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  • Jun 6, 2009, 07:55 PM
    ironclad04
    How many months have 28 days?
    How many months have 28 days?? Fun to get feedback from my loyal subjects!
  • Jun 6, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Alty

    Loyal subjects?

    Why are you asking?

    Don't you know?

    I suggest Google. ;)

    But, to answer your question. If this is a test. All months have at least 28 days, but there's only one month that has only 28 days.
  • Jun 7, 2009, 01:18 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Loyal subjects?

    Why are you asking?

    Don't you know?

    I suggest google. ;)

    But, to answer your question. If this is a test. All months have at least 28 days, but there's only one month that has only 28 days.

    ALTY ROCKS!! Oh YEAH, you go Alty! :cool:
  • Jun 7, 2009, 07:33 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    ALTY ROCKS!!! Oh YEAH, you go Alty!!:cool:

    Damn u Alty!! Your good but I'm better!! Lol ironclad04 has a trick up his sleeve?? But none the less, thank you for the feedback
  • Jun 7, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    damn u Alty!!! ur good but im better!!! lol ironclad04 has a trick up his sleeve???? but none the less, thank u for the feedback

    Is that a challenge? I accept. :D
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:17 PM
    ironclad04
    Awww, getting sassy huh!? Alty you know your better than me, but ironclad doesn't go down easy!! Lol you and I are head to head?? Give me your best shot! Lol
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:23 PM
    musicfreak831
    12! Yaaaay!
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    awww, getting sassy huh!!??? Alty u know ur better than me, but ironclad doesnt go down easy!!! lol u and i are head to head??? give me ur best shot!! lol

    Sassy? Moi? Never. Confident, intelligent, kick your arse? You betcha!

    My dear, being head to head would mean that you are equal, but I think I've proven that that isn't the case. ;)

    If you're going to race with the greyhounds you can't pee like a puppy. :cool:
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:27 PM
    musicfreak831
    Wow! Now that's sexy! What a woman!
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:34 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sassy? Moi? Never. Confident, intelligent, kick your arse? You betcha!

    My dear, being head to head would mean that you are equal, but I think I've proven that that isn't the case. ;)

    If you're going to race with the greyhounds you can't pee like a puppy. :cool:

    Thank goodness this is the humor and comedy section... isn't it?:eek:
  • Jun 7, 2009, 08:39 PM
    ironclad04
    Damn man!! I think my left nut just went rolling down the road!! Lol Altenweg, baby! Look at the writing section, quote me on this and see what you think?? But again none the less I thank you for the advice, and sassy quote!! Lol

    startover22!! Your not helping man! We're supposed to be a team?? Lol musicfreak, stay out of this, its between me and Alty! Lol
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:29 PM
    Alty

    Starty's my girl, estrogen is thicker then water, you can't tear us apart. Right Starty?

    I read your poem, like it a lot. Poetry isn't something I'm good at, but it's the only thing. ;)
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:32 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starty's my girl, estrogen is thicker then water, you can't tear us apart. Right Starty?

    I read your poem, like it alot. Poetry isn't something I'm good at, but it's the only thing. ;)

    Awwwww, altenweg!! U are my heroin! :)
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    awwwww, altenweg!!! u are my heroin!!:)

    It's nice to finally be appreciated. :D
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:40 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's nice to finally be appreciated. :D

    Are you mocking me?? Lol don't make me get up Altenweg, I still got one nut left!! Lol none the less you are my buddy, I would say more, but I might get hurt tonight!!
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:45 PM
    Alty

    Mocking you? If I was there would be no doubt.

    Don't be afraid, my bark is worse then my bite, well, most of the time.

    My buddies call me Alty. Just fyi. ;)
  • Jun 7, 2009, 09:49 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Mocking you? If I was there would be no doubt.

    Don't be afraid, my bark is worse then my bite, well, most of the time.

    My buddies call me Alty. Just fyi. ;)

    Just checking?? Your sweet, think I'm falling for u?? Could this be harsh love? Altenweg, its been my pleasure! Everyone else call me the great buddha! What do you think?
  • Jun 7, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    just checking??? ur sweet, think im falling for u??? could this be harsh love? Altenweg, its been my pleasure!! everyone else call me the great buddha! what do u think?

    The great buddha? Well, time will tell.

