[Alty]

Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada.


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada.


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada.


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada.


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada.


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada.


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada.


If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.


If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada.


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada.


If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada.


If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada.


If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.


If you actually understand these jokes,
You definitely live in Canada.

[JoeCanada76]

Lol, I defiantly live in Canada. (;

[nikosmom]

I KNEW the stories were true! :rolleyes:

[Alty]

I KNEW the stories were true! :rolleyes:

Sadly NM, they are, that's why they're so funny. :p

[friend4u178]

Sadly NM, they are, that's why they're so funny. :p

Or SAD... :eek:

[Alty]

Or SAD............:eek:

You learn to live with it.

Actually, why do I live here? :confused:

How's the weather down under M?

[JoeCanada76]

This is what happens to us Canadians when the weather is always bad. Look at my avatar...

EDIT: Okay changing it now. Lol

[friend4u178]

You learn to live with it.

Actually, why do I live here? :confused:

How's the weather down under M?

It's actually been very mild lately in Sydney , today its about 18C and sunny. Only 3 weeks of winter left :)


Joe
That's scary :eek:

[Alty]

Joe, I haven't done that in years! ;)

M, 18 degrees celsius? In winter? Really?

Can I stay with you for a while?

[friend4u178]

M, 18 degrees celsius? In winter? Really?

Can I stay with you for a while?

Of course Alty , when I take you to the Pub people will laugh at me though for bringing a Bunny wiggling it's tushy with a carrott stuck up it's A55 :rolleyes:

[Alty]

Of course Alty , when I take you to the Pub people will laugh at me though for bringing a Bunny wiggling it's tushy with a carrott stuck up it's A55 :rolleyes:

That's not a carrot, that's my tail!

OMG, does it look like a carrot?

They'll laugh more when they hear my accent. ;)

[friend4u178]

Looks like a carrot to me ;)


OK got to go , cya guys :)

[nikosmom]

Shouldn't this thread be titled: "A Lesson Abote Canada"? :p

[Alty]

Shouldn't this thread be titled: "A Lesson Abote Canada"? :p

Only if I was a Newfie NM.

I'm not.

We say about here in Alberta. :D

[Alty]

Looks like a carrot to me ;)


ok gotta go , cya guys :)

It's a cute little powder puff tail that just so happens to be orange. :(

Silly M.

Have a beer for me at the pub, K? :)

[HelpinHere]

Aww... I want to go to Canada now... :(

It is too hot here!

[shazamataz]

Canada jokes eh?

[Alty]

Aww... I wanna go to Canada now... :(

It is too hot here!

You wouldn't survive HH. You have to be born here if you want to live here.

Wait... I wasn't born here.

Now I understand! :cool:

[Alty]

Canada jokes eh?

Another misconception.

Eh is mainly used in Newfoundland, not Alberta. Very few Albertans say eh, no one says aboot, we actually talk like normal humans beings. :)

[JoeCanada76]

I say Eh all the time. Does that mean when I move to Alberta everybody will think I am newfie?