And thus, an idea was born.

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Phrases with Multiple Meanings, #1: "You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across." :rolleyes:

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Keep them coming! (Wait... that one almost qualifies too :))

This post will be great :) I wish I had one right now :(

When do you think you will be getting off today?

I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

Here's another:

"Look at the size of his putter"

[perhaps overheard at a dinner party]
Wow, what a great spread!

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

In that vein..?

http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

Mkay... that's a stretch... every osha sign sounds dirty if you think dirty...


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http://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs...ution_sign.png

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OK enough. Oh to be young and stupid again... uh... well, to be young again...

This one is a favorite email that gets passed around our office from time to time.

Top 10 things that Sound Dirty, but aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk NOW!

5. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair... I do all the work and he just sits there.

Ah, bringing up old jokes. Reminds me of the Clinton/Lewinski days.

"Insert Bill Here"

I have some "that's what she said" does that count? (all from show "The Office")

Can you make that straighter?

You're making this so hard

Get out of my nook!

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I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"

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Oh... this reminded me of one...



"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"

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Yeah, it's a classic one :)

The sign is awesome! Love the name of the bar ;)

Edit: or whatever that is :)

My girlfriend and I were watching TV one day when a commercial came on for the Iditarod races in Alaska. She says yeah, Iditarod last night!

I was just playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Super Nintendo. Old School. The name of one of th levels:

"Red Hot Ride"

This is sooo old... "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

After years as an assistant, he's a candidate for the head job.:rolleyes:

He used to be a little squirt, but he's come a long way since.:eek:

Part of a song? "Blow me, blow me, blow me a kiss..."

This sign is everywhere: "ALL DELIVERIES IN REAR":o

Prison warning: "HARDENED CRIMINALS COME HERE". EEEEWWWW!!

Smoked Sausage.

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Smoked Sausage.

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Made me laugh.

Only funnier food entrapped in casings is lil' weenies. *snicker* I swear guys are always 14 at some level...

Uhm... not exactly in line with the OP'd? but a line from the movie spaceballs...

An aside... why the hell can't I remember the names of my wife's cousins stepkids from the second marriage or the damn combination lock combo. At the gym or where in the world I put my other set of keys but I can remember a dumb phrase from a dumb movie seen a dozen and change years ago?

Need to defrag my brain, I swear...

Anyway... the quote... about the "vacuum cleaner" Mega Maid spaceship thingy... "she's gone from suck to blow!"

I guess as long as we're in that star wars spoof, I might as well include "may the schwartz be with you"?

Wow... didn't remember most of these lines. Classic, dumb, meaningless movie.

Spaceballs Movie Quotes

This was from the love guru... quite a few good ones in that...

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off an elephant?