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  • Nov 26, 2008, 05:26 AM
    brian19851985
    Is life easier when you're beautiful?
    I'm looking for a funny response to this question to go in a modeling mag...
  • Dec 30, 2008, 04:19 PM
    THEpurplepeanut

    Is it easier when you're extremely ugly and break mirrors all the time with your super ugly appearance and people go blind and you make onions cry and you make your own reflection run away, lol you decide...
  • Dec 30, 2008, 04:27 PM
    Synnen

    Maybe. Maybe not.

    Beauty is only skin deep, after all, and style is to the bone!
  • Dec 30, 2008, 04:29 PM
    mackythehacker

    I think it is easyer when your ''ugly'' on the outside, because then you don't get girls/guys 'checking you out' and crashing their cars lol
  • Dec 30, 2008, 04:31 PM
    Alty

    Is life easier when you're beautiful? I don't know, I've never tried it. ;)

    Come on, that was a little funny, wasn't it? ;)
  • Jan 2, 2009, 11:31 PM
    KC13
    "Trust me, it's not. Now finish those dishes and join me on the sofa."
  • Jan 2, 2009, 11:52 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    Trust me, it's not. Now finish those dishes and join me on the sofa.

    Thems fighting words! ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:06 AM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Thems fightin words! ;)

    Please, no fighting. I'll share whatever prize I win with you.:D
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:16 AM
    KC13
    "Well, it was when I was..."
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:19 AM
    KC13
    "I wouldn't ask her that question..."
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:24 AM
    Alty

    There's a prize? You'll share? Hmmmm, I'll think about it. ;)

    Now, what were you saying? Go on, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:26 AM
    KC13
    "Are you nuts? Do you think I just fall out of bed like this?"
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:30 AM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Is life easier when you're beautiful? I don't know, I've never tried it. ;)

    So, your saying that's not your picture?
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:32 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    So, your saying that's not your picture?

    Don't you wish. ;)

    No, it's not me. I do have a photo album on AMHD, feel free to check it out, I have nothing to hide, or do I? :o
  • Jan 3, 2009, 12:38 AM
    KC13

    I do. I've been diagnosed with ADHD-TV.:p
  • Jan 3, 2009, 01:34 AM
    Alty

    You too? ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 04:06 PM
    KC13
    Yeah, it's like watching while the channel is constantly changing. And I'm the one holding the remote. And I can't find it. And I forget things quickly. And I forget things quickly. :p
  • Jan 3, 2009, 04:08 PM
    Alty

    It's an epidemic, no worries, you aren't alone. ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 04:12 PM
    KC13
    It's a special gift we share... I'm thinking of getting the DVR to offset memory loss!:D
  • Jan 3, 2009, 04:27 PM
    Alty

    Does that work? Let me know. ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 06:42 PM
    KC13
    The brochure says you can watch football, then check for ignored speech from girlfriend/wife during commercials. Cool...
  • Jan 3, 2009, 06:50 PM
    Alty

    But, can you watch a chick flick and then check for ignored speech from boyfriend/hubby/kids? If so, then it's really cool. :)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 06:59 PM
    KC13
    Looks like the selector switch can be set to either boyfriend or hubby. Doesn't appear to offer the option of ignoring kids... oh wait, the single-mom model does kids or exes. ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:03 PM
    Alty

    Darnit, another loophole. I'm not a single mom, now what? :(

    It sucks to be me.
  • Jan 3, 2009, 07:14 PM
    KC13
    It's OK... set the switch for kids, it also works for most boyfriends/hubbies.:rolleyes: Sucks to be you? There's the answer to the question that brought us here... ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Alty

    Ah, very good young grasshopper, I do believe that is the answer we seek. :)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:25 PM
    KC13
    Ah, Grasshoppah not so young. Mastah truly is blind! (bow) You have my gwatitude...
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:26 PM
    Alty

    I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:28 PM
    KC13
    Ssshhh! No pop bubble, avatar hot!:p
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:29 PM
    Alty

    Okay, you want to live in a bubble, who am I to pop it? ;)

    I'm under 40, that's still young. ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:32 PM
    KC13
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I bet that Master is older than grasshopper.

    How much did I win?
  • Jan 3, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Alty

    I should ask to see identification showing your age. ;)

    I'm willing to take your word for it, so you've won a beautiful AMHD T-shirt which will be delivered within 10 -100 years, give or take a few days. :)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 09:05 PM
    KC13
    Here you go... :cool: Lousy BMV photo, it's not my good side...
  • Jan 3, 2009, 09:07 PM
    suckyseventeen

    Really. Either way, life can suck. It depend on how you live it. Your personality is what can make you beautiful too! ;)
  • Jan 3, 2009, 11:38 PM
    KISS

    I heard if you have to choose to have sex with a pretty girl or a not so pretty one, chose the not so pretty one. They have to work harder to please and therefore usually are a better overall experience.
  • Jan 3, 2009, 11:39 PM
    KC13
    Paper or plastic?
  • Jan 3, 2009, 11:45 PM
    KISS
    Never use plastic. That's traceable.
  • Jan 3, 2009, 11:52 PM
    Alty

    A long time ago, in a land far far away, I was considered the "pretty girl" but most times guys wouldn't approach me. I found out later that they were intimidated by me, and I was too shy (back then) to approach them. It's funny how looks can have such an impact on how people treat each other.

    Personally, I think beauty is skin deep, I've met tons of people who are gorgeous on the outside, but get to know them and, bleh, not so hot. The reverse is true as well.

    Wow, I'm getting all mushy, someone stop me! :(
  • Jan 3, 2009, 11:57 PM
    KC13
    I'll go get help. In the meantime, continue...
  • Jan 4, 2009, 12:00 AM
    Alty

    But, but, I don't like mushy Alty, she's horrible! I like tough Alty, she's fun, and get's the job done.

    Besides, I need to get to bed, a girl needs her beauty rest, and these days I can't get enough sleep. ;)

    Night kids, be good. :)

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