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  • Jul 13, 2009, 11:54 AM
    dmyoung
    My personal traits
    A self decription
  • Jul 13, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Unknown008

    Hmmm, yes?
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:00 PM
    NeedKarma
    Hmmm.. that's not funny. I don't get it.
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:01 PM
    J_9
    Where's the punch line?
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:38 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dmyoung View Post
    a self decription

    I get it! It's a self-encryption! ;)
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:41 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    I get it! It's a self-encryption! ;)

    Now I am even more confused.
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:45 PM
    Catsmine
    Sorry, Justy.

    Just making a pun at the OP's misspelling.

    Decription - encryption
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:48 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Sorry, Justy.

    Just making a pun at the OP's misspelling.

    decription - encryption

    No worry Cats, it's clear as mud now. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2009, 12:51 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    No worry Cats, it's clear as mud now. ;)

    Best thin that mud some, dear. Try moonshine.
  • Jul 14, 2009, 06:57 AM
    Unknown008

    I still don't find anything... :(
  • Jul 14, 2009, 07:43 AM
    adam_89

    Say What?
  • Jul 17, 2009, 09:23 AM
    KARIEMELIA

    Super confused!
  • Jul 17, 2009, 09:27 AM
    Chey5782
    This is the funniest post ever!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    My personal traits,
    A self descritopn,
    By: dm young.


    I believe that if I describe myself it is a trait. Thus by effectively communicating my desire to self "descritopn" I have confused all of AMHD and they shall remember me forever! Brilliant!! Or an idiot savant. Or both. *applauds*
  • Jul 17, 2009, 09:29 AM
    Unknown008

    I still don't get it.. :(
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:08 PM
    HelpinHere

    I get it:
    It's a code!

    He says:

    My personal traits
    A self decription

    Most people would say a self "description"
    However, if someone is hard to figure out, we call them "encrypted"
    If you figure out his personal traits, then he is "de-crypted" or, it's his "decription"
    XD
    Soooooo funneh!


    BTW: I have no idea and I just made that all up.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:09 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    I get it:
    It's a code!

    He says:

    my personal traits
    a self decription

    Most people would say a self "descritpion"
    however, if someone is hard to figure out, we call them "encrypted"
    If you figure out his personal traits, then he is "de-crypted" or, it's his "decription"
    xD
    soooooo funneh!


    BTW: I have no idea and I just made that all up.

    HH, the scary part is you're making sense. I need a drink.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:41 PM
    Chey5782
    I was just trying to make it into a joke. I can't believe someone actually succeeded. It was like a riddle! Nifty!
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:43 PM
    HelpinHere

    Umm... okay Chey!
    I was really going off what Cats said in post 7 (your post confused me more, xD)

    However, I won't argue with you taking the credit, and Cats isn't here to defend it!
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:49 PM
    Chey5782
    No way I wasn't taking credit for anything but what I said. I was laughing that you made it sounds WAY more sensible than anything else I had read. It was awesome!
  • Jul 17, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Umm... okay Chey!
    I was really going off of what Cats said in post 7 (your post confused me more, xD)

    However, I won't argue with you taking the credit, and Cats isn't here to defend it!

    Defend Who? This thread? Better luck in the next life, thread.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:00 PM
    Alty

    I love summer time. The kids are out of school, they're bored and we reap the benefits.

    Yay! :(
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:03 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I love summer time. The kids are out of school, they're bored and we reap the benefits.

    Yay! :(

    But at least we get the exercise of translating their posts into a human language.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:04 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    But at least we get the exercise of translating their posts into a human language.

    I don't want to!

    I'm tired. :(

    The next person that speaks chat speak in a thread is getting my response in german.

    I figure it's only fair. ;)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:08 PM
    Catsmine
    And if it's German text talk?
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:09 PM
    Chey5782
    Can you do that? PLEASE! Oh wait. Wht I mnt wz, Alty, wll u b my friend?
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:10 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I don't wanna!

    I'm tired. :(

    The next person that speaks chat speak in a thread is getting my response in german.

    I figure it's only fair. ;)

    Don't b lk that A, gt wiv da timz
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    And if it's German text talk?

    OMG! I didn't think about that.

    They wouldn't dare!

    Who am I kidding? :(
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    dnt b lk dat A, gt wiv da timz

    Ahhhh! I actually understood that! :eek:

    No, no, no, no, they're invading my brain! :(

    Das is nicht schoen Bear. Geh zu mein zimmer. :)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:12 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    Can you do that? PLEASE! Oh wait. Wht I mnt wz, Alty, wll u b my frnd??

    Ich verstehe dich nicht. Kannst du bitte Englisch sprechen?

    Danke.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:12 PM
    Chey5782
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    dnt b lk dat A, gt wiv da timz

    Yeaa boyee!! Holla @ cho girl!
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:14 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ahhhh! I actually understood that! :eek:

    No, no, no, no, they're invading my brain! :(

    Das is nicht schoen Bear. Geh zu mein zimmer. :)

    Nein, ich kann nicht geht zu dein zimmer, erhalten Sie es sich, faules Arschloch :D

    (I think that's right)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    nein, ich kann nicht geht zu dein zimmer, erhalten Sie es sich, faules Arschloch :D

    (i think thats right)

    OMG! Do you have any idea what you just said? LMAO! :p
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    yeaa boyee!!! Holla @ cho gurl!

    Seriously everyone, my brain hurts! :(
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:17 PM
    Chey5782
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    nein, ich kann nicht geht zu dein zimmer, erhalten Sie es sich, faules Arschloch :D

    (i think thats right)

    Which president was it? Neich Mein Berlennin? WOW I typed that all wrong. Please tell me you kind of understood English-German.
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:18 PM
    albear

    I think I said,

    No I can't get your zimmer, get it yourself, you lazy arsehole :D

    (joking of course, you know I love you :D)

    ... (wait what did I actually say :eek:)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:19 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chey5782 View Post
    Which president was it? Neich Mein Berlennin? WOW I typed that all wrong. Please tell me you kind of understood English-German.

    I think you mean

    'ich bin ein berlin'er'

    Can't remember who said it though :(
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i think i said,

    no i can't get your zimmer, get it yourself, you lazy arsehole :D

    (joking of course, you know i love ya :D)

    Zimmer is bedroom.

    I told you to go to my room. :)

    LMAO! :p

    Now this thread is funny. Bravo! :)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:22 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Zimmer is bedroom.

    I told you to go to my room. :)

    LMAO! :p

    Now this thread is funny. Bravo! :)

    Oh recht, I'm jetzt dann gehen ;)

    Yeah my german is a tad rusty :D
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:24 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    oh recht, im jetzt dann gehen ;)

    yeah my german is a tad rusty :D

    I'd take you to Germany Bear, but let me do the talking. ;)
  • Jul 17, 2009, 03:24 PM
    jenniepepsi

    OOOOH is that where the penguns of madagascar got it from? German?


    Sprechen the english?

    I sprechen!

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