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    Sep 16, 2010, 07:00 AM
    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
    The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

    #6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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    Sep 16, 2010, 07:49 AM

    My husband is on the floor. He wants me to print this out so he can post it at his gun club.

    Priceless!
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    Sep 16, 2010, 08:12 AM
    I don't want to have sex with a rifle.
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    Sep 19, 2010, 09:24 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    I don't want to have sex with a rifle.
    You couldn't even try to have sex with a rifle as you aren't allowed to legally own them over there in Canook land.
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    Sep 19, 2010, 09:26 AM

    You know why women prefer rifles over men?

    Rifles are good for repeat shots.
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    Sep 19, 2010, 09:31 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    You know why women prefer rifles over men?

    Rifles are good for repeat shots.
    Touche'... :)

    Good one smoothy... will have to send that to my hubby!
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    Sep 19, 2010, 10:21 AM

    Thank you - just came to me between my third and fourth cup of coffee. Next I'll be seeing spiders.

    Anyway - thanks.

    I was going to say rifles don't take very long to reload but I thought that was too adult and would be banned. (if this is a blank space it WAS banned)

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