    As for you falling in love, you'll get over it. Something tells me my husband wouldn't like it, but that's just a guess. ;)

    I'll see you around the boards, keep your whits about you, you'll need them. :cool:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 09:24 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starty's my girl, estrogen is thicker then water, you can't tear us apart. Right Starty?

    I read your poem, like it alot. Poetry isn't something I'm good at, but it's the only thing. ;)

    Wait, I thought you were my girl? Aww, either way, I got yer back. But it seems as though you handled this just perfectly all by yourself!:):D ALTY ROCKS! (again)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 10:30 AM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Wait, I thought you were my girl? Aww, either way, I got yer back. But it seems as though you handled this just perfectly all by yourself!:):D ALTY ROCKS!! (again)

    All right then I will admit defeat?? Lol ALTENWEG 2, BUDDUHA 0 I'm assamed!! ironclad04 is doomed!! She's got more brains than bronze, not to metion both of my q-balls! Lol
  • Jun 8, 2009, 05:54 PM
    friend4u178

    Glad to see you've finally admitted defeat ironclad :cool:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Glad to see you've finally admitted defeat ironclad :cool:

    Should I correct his post for spelling errors or would that be adding insult to injury? ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:21 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Should I correct his post for spelling errors or would that be adding insult to injury? ;)

    I decided not to go there :rolleyes:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I decided not to go there :rolleyes:

    Shows how mean I am, I went there. :p

    I'm glad that you finally admitted defeat iron boy. Where is this bronze I have? I do prefer gold, just saying. ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:25 PM
    albear

    Altenweg agrees: I'm smarter then the average bear. ;)

    HEY I missed this jab before, let me tell you us bears are pretty smart :cool: so don't underestimate us
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    Altenweg agrees: I'm smarter then the average bear. ;)

    HEY i missed this jab before, let me tell you us bears are pretty smart :cool: so dont underestimate us

    Present company excluded of course dear Bear. :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:36 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Present company excluded of course dear Bear. :)

    Hmmmm well I guess ill let it slide then I guess, just this one time :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:37 PM
    friend4u178

    Don't fight it Bear , Alty's on a mission on this thread :eek:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hmmmm well i guess ill let it slide then i guess, just this one time :)

    Actually, I think this is around the 20th time you've let something I've said slide, but who's counting? ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:39 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Don't fight it Bear , Alty's on a mission on this thread :eek:

    A mission? Me?

    :: looks at M with innocent eyes, bats eyelashes::

    How could you think such a thing? Sob. :(
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:40 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Don't fight it Bear , Alty's on a mission on this thread :eek:

    Lol that's good advice M :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Actually, I think this is around the 20th time you've let something I've said slide, but who's counting? ;)

    Not me it seems :D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:41 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A mission? Me?

    :: looks at M with innocent eyes, bats eyelashes::

    How could you think such a thing? Sob. :(

    I thought you might have caught on to how it seems M referred to you as an IT :D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i thought you might have caught on to how it seems M reffered to you as an IT :D

    He did not! No he didn't! Did he? :(

    M, you get your cute Aussie arse in here and explain this very instant.

    Remember, I have more brains than "bronze"! :p
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:46 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i thought you might have caught on to how it seems M reffered to you as an IT :D

    I did?? :confused:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:46 PM
    albear

    Oh soz M that might have been me just mis interpreting what you said , my bad :(

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Don't fight it Bear , Alty's on a mission on this thread :eek:

  • Jun 8, 2009, 06:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I did ??????? :confused:

    I didn't think you would M. You know better then to invoke the wrath of Alty. :D

    I want my bronze! :p
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:20 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A mission? Me?

    :: looks at M with innocent eyes, bats eyelashes::

    How could you think such a thing? Sob. :(

    Well, wait a minute here... did you call M a S.O.B.?
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:27 PM
    albear

    Awwww tut tut alty
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Well, wait a minute here...did you call M a S.O.B.?

    Stringer takes a bow... thank you... thank you... ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:31 PM
    Alty

    Sob, as in waaaa, cry, weep, bawl, pour on the water works.

    Comprende?

    I would never call my dear M an S.O.B.

    Has this become boys against girls? Hardly fair seeing as I'm the only girl, but, so be it! :)

    Bring it on boys.

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