[Xan-Kriegor]

This is a forum for all who want to make other people laugh and people who want to laugh(if there aren't any jokes yet, please come back later )
So, do you know a great joke?
If you do, why not sharing it with the world?

P.S. NO RACIST NOR DISCRIMINATING JOKES!!!

[Xan-Kriegor]

Modest goes always to a pub and orders always a cup of thee. One day his friend asks why he never orders a beer. Modest saids: "I have a rare disease. I can't say the letter b." Well... why don't you ask a pint instead? asks his friend.
Next day, Modest goes to the pub and asks a pint. "Okay" saids the barman, What kind blonde or brown? Well.. make that a cup of thee. saids Modest.

[redhed35]

Actually it's the arts and leisure forum, ill request that your thread be moved to a more appropriate forum.

[Xan-Kriegor]

How?

[redhed35]

Ill request it, when a moderator has a minute they will move it to the right section where it will get more views and perhaps replies.

This forum is for questions on arts and leisure.

[Just Dahlia]

Modest goes always to a pub and orders always a cup of thee. One day his friend asks why he never orders a beer. Modest saids: "I have a rare disease. I can't say the letter b." Well... why don't you ask a pint instead?, asks his friend.
Next day, Modest goes to the pub and asks a pint. "Okay" saids the barman, What kind blonde or brown? Well.. make that a cup of thee., saids Modest.

Why don't I get it:confused: Help me please, I'm sure it is just my brain at this point:)

[martinizing2]

And that joke reminds me of this one.


A Texan moved up to Canada to get away from the crowds
And get closer to nature .

The first bar he goes into he has a few and starts bragging
About how everything in Texas was bigger or better and the men were tougher.

Local people put up with it for a time but it got to be too much.
So after a small discussion among themselves ,
One of the biggest dudes there walked over to
The Texan and said ,

"Around here a man is not considered a man unless he can

drink 5 bottles of whiskey,
make love to 3 women,
then beat up a grizzly bear. "


The Texan says, " I can do that."

"The whiskey s at the bar ', replied the local.

He drinks the whiskey , then stumbles out of the bar.

Good Ridence. He is gone.

Two hours later the Texan stumbles back into bar.
He looks like he had been dragged through cactus.

"What the hell happened to you? " the local said as he approached
The Texan.

I'l tell you as soon as I fight those women you want me to fight.

[Xan-Kriegor]

He can't say the letter B so he can't also say Blonde nor Brown,.

[Just Dahlia]

Thanks for explaining:D

[Alty]

He can't say the letter B so he can't also say Blonde nor Brown,.

I still don't get it. What does a blonde or a brown have to do with a pint?

Also, what's a cup of thee?

[Xan-Kriegor]

Never mind.

[southamerica]

@ Martin's Joke: bahahahahahahah!


I work in the parking industry, and write the monthly newsletters. This is a joke I put in one (not my joke):

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

[vexxed]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender sees this and asks him why. The pirate replies, "Arr, I've got a bounty on my head." Heehee!

[martinizing2]

A pirate walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says, "whats going on ?"

The frog says, "It started out as a wart on my butt."

[vexxed]

@martinizing2 Bwahahahahahhahaaa!!

[Just Dahlia]

A pirate walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says, "whats going on ?"

The frog says, "It started out as a wart on my butt."

Lol! Couldn't greenie twice! :D