A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in
Mexico.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of
The women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his
Mother why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.
"
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
Returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger
Things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.
"
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean
To play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells
His mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the
Longer he talks, the dumber he gets
