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  • Dec 6, 2007, 08:25 PM
    Clough
    So, You Think That You Are Really Smart?
    Then, please try saying these two sentences really fast a few times.

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

    :)
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:09 PM
    magprob
    I did it! I'm a real fart smeller... er a smart feller!
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:12 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I did it! I'm a real fart smeller...er a smart feller!

    Don't you just love it! :p

    Some gal I tuned a piano for a couple of nights ago told it to me. I immediately fell into the trap! :D
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:32 PM
    kp2171
    I did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

    Go me.
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:41 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    i did it with a mouthful of puffy cheetos.

    go me.

    You got lucky! :p With me, I started "farting" immediately! :D
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:49 PM
    kp2171
    Eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)
  • Dec 6, 2007, 10:54 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    eh... wait a few hours until the cheetos set in... ;)

    I know exactly what you mean! LOL :D
  • Dec 8, 2007, 03:40 AM
    Clough
    Any other takers? :confused: :p

    I bet you can't do it without messing up! :D
  • Dec 8, 2007, 04:54 AM
    rpg219
    I did okay until the second sentence... I said.. smelt fart!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)
  • Dec 8, 2007, 05:02 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rpg219
    I did okay until the second sentence...I said.. smelt fart!!!! LOL I think reading mag's did it to me :)

    Ha, ha! LOL! That's pretty funny! :p

    It's pretty cool, isn't it? Amazing the things that we can do with a language and the wording of it!
  • Dec 8, 2007, 05:33 AM
    ordinaryguy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two smart fellows they both felt smart.

    :)

    The version I grew up with was:

    Quote:

    One smart feller, and he felt smart
    Two smart fellers, and they felt smart
    Three smart fellers, and they all felt smart
    Same joke, one more smeller.
  • Dec 8, 2007, 06:38 AM
    shygrneyzs
    I feel for the guy named smart! Lol
  • Dec 10, 2007, 09:05 PM
    friend4u178
    Ok
    I'm going to give it one more go...

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

    DOH!! You got me too Clough :-)
  • Dec 10, 2007, 11:28 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ok
    I'm going to give it one more go...........

    One smart fellow he felt smart.

    Two fart smelloows they both smelt fart

    DOH!!! You got me too Clough :-)

    Gotcha! :p
  • Dec 10, 2007, 11:47 PM
    seradee
    Had it down until I tried telling a friend.Go figure.:)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 12:02 AM
    Clough
    LOL I thought that I had it down too! It can be sort of an embarrassing but fun tongue twister! :p
  • Dec 11, 2007, 12:44 AM
    10ligia
    Kehe
  • Dec 11, 2007, 01:16 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 10ligia
    kehe

    Hi, 10ligia!

    Did it trip you up too? Or, are you an expert at saying the sentences without messing up? :)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 02:42 AM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    Gotcha!! :p

    You did mate , got me :-)
  • Dec 11, 2007, 02:47 AM
    Clough
    I just love what you post in your signature, friend4u178! :)

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    There's only 1 thing more painful than learning from experience , and that's not learning from experience!!

    I don't miss her anymore , but I still miss who I thought she was!

  • Dec 11, 2007, 03:07 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    I just love what you post in your signature, friend4u178!! :)

    Thanks Clough , I actually get a few comments about that , which one did you like better?

    Maybe we should start a thread on who's signatures we like , there are some good ones on here.
  • Dec 28, 2007, 01:51 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Thanks Clough , I actually get a few comments about that , which one did you like better?

    Maybe we should start a thread on who's signatures we like , there are some good ones on here.

    There's only 1 thing more painful than learning from experience , and that's not learning from experience!!

    I don't miss her anymore , but I still miss who I thought she was!

    It's hard for me to chose a preference. Both of them are excellent and can be far-reaching as understanding about life for a lot of people.

    Maybe we should start a thread about the signatures people have and why they have the ones that they do. That would be very interesting. It shouldn't be long before I do add a signature and also avatar to what I post. I have been thinking about doing that for a long time.
  • Dec 28, 2007, 05:12 AM
    benn11
    I really didn't get the joke here :(
  • Dec 28, 2007, 06:45 AM
    ordinaryguy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by benn11
    I really didn't get the joke here :(

    That speaks well of you, actually.
  • Dec 28, 2007, 11:32 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by benn11
    I really didn't get the joke here :(

    Originally Posted by ordinaryguy
    That speaks well of you, actually.
    LOL! That was good, quick and probably so, ordinaryguy! :)
  • Dec 28, 2007, 11:34 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by benn11
    I really didn't get the joke here :(

    Maybe try saying them a lot faster than you did before? :)
  • Dec 28, 2007, 11:42 AM
    Emland
    My grade schooler is going to love this one, thanks!
  • Dec 28, 2007, 11:57 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Emland
    my grade schooler is gonna love this one, thanks!

    Cool!! :)

    It's good to know that these sort of all-important, serious and not-to-be-taken-lightly-or-for-granted type of inspiring phrases can and will have far-reaching influence on the overall population in general! ;)
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:51 PM
    twinkiedooter
    You've heard of the famous racehorse Hoof Hearted haven't you?

    Try saying his name real fast like you are an announcer and he's just come down the home stretch and won the race.

    Also, hold your tongue and say "I was born on pirate ship".
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:56 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter
    You've heard of the famous racehorse Hoof Hearted haven't you?

    Try saying his name real fast like you are an announcer and he's just come down the home stretch and won the race.

    I love it! It's almost like a hidden message! :D
  • Jan 28, 2008, 12:29 AM
    Clough
    So, any other takers willing to take on the challenge to testing how smart you are as has been presented in the original post? :)
  • Jan 28, 2008, 04:42 AM
    flossie
    LOL... I didn't get it until the third time! Ewwwww! P U! :)
  • Jan 28, 2008, 05:29 AM
    rpg219
    I thought of you, Clough, when I got a riddle book in the mail. It has the world's hardest tongue twister in it...

    Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick


    I can't even say it slow!! LOL
  • Jan 28, 2008, 06:00 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by rpg219
    I thought of you, Clough, when I got a riddle book in the mail. It has the world's hardest tongue twister in it.....................

    sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick

    I can't even say it slow!!!!! LOL

    Don't make me spit on my screen.

    That's a pretty good one.

    Anyone ever actually had a tongue cramp. Man, that sucks. Daddy doesn't like 'em.
  • Jan 29, 2008, 06:55 AM
    Scottish2008
    Lol that was very funny. Man they keep coming. Need to pass this one on to a few people.
  • Jan 29, 2008, 03:40 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171

    anyone ever actually had a tongue cramp. man, that sucks.

    LOL kp... I'm not even going to ask :-)
  • Jan 29, 2008, 03:42 PM
    Homegirl 50
    I was farting and smelling!
    That was too cute.
  • Jan 30, 2008, 02:19 PM
    HistorianChick
    Niiicee...

    Never before have I actually laughed when I "smelt fart"...
  • Jan 30, 2008, 02:53 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    Niiicee....

    Never before have I actually laughed when I "smelt fart"....

    Laughing gas maybe? :p
  • Jan 30, 2008, 03:43 PM
    raggablue
    Quote:

    Laughing gas maybe?
    Oooh that was cheap, lol.

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