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  • Nov 11, 2009, 06:19 AM
    tkrussell
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    American TV is Just Not Right
    This is a TV Host for an Italian TV Show... And Then an Example of What We get here in America...
  • Nov 11, 2009, 08:18 AM
    adam_89

    WOW!!

    I am going to Italy. That is bull crap
  • Nov 11, 2009, 08:20 AM
    J_9
    Heck... I'll go to Italy too!
  • Nov 11, 2009, 09:22 AM
    Just Dahlia
    Save room for me:D
  • Nov 11, 2009, 03:04 PM
    Catsmine
    How about Marseilles? Better beaches and you can still pick up broadcast.
  • Nov 11, 2009, 05:40 PM
    shazamataz

    Hahaha good find tkrussell!

    Mind you, Australia's not too bad for presenters either ;)

    http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/J...insPicture.jpg
  • Nov 11, 2009, 05:58 PM
    Stringer

    Holy mackerel ! I have satellite I should be able to get that... :(
  • Nov 11, 2009, 07:05 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Hahaha good find tkrussell!

    Mind you, Australia's not too bad for presenters either ;)

    http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/J...insPicture.jpg

    Where is your microphone Shaz?:rolleyes:
  • Nov 11, 2009, 07:13 PM
    friend4u178

    She does have nice... uhmmm... nice hair , yep that's it ;)


    Seriously though I wouldn't be able to concentrate on what she was saying... she does talk right :eek:
  • Nov 11, 2009, 07:46 PM
    Fr_Chuck

    I was wondering if they recycle that water or merely wasting it.
  • Nov 11, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Stringer

    I am still staring, Oh My, that could get me in trouble for sure.
  • Nov 12, 2009, 01:20 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha M I wish I looked that hot!

    The Italian girls boobs are rather hypnotising Stringer :eek:
  • Nov 12, 2009, 03:50 AM
    tkrussell
    Warning, do not look at these photos first thing in the morning.

    Oops , too late.

    Oooo -fah.
  • Nov 12, 2009, 04:29 AM
    KC13
    Rosie O'Donnell: Proof that God does have a sense of humor. And an occasional bad day.
  • Nov 12, 2009, 07:02 AM
    Stringer

    Still staring... (10 hours now... sic) I'm staring! AND I can't help myself!:eek::D:p
  • Nov 12, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Just Dahlia
    I had to pull out the magnifying glass, even though it's really not needed.:rolleyes::D
  • Nov 14, 2009, 05:08 PM
    earl237
    America has some hot talk show hosts like Bonnie Hunt.
  • Nov 14, 2009, 07:41 PM
    mudweiser

    I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian now.

    Sarah
  • Nov 15, 2009, 03:01 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I'm pretty sure I'm a lesbian now.

    Sarah

    Have you any idea how many guys just went "Aw sh!..." reading that?
  • Nov 15, 2009, 03:16 AM
    mudweiser

    Haha!!

    You made my flem come up.

    Thanks for helping me clear my throat.

    Sarah
  • Nov 15, 2009, 03:19 AM
    Catsmine
    Sarah, any resposnse would take us into wrong thread country... ::Groucho eyebrows ::
  • Nov 15, 2009, 10:19 AM
    Stringer

    Still staring... need to eat something, need to sleep,.

    Thinking about why it's not fair, some things should just be shared... :(:)
  • Nov 15, 2009, 10:22 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Still staring...........need to eat something, need to sleep,.......

    Thinking about why it's not fair, some things should just be shared..........:(:)

    Stare at the Berlitz course, bro. Then you can practice on the gal almost wearing a bikini in Italy.
  • Nov 15, 2009, 10:29 AM
    Stringer

    I think that I have a problem Cats... why can't I just turn away??

    And this foolish drooling has to stop.

    Just finally made a decision... I now know for sure that I am definitely a boob guy...

    Is this what an obsession or addiction feels like... Oh my... it's not all bad you know!! :) :)
  • Nov 15, 2009, 10:43 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Is this what an obsession or addiction feels like.....Oh my.....it's not all bad ya know!!!!!!! :) :)

    Yes, my nicotine habit was like that. I won't put any other habits into public record.
  • Nov 15, 2009, 10:56 AM
    Stringer

    Slowly turn away... just look at my desk...

    I'm doomed I tell you... doomed! :)
  • Nov 15, 2009, 11:37 PM
    Unknown008

    Stick 'closed' your eyes with duck tape :p
  • Nov 16, 2009, 03:49 AM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Stick 'closed' your eyes with duck tape :p

    Don't give him ideas... he'll tape his eyes OPEN... :p
  • Nov 16, 2009, 03:54 AM
    Unknown008

    Shhtttt! That's why I said 'closed'. :eek:
  • Nov 16, 2009, 03:58 AM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Shhtttt! That's why I said 'closed'. :eek:

    At this point, he may not know the difference. :eek::cool::eek::cool::eek: Confusion sets in...
  • Nov 16, 2009, 06:29 AM
    Stringer

    It has been 109.5 hours... h e l p me...
  • Nov 16, 2009, 06:56 AM
    Unknown008

    Does someone needs to tell Marta? :rolleyes:

    If so, say it Sheriff, and be up to your title! :eek:
  • Nov 16, 2009, 06:58 AM
    Stringer

    Huh ? :eek:
  • Nov 16, 2009, 04:02 PM
    Catsmine
    You really need to get Marta some bangles and half a bikini, String.
  • Nov 16, 2009, 05:28 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Stringer - we're taking up a collection in the back room for a one way ticket for you to Italy... hold on...
  • Nov 16, 2009, 07:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Stringer - we're taking up a collection in the back room for a one way ticket for you to Italy...... hold on......

    Yeaaaa... NO:eek:... Wait!. maybe... NOoooooo... that would really get me in trouble...
  • Nov 17, 2009, 03:30 AM
    Catsmine
    Here's to the best years of your life, Stringer.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...er-416675.html
  • Nov 17, 2009, 04:03 AM
    KC13
    It's like "A Clockwork Orange"... from the perspective of the orange... :rolleyes:

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