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  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:52 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll

    Uhmmmm yeah... uhmmmmmmm what?? :confused: :confused:
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:54 PM
    EmoPrincess
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    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    ink? i assume that's a furry person. black cat?

    Inky-tink!

    Her name is Ink because before we even knew she was black, my little brother decided that was going to be her name
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:55 PM
    EmoPrincess

    I have that chicken picture on my phone!
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:56 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Uhmmmm yeah .................. uhmmmmmmm what ???? :confused: :confused:

    I giggled and rolled over and almost squished the kitten Ink who was trying to hump me since she's in heat
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    I'm not the only youngin!

    Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

    Dammit, now I feel old. :(

    M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:57 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

    Dammit, now I feel old. :(

    M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(

    Aww you aren't old!
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:58 PM
    EmoPrincess

    http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/att...ol_aid_man.jpg




    That is Kool Aid man
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:58 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    Inky-tink!

    Her name is Ink because before we even knew she was black, my little brother decided that was gonna be her name

    Looks kind of like the kitty I want to adopt. If I get to keep her, I'll post pictures and you guys can help me come up with a name. I've been avoiding naming her until I know I can keep her.
  • Jan 31, 2010, 10:59 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    looks kinda like the kitty i want to adopt. if i get to keep her, i'll post pictures and you guys can help me come up with a name. I've been avoiding naming her until i know i can keep her.

    You should name it mop!
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:00 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

    Dammit, now I feel old. :(

    M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(


    LOL... yeah you are old Altenweg :eek:

    Not like us youngin's , and don't come back with that "your older than me" stuff , we know you're an oldie and we are just youngin's ;)


    Got to go guys , have fun :)
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post

    I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

    That was wrong on so many levels.

    Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
    Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
    Level 3, well, you get the picture.

    So many levels! :(
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:00 PM
    hheath541

    OK, I kind of like that ^_^

    hmmm... a black kitty named mop.
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:01 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

    That was wrong on so many levels.

    Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
    Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
    Level 3, well, you get the picture.

    So many levels! :(

    You DID ask for it. The rest of us were scarred without our permission.
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:02 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    you DID ask for it. the rest of us were scarred without our permission.

    AWW! Me sorry! Hug?
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LOL.................. yeah you are old Altenweg :eek:

    Not like us youngin's , and don't come back with that "your older than me" stuff , we know your an oldie and we are just younin's ;)


    Gotta go guys , have fun :)

    You are older then me! :eek:

    Come back here! You can't say that and then walk away. That's not allowed!

    The adult diapers next to my teeth are yours! Yours! Ha! Take that! :)

    Why aren't you coming back? Can't you hear me? Turn up the volume on your hearing aide!

    Love you M. Have a great night, day, morning, afternoon, whatever it is in your neck of the woods. :)
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:03 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

    That was wrong on so many levels.

    Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
    Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
    Level 3, well, you get the picture.

    So many levels! :(

    Try waking up to it at three am!
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:03 PM
    hheath541

    Nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. The image is still burned into my eye lids.
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:04 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. the image is still burned into my eye lids.

    Aww me sorry! Burt I did give you a cool kitty name huh huh?
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:06 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. the image is still burned into my eye lids.

    At least you can see! :(

    I'll never be able to drink koolaid again. OMG! I won't ever be able to carve a pumpkin again either!

    Maybe I should post the picture of what I did to my belly when I was around 8 1/2 months pregnant with Jared.

    Leave a pregnant women alone with eyeliner and a mirror and bad things happen.

    I was laughing hysterically. My husband thought I was nuts.

    Na, I can't post that. I drew a happy face on my belly because looking in the mirror with my bellybutton popped out like an overcooked turkey made me think of a nose. So I drew a face to go with it. It was cute. :)
  • Jan 31, 2010, 11:08 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    At least you can see! :(

    I'll never be able to drink koolaid again. OMG! I won't ever be able to carve a pumpkin again either!

    Maybe I should post the picture of what I did to my belly when I was around 8 1/2 months pregnant with Jared.

    Leave a pregnant women alone with eyeliner and a mirror and bad things happen.

    I was laughing hysterically. My husband thought I was nuts.

    Na, I can't post that. I drew a happy face on my belly because looking in the mirror with my bellybutton popped out like an overcooked turkey made me think of a nose. So I drew a face to go with it. It was cute. :)

    That sounds cute!

    All mine were boring. Just nothing but belly or a heart that said "Love you daddy" or something like that

    The most exciting was with my belly button piercing

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