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  • Jul 10, 2009, 09:31 AM
    Alty
    Doomed again!
    The castle needed some work.

    I had the crew come in and clean it up, repair a few things.

    Oh, I added indoor plumbing. You're welcome Stringer. ;)

    There's also a bar in the ball room. I figured we needed some spirits other then the ghosts roaming the halls.

    Unky, you're in charge of the duck statue. It's looking a bit rough. Some pigeons seem to have made a nest there. I don't know what to do.

    Other then that, it's all the same. So come on in. The Queen is lonely.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 09:36 AM
    JoeCanada76

    All right, Finally the first post to a thread. Woo Hoo.

    Wonder when the others will follow.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 09:56 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Seconddd
  • Jul 10, 2009, 09:59 AM
    shazamataz

    Third... hey cool, my birthday is the third of the third as well :D
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Wondergirl

    I'll be in charge of the kitchen and all the food (exy will probably help me supervise the scullery maids). What do you want for lunch?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:02 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    I'll be in charge of the kitchen and all the food (exy will probably help me supervise the scullery maids). What do you want for lunch?
    Oh thank goodness, I can't cook to save my life, help yourself!

    Can I be one of the scullery maids, and can exy "supervise" me ;)
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:03 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    I'll be in charge of the kitchen and all the food (exy will probably help me supervise the scullery maids). What do you want for lunch?
    I have a hankering for grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    I'll supply the wine. :)
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:04 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Oh thank goodness, I can't cook to save my life, help yourself!

    Can I be one of the scullery maids, and can exy "supervise" me ;)
    You want to serve food or wash cauldrons?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:07 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have a hankering for grilled cheese and tomato soup.

    I'll supply the wine. :)
    I haven't had that in ages, sounds good... :)

    EDIT::: # 8

    Damn you are fast Joe...
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:08 AM
    Justwantfair
    Chicken Noodle for me.

    Man, I would hate to be our cook or our maid...
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:09 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    You want to serve food or wash cauldrons?
    As long as I am being supervised... no wait, that's "serviced" :p

    I was a dish pig for 2 weeks... I quit.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:12 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    As long as I am being supervised... no wait, that's "serviced" :p
    There will be no hanky-panky during work hours. I trust exy to keep all running smoothly.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:14 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    I can cook the same meal I cooked for this lady last night...

    Lamb chop marinated in red wine?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:16 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    I can cook the same meal I cooked for this lady last night...

    lamb chop marinated in red wine?
    HEY! I'M the head cook! (but that sounds good for supper, unless we do a McDonald's run)

    Could you put up some Heimlich Maneuver posters around the dining hall, please, Sneezy?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:18 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    And the cpr posters too!
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:18 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    There will be no hanky-panky during work hours. I trust exy to keep all running smoothly.
    Done deal, I will be a excellent worker during office hours, just far away from the kitchen.

    Is the position still open for crocodile feeder? Someone has to keep the moat monsters happy.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:20 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Done deal, I will be a excellent worker during office hours, just far away from the kitchen.

    Is the position still open for crocodile feeder? Someone has to keep the moat monsters happy.
    Yes... it's yours... I relinquish that job to you, but you also have to clean up the gator doo doo... :D
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:22 AM
    Wondergirl

    I bought a defibrillator and lots of antacid when I was at the apothecary's last week.

    The crocs will be fed the leftovers from dinner.

    Exy might be willing to be in charge of office workers too. Hope he shows up soon. His duties are mounting.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:25 AM
    shazamataz

    Sounds good, I shall collect the scraps at 10pm sharp.

    And the gator doo-doo is not so bad, I just scoop it up and give it to the gardener for fertilizer :D
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Sounds good, I shall collect the scraps at 10pm sharp.

    And the gator doo-doo is not so bad, I just scoop it up and give it to the gardener for fertilizer :D
    Good girl... that's thinking!:D
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:31 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Good girl...that's thinking!:D
    Not as silly as I look
    http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/syste...mall/G0DVL.jpg
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:33 AM
    nikosmom

    Guess I'm late :(
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    And the gator doo-doo is not so bad, I just scoop it up and give it to the gardener for fertilizer :D
    Raw waste has to first go through the worm farm back behind the stables before it can be put in the garden. This is a "green" castle, don't forget!
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:41 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Raw waste has to first go through the worm farm back behind the stables before it can be put in the garden. This is a "green" castle, don't forget!
    Ahhh sorry yes, my bad.
    Have to think of the environment.

