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  • Jun 9, 2009, 01:54 PM
    flossie
    A Tuesday Stress Reliever
    I loved this... it made my day better >^.. ^<


    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily.

    The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

    1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

    2.. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

    4. No one knows your secret place.

    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

    7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

    There! See? It really does work. :D You're smiling already. Feel free to
    share this if you know others who might benefit from this technique.
  • Jun 9, 2009, 02:00 PM
    redhed35

    Brilliant.. I laughed out loud.
  • Jun 9, 2009, 02:45 PM
    Catsmine
    Thanks, I... needed that.
  • Jun 10, 2009, 10:48 AM
    shazamataz

    Good one ;)

    I was wondering about half way through if you meant to post it in humour or not... now I see why! :D
  • Jun 10, 2009, 08:56 PM
    friend4u178

    LOL... remind me not to go on any water excursions with Flossie :eek:
  • Jun 10, 2009, 10:17 PM
    Stringer

    I am to 'picture' only one person under water? :(
  • Jun 11, 2009, 12:15 PM
    flossie

    Stringer... Picture one person today, another tomorrow, another the next day and so on and so on and so on!:D

    Friend4U... Just be sure not to do anyting to pi$$ me off! Lol
  • Jun 11, 2009, 12:24 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I was wondering about half way through if you meant to post it in humour or not... now I see why! :D

    I was thinking the same thing Shazzy, Good one Flossie!

    So many faces came to mind... lol
  • Jun 11, 2009, 12:28 PM
    Catsmine
    :: pictures flitting through my mind ::

    Obama
    Limbaugh
    Pelosi
    Cheney
    Gordon Brown
    Acmedinajad
    Kim Jong Il
    ...
  • Jun 11, 2009, 12:31 PM
    88sunflower
    How funny! I cracked right up. I love it.
  • Jun 11, 2009, 12:34 PM
    Catsmine
    Spitvenom agrees: you can't drown Obama her can fly away with a flap of those ears ;)

    6 out of 7 is freakin' fantastic.
  • Jun 11, 2009, 01:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by flossie View Post
    Stringer...Picture one person today, another tomorrow, another the next day and so on and so on and so on!:D

    Friend4U...Just be sure not to do anyting to pi$$ me off! lol

    One person a day?!?!??!?... Man, I guess the others will just have to wait their turn in line... :D
  • Jun 16, 2009, 02:08 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Only one a day. Geesh. I can't do just one a day. It would take me wayyyy toooo long. Too many people to drown, not enough time. Or is it too much time, not enough people to drown?
  • Jun 17, 2009, 12:40 PM
    shazamataz

    I only have a handful of people I would like to do that too... give me a week, maybe two.
  • Jun 17, 2009, 12:46 PM
    HistorianChick
    Haha!! Love it! :)
  • Jun 17, 2009, 02:28 PM
    Stringer

    But... but... I have two hands, that means that I can hold down two at a time... :rolleyes:
  • Jun 17, 2009, 03:15 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    But...but...I have two hands, that means that I can hold down two at a time....:rolleyes:

    So would you be done when Haley's Comet comes back?
  • Jun 17, 2009, 06:13 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    So would you be done when Haley's Comet comes back?

    Ha ha... I am sure that you know the exact date for that however... I need to get busy and shorten the waiting line a bit... :D
  • Jun 17, 2009, 06:16 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ha ha...I am sure that you know the exact date for that however...I need to get busy and shorten the waiting line a bit....:D

    Not really, it's about sixty something years now, I think. At two every thirty minutes, My list would be done by then.

    EDIT: But then I've already started.
  • Jun 17, 2009, 06:30 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Not really, it's about sixty something years now, I think. At two every thirty minutes, My list would be done by then.

    EDIT: But then I've already started.

    So... that is your hand on my neck?! :rolleyes:

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