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  • Sep 28, 2007, 04:24 AM
    mr.yet
    You might be a REDNECK if
    Your thoughts about REDNECKS, fill in the rest of this


    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:00 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mr.yet

    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if you are a victim of identity theft... and your credit score goes up!
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:01 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mr.yet
    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if you mow the front lawn and find a broken down car!
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:02 AM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mr.yet
    You might be a REDNECK if________:D
    ... if the estimated value of your pickup truck fluctuates with the fuel level!
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:07 AM
    Emland
    If your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:08 AM
    Emland
    If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..."
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:37 AM
    benn11
    If you drive a Supped up red truck
  • Sep 28, 2007, 05:38 AM
    benn11
    If you hear a mooo in the morning
  • Sep 28, 2007, 06:14 AM
    Emland
    If your family tree has no branches.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 06:21 AM
    nauticalstar420
    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
  • Sep 28, 2007, 06:25 AM
    nauticalstar420
    You go to your family reunion looking for a date
  • Sep 28, 2007, 06:26 AM
    nauticalstar420
    You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen Start your Engines".
  • Sep 28, 2007, 06:31 AM
    J_9
    Your Dad walks you to school cause he is in the same grade.


    You wear a tube top to a funeral

    People often mistake you for an Elvis impersonator

    You cried the day your son tapped his first keg

    You know how to fit 3 baby seats in the back of a Trans Am
  • Sep 28, 2007, 09:11 AM
    magprob
    You might be a redneck if:
    You break your New Years resolution by eating a booger.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:10 AM
    John Da
    You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wife's birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.
    :) :D :o
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:11 AM
    John Da
    You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:12 AM
    John Da
    Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:13 AM
    John Da
    You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:14 AM
    John Da
    You put a Clapper on your headlights.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:14 AM
    John Da
    You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:15 AM
    John Da
    You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:16 AM
    John Da
    The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.
  • Sep 28, 2007, 10:17 AM
    John Da
    Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
  • Oct 4, 2007, 04:17 AM
    mr.yet
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mr.yet
    Your thoughts about REDNECKS, fill in the rest of this


    You might be a REDNECK if________:D

    You cater a wedding reception by roasting a pig in the grave yard next to the church reception hall.

    (this really happen)

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