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  • Dec 20, 2010, 02:13 PM
    Homegirl 50
    Senior Texting Codes
    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Got to Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    :D
  • Dec 21, 2010, 09:24 PM
    Just Dahlia

    Anytime I want to hit the 'E' or the 'Q' I 99% of the time hit the 'W'. I do not correct it and everyone has to figure out what I want.
    It's the 'Old Debbie' code they have to decipher.:D

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