Thanks little sweet Alty. You've made me feel better... Hugs:)

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LOL! How bad can it be? I wouldn't know. I've never smelled bear fart. I have however smelled elephant fart, that was gross. It has a flavor! :( :eek:

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Worst thing about a fart? Knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air and into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. Its just too intimate...

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worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...

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I have to go puke! Thanks kp... you little devil.:D

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worst thing about a fart? knowing that in order to smell one, a$$ particles have to travel through the air in into your nose... yep.. those olfactory receptors are docked with bits from the butt. its just too intimate...

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Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)

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Thanks for that KP. Now I want to buy a mask. ;)

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Night Alty... Tomorrow!

Night Kit.

I posted this on FB yesterday.

I need a sugar daddy. I'm not spoiled, I just want to buy toilet paper and electricity.

I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.

Been up 27 hours now! :eek:

Sleep well J!

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Sleep well J!

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Sleep well J... :)

Funny song, check it out!

YouTube - Jaron And The Long Road To Love - Pray For You

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I have an appointment with my therapy group. Betty blanket, Percy pillow, and the therapist, Martha mattress. They always make me feel good.

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That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:

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That darn Percy gets all the head :rolleyes:

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LMAO!

What would I do without M's funnies? ;)

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LMAO!

What would I do without M's funnies? ;)

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M's funnies are funny! :p

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M's funnies are funny! :p

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M's the funniest funny guy around.

There's only so far you can go with that. ;)

Yeah, I guess we're done with that one!

NEXT!

There's a thread about love, how to know when you're in love.

Everyone is doing the sappy "Love is when he buys you flowers" thing. Well, I did too. But, if you want to know true love, it's when a man goes to the pharmacy and buys you tampons, and midol. That's true love. :)

Good one Alty! Good one!

I just read the thread about how you know you are in love.

I just have to say "gag me with a spoon!"

Sorry a little Synnical tonight.