    You aren't too late NM...
    I can dub you worm girl if you like, you can sift through the gator poo and food to make sure the worms are healthy :p
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:43 AM
    Unknown008

    Hello! I missed the opening of that one by an hour and 12 minutes :(
    Okey dokey Alty, I'll go find some solution for those evil pigeons! :)
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:45 AM
    Unknown008
    Oops, Hi Shazzy, Wondergirl, NM and Stringer! :)

    Anyone else here? I hope I missed no one..
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:47 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    You aren't too late NM...
    I can dub you worm girl if you like, you can sift through the gator poo and food to make sure the worms are healthy :p
    NM might want to go fishing then for us then. Is there a river or lake near the castle?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:49 AM
    Unknown008

    Yes, Wondergirl, there's one at the back of the castle, beyond the bridge. It's the lake of the ducky.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:50 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Okey dokey Alty, I'll go find some solution for those evil pigeons! :)
    Be sure to keep the pigeons away from the worm farm. Perhaps you can enlist the help of one of the stable lads to periodically shoo them away.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:51 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Yes, Wondergirl, there's one at the back of the castle, beyond the bridge. It's the lake of the ducky.
    Feel free to dub me WG (fewer strokes with your quill). What kinds of fish are in the lake? Any good for food?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:53 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wondergirl View Post
    Be sure to keep the pigeons away from the worm farm. Perhaps you can enlist the help of one of the stable lads to periodically shoo them away.
    I find a shotgun works well... oops! Not very eco friendly though :o
    Like the fishing idea though, nice fresh fish for dinner, does the lake have salmon? :D

    I'm am off the my quarters for the night,
    I will be back to feed to crocodiles and undertake my poop duties later.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:57 AM
    Unknown008

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by WG
    Be sure to keep the pigeons away from the worm farm. Perhaps you can enlist the help of one of the stable lads to periodically shoo them away.
    Ok, noted that. Some special paste for the statue.. now, that's shinking as a brand new one! :)

    Pigeons... pigeons... why not a scarecrow?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by WG
    Feel free to dub me WG (fewer strokes with your quill). What kinds of fish are in the lake? Any good for food?
    Ok! Fishes? There were none last time... Oh wait! I remember now! There were those crazy piranhas! :eek: It's been ages they've not be getting food... Starby used to give them frequently before her daily swims... now that she's no more here... :(!
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:58 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I find a shotgun works well..... oops! Not very eco friendly though
    What's a shotgun? Is that a bigger net than the one in the storage shed?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 10:59 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I find a shotgun works well..... oops! Not very eco friendly though :o
    Like the fishing idea though, nice fresh fish for dinner, does the lake have salmon? :D

    I'm am off the my quarters for the night,
    I will be back to feed to crocodiles and undertake my poop duties later.
    Shotguns? Nope, I've got none. I'll try some spear throwing! ;)

    We might try to introduce salmons... but how to get rid of the piranhas? :confused:

    Ok, have a good night Shazzy! :) I'm not so far behind you! ;)
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:01 AM
    Unknown008

    That's a fire gun... the one like the Sheriff has... he always keeps it with him ;)
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:02 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Pigeons... pigeons... why not a scarecrow?
    I've noticed these are very smart pigeons. Should I have the lad catch some for pigeon pie once in a while?

    Quote:
    those crazy piranhas
    They all starved to death. I think the king restocked the lake last week.
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:02 AM
    jenniepepsi

    I thought it was illigal to shoot pidgeons?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:04 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    We might try to introduce salmons
    You want to start a salmon farm?
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:05 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    I want an alpaka farm...
  • Jul 10, 2009, 11:06 AM
    Wondergirl
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    i thought it was illigal to shoot pidgeons?
    That's only in the cities where the old people feed them and make friends with them. In the country, anything goes. :D

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