Hello:
Will somebody tell me when he's finished with the back 9?
excon
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Hello:
Will somebody tell me when he's finished with the back 9?
excon
Now
As soon as his wife is done with the front 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by excon
The same 9 we've heard about or a new batch?
I didn't get the joke yesterday:rolleyes: I get it now, I really need to watch more news.:D
What's the difference between a Titleist III and an Escalade?
Tiger can drive the Titleist 400 yards.
Number eight was released yesterday, Joslyn James, she's a bit rough, looks like she could break Tiger. I just read the text messages between him and Jamie Grubbs, good stuff.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops at three Ho's.
There's got to be one about the Cadillac and his Caddie out there some where.;)
Come on guys, put your thinking caps on:rolleyes::D
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
True, true, ture... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Q: What's the difference between a Caddy and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a golf ball without wrecking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Dahlia
This one's making the rounds. See post #6Quote:
Originally Posted by KC13
And to think this man made $92,000,000 last year and can't drive for sh*t strikes me as either very sad or very funny.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?
They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian...
Also, breaking news, They don't call him Tiger, they call him Cheetah! LMAO
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?
Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
Survey:
A random national poll was conducted of 10,000 women as to whether they would ever have sex with Tiger. The results are as follows:
12% Yes
18% No
70% Not Again.
Too funny.
The Woods Family Christmas Portrait 2009
Attachment 27455
Tiger Woods Game... you knew it was coming. Use the up-and-down arrows on your keypad to guide the Escalade.
http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2...video-game.swf
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these B1tches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
Love it!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
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