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Had to find them

E-mop, I like it! I really like the color!

Both both both!

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E-mop, I like it! I really like the color!

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ditto ^_^

Thank you!

HH, we're still waiting for your pictures. :)

This is me lately though

Are those extensions? How do they stay in? Sydney wants some colored hair pieces, I don't mind buying her some that she can just put in her hair and then remove later. I think she's way too young to get permanent highlights, but just for fun ones would be okay.

I haven't found any good ones though. They're all the ones that clip on and they don't stay in. :(

like the hair, e-mop ^_^

OK, here you go. If you look close I think you can almost see my eyebrow piercing.

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Are those extensions? How do they stay in? Sydney wants some colored hair pieces, I don't mind buying her some that she can just put in her hair and then remove later. I think she's way too young to get permanent highlights, but just for fun ones would be okay.

I haven't found any good ones though. They're all the ones that clip on and they don't stay in. :(

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I got them from HotTopic at the mall near where I live. They are also on sale online I believe. They clip in. Same with my ears, those are clips too. From Claire's

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this is me lately though

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e-mop has ears ^_^

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like the hair, e-mop ^_^

ok, here ya go. if you look close i think you can almost see my eyebrow piercing.

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You don't look too bad bald!
Better than my dad does (ZING!)
And I like the second one

You have an eyebrow piercing too?

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e-mop has ears ^_^

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I loves meh ears

O MY! I just found a very old picture from MisMatch day at school!

I had blonde pigtails!

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And I will call her Squishy and she will be my Squishy. :)

HH, You actually look good bald. Not many people can pull off bald. I can't, I have a lumpy head. ;)

I like the longer hair.

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You don't look too bad bald!
better than my dad does (ZING!)
and I like the second one

you have an eyebrow piercing too?

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Thanks. I had several people tell me that. I was actually in a topless photoshoot with a couple friends right after we shaved our heads. An artist at my college saw us and got inspired. It was fun. Unfortunately, I didn't get to keep any of the pictures.

Yep, left eyebrow.

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thanks. i had several people tell me that. i was actually in a topless photoshoot with a couple friends right after we shaved our heads. an artist at my college saw us and got inspired. it was fun. unfortunately, i didn't get to keep any of the pictures.

yep, left eyebrow.

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Wow

And my left one is done too!

Booya rocking the pigtails

Girls I have to go, it's getting late and I have to get up at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow.

Be good.

Night. :)

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Girls I have to go, it's getting late and I have to get up at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow.

Be good.

Night. :)

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Me too, but I can't sleep yet

Good night!

May the gods smile upon you!

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HH, You actually look good bald. Not many people can pull off bald. I can't, I have a lumpy head. ;)

I like the longer hair.

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My hair is usually down the middle of my back. After I shaved it off and dyed it blond, then purple, then red and black, the bottom 6 inches or so were kind of scraggly, so I cut it about 6 months ago. In another year or so it'll be back to the length I like it. I have perfect hippie hair when it's long.

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You do!

That picture was taken about a month before I shaved my head.

So why exactlty did you shave your head?

A friend was going through chemo and was losing her hair. A bunch of us shaved out heads.

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That's really nice of yinz to do

It took awhile to get used to. Oddly enough, the thing that took the longest was being able to feel a breeze on the back of my ears.

I also learned that, if left on it's own, my hair grows out into a natural mullet. It got cut off a few times to prevent that.

The Hitman


Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."

"Sure," they said, "You're welcome."

So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight.

"Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.

"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window."

"Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ah-ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her..... He's naked, too!!!"

He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth."

"Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his d1ck off to teach him a lesson."

The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.

"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a Thousand Dollars here... "

that is awesome ^_^

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I have to ask. Did you donate to locks of love ?

No, I wanted to, but it didn't end up being possible. I'd cut my hair up to my chin right before I shaved my head. Most of it wasn't long enough to donate.

HH541, you look really good bald:confused: And you have great lips, no matter what the hair style:) I need to buy those lips:D:rolleyes:

That's a new one. I've had people compliment my hair, my eyes, even my cheekbones, but never my lips.

Does that mean... :confused:... uhhh, huh? :eek: :eek:

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home
One day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome
The compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to
put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

"Yes, I did." he replied.

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."

Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked
"What you sell?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a55holes".'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,

"Ah Sooo You doing velly well, only two left'"

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Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked
"What you sell?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a55holes".'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said,

"Ah Sooo You doing velly well, only two left'"

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And one on the street

Haha good one M

Irishman stranded on a Desert Island:

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the Irishman.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."