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  • Apr 28, 2008, 08:35 PM
    starbuck8
    Facts you should know!
    Things that you really need to know! ;)


    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it!)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G. )

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    (Honey, I'm home. What the..? )


    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know.)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm... )

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    ( I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig? )


    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someoneyou want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

    In other words, send it to everyone!

    (And God love that pig!)
  • Apr 28, 2008, 08:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (O.M.G.!)

    Yep. Ever see someone's arterial spray when their carotid is nicked? Fountain!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    I wouldn't.. . as a guy, I'd like to say, that if my orgasm lasted anything more than 30 seconds (which it currently does not)... we would die.
  • Apr 28, 2008, 09:07 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... well done starby , I knew you could do it :-)
  • Apr 28, 2008, 11:26 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


    Is that why hillbillys' pet pigs are always squealing?
  • Apr 29, 2008, 01:10 AM
    starbuck8
    How did I know I would get a response from the three of you?. LMAO!
  • Apr 29, 2008, 02:30 AM
    O_Troubles
    Interesting...
    Did u know a beaver will slap his tail hard on the water surface to warn his family of danger, a beaver's slap can be heard for up to 1/2 mile
  • Apr 29, 2008, 07:39 AM
    startover22
    LOLOL... Starby Heehee!
  • Apr 29, 2008, 11:26 AM
    Da Bigchamp
    I seriously do not ever want to go to a hillbilly's house after what I've learned today.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 11:30 AM
    HistorianChick
    Not sure why this (Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) tickled my funny bone, but it did! :)

    Love it!

    Hmm... now from a woman's perspective there are a couple up there that engender a "Wow...." :D
  • Apr 29, 2008, 12:00 PM
    starbuck8
    I thought that would give you a bit of a giggle.

    Yes Champ... stay away from hillibilies farms... LOL!
  • Apr 29, 2008, 12:13 PM
    Benjimeister
    It's funny.. left handed people have a lower life expectancy because everything is designed for us normal righties... thousands of lefties die or are injured each year using these products.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 12:36 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Benjimeister
    It's funny.. left handed people have a lower life expectancy because everything is designed for us normal righties.... thousands of lefties die or are injured each year using these products.


    No, No, NO, this isn't funny, you see I am a lefty:(
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:01 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    No, No, NO, this isn't funny, you see I am a lefty:(

    Well it's been good knowing you.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:06 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, love it Starby, glad you posted it. Wow what a reaction from everyone.

    DBC, funny. Starty, learn to use your right hand hon, we would miss you! ;)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:07 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, give her a few years... then you can say that.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:08 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Believe it or not, where I come from, they look down on lefty's as being mentally challenged... so as a kid, I grew up as a lefty, but my grandparents "beat" it out of me.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:09 PM
    startover22
    Haha, guys, I can use my right hand, so there! Pfffttttt!
    Thanks for the good wishes! LMAO
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:10 PM
    Alty
    Ouch. My mom once told me that when she was young the teachers would tie your left hand behind your back if they noticed you using it, this way you wouldn't have a choice.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:10 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    Believe it or not, where I come from, they look down on lefty's as being mentally challenged...so as a kid, I grew up as a lefty, but my grandparents "beat" it out of me.

    I was origanally a left handed, but my teacher forced me to write with my right hand so now I'm ambidextrous. So how long do I get to live?
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:11 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Ouch. My mom once told me that when she was young the teachers would tie your left hand behind your back if they noticed you using it, this way you wouldn't have a choice.

    I guess that's why my teacher was fired.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:12 PM
    startover22
    Geeze guys... I always heard us LEFTY's Were the coolest in the whole farkin world! I believe it tooooooooo;)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:13 PM
    Alty
    Starty, only other lefty's think that. ;) Kidding sweetie, you know we love you, even if you are left handed. :)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:14 PM
    startover22
    Aarggg me matey! Grrrrr:)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:15 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I can use both hands, so I'm cooler than leftys and rightys.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:18 PM
    startover22
    Never cooler than me Champ... ;)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:19 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Is that a challenge...
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:22 PM
    startover22
    I was hoping you would leave it at that! LMAO
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:28 PM
    Alty
    Oh no, do I hear a challenge, DBC Starty can't resist a challenge, can your Starty?
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:30 PM
    startover22
    I can if I am not in the right place. We can't use this as chat... we gotsta move on!
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Alty
    Eeek, did I start it again? Sorry, I will stop. Meet me at Sneezy's
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:32 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I thought so
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:39 PM
    startover22
    AWWW, Damn, what makes you think you are cooler?
    Hmmmmm??
    I will tell you why I am, I am a LEFTY for one.
    I gave birth to four beautiful children...
    I can pretend to know kung fu really really good...
    I clean, I bake, I sew, I do crafts, I am nice, I can kick some mighty buns if I have to, but don't like to, cause I am a lover not a fighter... LMAO
    I am the best lip syncer in the world... LMAO again
    I can put my legs behind my head...
    I love my grandparents... I take good care of them too!
    I, I, I, love collectible chickens...
    I am cool Champ! BUT, I admit that you are cool too!
    ;):);):)
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:47 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    AWWW, Damn, what makes you think you are cooler?
    hmmmmm???
    I will tell you why I am, I am a LEFTY for one.
    I gave birth to four beautiful children.......
    I can pretend to know kung fu really really good.....
    I clean, I bake, I sew, I do crafts, I am nice, I can kick some mighty buns if I have to, but don't like to, cause I am a lover not a fighter.......LMAO
    I am the best lip syncer in the world....LMAO again
    I can put my legs behind my head......
    I love my grandparents......I take good care of them too!!
    I, I, I, love collectable chickens......
    I am cool Champ! BUT, I admit that you are cool too!
    ;):);):)

    Im ambidextrous
    I have no kids for a date to worry about
    I know kung fu
    I can cook a damn good thanksgiving dinner
    I was trained to kick buns
    I am mostly a fighter than a lover
    I can put my legs up someone's a$$
    And I am short and to the point.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:47 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    And now I'm bored, I draw.
  • Apr 29, 2008, 04:51 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

    Which is honestly about equal to the number of calories burned having sex for half an hour or so.

    In a comic note, here's a site that addresses that issue in a humorous manner... not primary research here folks... this ones a joke
    Calories Burned During Sex
  • Apr 29, 2008, 08:18 PM
    starbuck8
    LMAO... looks like you guys had lotsa fun here today... silly kids, LOL!

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