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Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.

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Funny things, funny girl :) Thanks, needed a smile.

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Always here for a smile or two Stringy. :)

What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:

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What's up with the buck? That's just wrong, what's he thinking:rolleyes:

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It's a threesome, or a big mistake. Your choice. ;)

Cutesy cute and cuter :)

Me likes.

Me likes too! :p

Best one is "I boop ur nose"

I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I was going to I liked the "i boop your nose" the best until I read this. :)

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I got this new deodorant today.

The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

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I just got this in an email... coincidence :confused:

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i just got this in an email........coincidence :confused:

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No, M has to be everywhere so he can deliver the beer.

Now that 3 some looks interesting. Wonder when they all figured this out?

I'm sending people to this thread now when they tell me that humans are the ONLY species that have 3-somes.

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

I love it M. Great sales pitch.

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Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

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That was great M, loved it.

M, that's a gorgeous Mastiff.

The sales pitch is hilarious, but the dog is a beauty.

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Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!






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Dog For Sale

Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Sh1t.'

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I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:

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I might be ignorant here, but is that really the size of that dog:confused: Is it even possible? WOW:eek:

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It's possible JD. He has a sweet face. I doubt he'd hurt a fly.

That's what I was wondering too JD. It's head seems lots bigger than the lady besides it. Could that mean a bigger brain? Lol!

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It's possible JD. He has a sweet face. I doubt he'd hurt a fly.

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Just as long as he knows he is NOT a lapdog.

Just look at his face guys.

He's so cute. Goochie goo!

Can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:

He's a big cuddle-butt. I just don't think I could handle sharing a bed with something that big.

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just look at his face guys.

He's so cute. Goochie goo!

can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:

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Just look at his face guys.

He's so cute. Goochie goo!

Can you imagine what would happen if he decided he wanted to lick you and pinned you down? :eek:

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Hmmm... :confused: That would be fun?

A few more funnies. I just want to say in advance... I'm sorry. :(


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the last one is too small to read.

I like the smiling doggy ^_^

Second one was hilarous! :p

Third one... :(

I tried to delete the last one because I realized it was too small. Sadly it's one that I save a while back and I really don't remember what it said.

You want to kill me now, don't you.

Unky, they're just mice. ;)

Okay, I found it.

The last one says

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

But unky is a mouse. Maybe they were relatives :(

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but unky is a mouse. maybe they were relatives :(

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Oops! I never thought of that.

I'm sorry Unky. I'm sure that they were bad mice. ;)

Okay, I'll take it then. :)

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but unky is a mouse. maybe they were relatives :(

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Nope, those were rats. No relation. Unky's from Mauritius, those are obviously from Washington, DC. You can tell by the way they swarmed the government cheese.

Lol, OK Cats. Rats are bad, really bad ;)

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_______ is golden, Duct tape ___ _______.
:)

Edit: never mind, I missed the answer somehow

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_______ is golden, Duct tape ___ _______.
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It says;

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. :)

Book Review comparison


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Titanic Cost - $29.99
Clinton Cost - $29.99

Titanic Over 3 hours to read
Clinton Over 3 hours to read

Titanic The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton Bill is a bullsh1t artist.

Titanic In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton Ditto for Bill.

Titanic During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton Ditto for Monica.

Titanic Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton Let's not go there.

Titanic Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing...

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Book Review comparison


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Titanic Cost - $29.99
Clinton Cost - $29.99

Titanic Over 3 hours to read
Clinton Over 3 hours to read

Titanic The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton Bill is a bullsh1t artist.

Titanic In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton Ditto for Bill.

Titanic During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton Ditto for Monica.

Titanic Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton Let's not go there.

Titanic Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing...

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Nice...