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In Sunday school.

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"

In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"

"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."

"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"

"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."

"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."

"OK, Billy, what do you think?"

"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."

"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"

Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"

Ha ha :) Out of the mouths of babes ! When I taught school,I was often told things that would curl the parents hair,if they ever knew.

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Ha ha :) Out of the mouths of babes ! When I taught school,I was often told things that would curl the parents hair,if they ever knew.

Hahaha! Kids are so funny like that.

My sister was trying to tell her son [10] that I got a tattoo and she was like "guess what your auntie got?" and he was like "her period??"

Hahah when I remember that I just laugh... haha kids are amazingly hilarious.

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hahaha! Kids are so funny like that.

My sister was trying to tell her son [10] that I got a tattoo and she was like "guess what your auntie got?" and he was like "her period??"

hahah when I remember that I just laugh... haha kids are amazingly hilarious.

I would have guessed a puppy:)

Billy is correct. Absolutely right answer. :D, he told what he saw.

But... did Billy's mom go to heaven next? :confused: If not, I can't see why he said that...

Bah, forget that.

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But... did Billy's mom go to heaven next? :confused: If not, I can't see why he said that...

Bah, forget that.

Haha Unky I hope that's sarcasm..

Sorry, but no :o

Anyway, I don't want to know now that you said that :eek:

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Sorry, but no :o

Anyway, I don't want to know now that you said that :eek:

... she was having sex.

Oops. It came out sorry:D

I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

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I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

I'll explain when you turn 18. :)

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I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

Man, I wish I was this innocent.

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I knew something like that would come out! :eek: :eek:

Wait... sex with feet up in the air?

Pssst Unky...

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man, I wish I was this innocent.

I think it's nice. Unky's a good kid. I hope my kids grow up to be just like him. :)

:eek: I don't think that position is any sort of... comfortable for any of the two, but since I never tried... I can't say for sure :eek:

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:eek: I don't think that position is any sort of ... comfortable for any of the two, but since I never tried... I can't say for sure :eek:

Again... I'll tell you when you're 18! :)

Just one hint. It is comfortable and hits all the right spots.

Just fyi. ;)

Don't tell me any more, I don't want to know :eek:

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Don't tell me any more, I don't want to know :eek:

All right. I won't.

You just let me know when you want to know more, I'll get M to tell you, seeing as he has pictures. ;)

Muddy - that is a cute joke. I liked it.

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I think it's nice. Unky's a good kid. I hope my kids grow up to be just like him. :)

Lol I think you'll have to live in an island to get that...

Does that mean you're telling Alty to come live here, with the hot weather, mosquitoes, beaches and seas? :rolleyes:

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twinkiedooter agrees: You'll soon be looking up new and exciting things on your own - and not cute puppy pictures either.

:eek:

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Does that mean you're telling Alty to come live here, with the hot weather, mosquitoes, beaches and seas?

Is this an open invitation? I can deal with mosquitoes, but do you have sand fleas?

Sand fleas? No, why?

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Sand fleas? No, why?

Ooooo, goody. We're all moving in with you.

Rainy today, and cooler than the past few days... but it's going of topic :o

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Ooooo, goody. We're all moving in with you.

I'm coming too, please:D

I've got dibs on the couch! :)

I can nap in the bathtub. Cat thinks bathmats are comfy.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that. "

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way.. "

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,

"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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I'm coming too, please:D

I'm glad Alty didn't say this JD , would've sounded completely different :D

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I'm glad Alty didn't say this JD , would've sounded completely different :D

LMAO! Hey! I'm not that bad. Am I? :o

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LMAO! Hey! I'm not that bad. Am I? :o

Well I don't know about the others...

But I vote Yes... LOL :D

I can be good. Really good! :)

A classic!

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A classic!

The joke or the teller?

A mother and her young son were flying British Airways from London to
Sydney. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother
And said, "Why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't
Think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?". The
Boy said that she had.
With a clever grin, the flight attendant said, "Tell your mother it's
because British Airways always pulls out on time."