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  • May 22, 2007, 07:00 PM
    magprob
    This is true
    Is that a radiation shield in your shorts, or are you just glad to see me?

    A Swiss clothing company has generated a buzz in the blogosphere by coming out with a line of underwear beefed up with silver threads to protect a guy’s private parts from cellphone radiation.


    I thought the main concern and health risk from cell phones is brain cancer from the radiation. I've wore underwear on my head before but I was drunk. Would these underwear protect me from brain cancer causing radiation? Do cell phones really affect your sperm count?
  • May 22, 2007, 07:06 PM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    Haha :D got to love you magprob!
  • May 22, 2007, 07:09 PM
    Wangdoodle
    So, where are people putting there phones any how! And to think, all this time I have been using my phone to talk with.
  • May 22, 2007, 07:17 PM
    magprob
    Well, now that you mention it, and knowing that they vibrate... HUMMM! There could be more to this than meets the eye.
  • May 22, 2007, 08:02 PM
    J_9
    The first time I put my cell on vibrate, put it in my front pocket, and...

    Well you get the picture. I LOVE to put my cell on vibrate. LMAO, I think I will go do that now.

    I hope someone calls.
  • May 22, 2007, 08:14 PM
    magprob
    Don't... don't... don't... hangup!
  • May 22, 2007, 08:16 PM
    J_9
    Oh baby ring please ring!! Yes ring, don't hang up.
  • May 22, 2007, 11:08 PM
    curlybenswife
    :eek: Im shocked ;)
  • May 22, 2007, 11:39 PM
    Capuchin
    A general way of looking at it is that the microwaves used heat up the cells in your body by oscillating some of the molecules at somewher near the resonant frequency.

    If you speak for hours on your phone with the handset held to your head, you're running the risk of brain damage. If you use a headset with the phone in your pants then you run the risk of your little swimmers being damaged!

    There's very little risk when you're not in a call, as your phone isn't acting like a continuous source until that point. It might keep intouch with a base station every few seconds but nothing huge.

    As the radiation dies in intesity with the square of the distance. The exposure to your head is much lower if the phone is in your pants compared to next to your ear.
  • May 22, 2007, 11:54 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    :eek: Im shocked ;)

    Then I have done my job. Goodnight.;)
  • May 22, 2007, 11:59 PM
    curlybenswife
    Sleep tight dear Mag xxx
  • May 28, 2007, 11:01 AM
    terminator05
    Well, you know cell phones DO vibrate.

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