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  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:49 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Oh gawd yes! I have these horrendous brown pants that are not flattering int heleast, and give me a major mummy bum! NOT pretty, but I wear them because it doesn't look like I am wearing fur pants!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:52 PM
    Kitkat22
    When we had our dog he would take turns sleeping with the kids.
    You know you and your kids love dogs when he slurps a taste from the bowl of cheerios and you keep on eating.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:54 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    oh gawd yes! I have these horrendous brown pants that are not flattering int heleast, and give me a major mummy bum! NOT pretty, but I wear them becasue it doesn't look like I am wearing fur pants!

    Well at least you don't have to lay down on the bed and have your husband help you zip a pair of size 8 jeans when you really wear a 10.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:54 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Oh Kitty, I think I just got heart burn! I used to let my dogs eat off my ice cream... I shudder about that now. My daughter lets our dog eat off her spoon. Uggg.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:56 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    oh Kitty, I think I just got heart burn! I used to let my dogs eat off my ice cream... I shudder about that now. My daughter lets our dog eat off her spoon. uggg.

    That shows she's a doggie lover!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 12:57 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Well at least you don't have to lay down on the bed and have your husband help you zip a pair of size 8 jeans when you really wear a 10.

    What do you do for the rest of the day? Not go to the bathroom?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:00 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Kitty, just the other day I was *trying* to squeeze into a pair of pre pregnancy pants size 6. I am about a size 10 myself. Well I was laying on the bed but I just couldn't get a good grasp on the zipper, my hands were sweating, my face was sweating, tears were welling up. So I grabbed a wire hanger and stuck it through the little loop at the end of the zipper and pulled them. My daughter came in and was like "mommy, what are you doing" ? All I could do was laugh. When I stood up I had a major muffin top happening, and no shirt was going to hide that.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:01 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    what do you do for the rest of the day? not go to the bathroom?


    Hahaha... You hold your breath and everything else until you get home. If you don't hold yor breath and the snap or button pops off, it could put someone's eye out. I believe it could probably break a window.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:04 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Kitty, just the other day I was *trying* to squeeze into a pair of pre pregnancy pants size 6. I am about a size 10 myself. Well I was laying on the bed but I just couldn't get a good grasp on the zipper, my hands were sweating, my face was sweating, tears were welling up. So I grabbed a wire hanger and stuck it through the little loop at the end of the zipper and pulled them. My daughter came in and was like "mommy, what are you doing" ? All I could do was laugh. When I stood up I had a major muffin top happening, and no shirt was going to hide that.

    There are tears of laughter rolling down my face. I swear that is a picture to keep in my mind. Got to get a diet coke. Bella you are a hoot!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:05 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    When your mind is set to weat those pants, nothing gets in the way. No amount of urine is coming between you and those pants. You will die of dehydration before you would think of un buttoning those pants to use the bathroom!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:05 PM
    hheath541

    That's why I prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. Not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:06 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    When your mind is set to weat those pants, nothing gets in the way. No amount of urine is comming between you and those pants. You will die of dehydration before you would think of un buttoning those pants to use the bathroom!

    Been there, done that.. It's so good to get on this forum and have a good laugh!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:11 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    that's why i prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.

    Heath, some days when I get home and un do my pants, I can hear my organs sigh in relief when I reach for those sweat pants. I try not to wear my pants disgustingly tight, but I am smallish around the waste, smaller hips, and a big BUTT! Pants are hard to find. So I usually opt for them to be a bit tighter in the waste instead of baggy on my bum and hips. Maybe I should start wearing skirts :p
    I haven’t worn a skirt since I was 16!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:19 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Heath, some days when I get home and un do my pants, I can hear my organs sigh in relief when I reach for those sweat pants. I try not to wear my pants disgustingly tight, but I am smallish around the waste, smaller hips, and a big BUTT! Pants are hard to find. So I usually opt for them to be a bit tighter in the waste instead of baggy on my bum and hips. Maybe I should start wearing skirts :p
    I haven’t worn a skirt since I was 16!

    I wish I had a bigger butt. Seems like evrything dropped in the last few years. My bra size used to be 36c now their 38longs. Gosh I used to have a nice figure. Oh for the good old days. I hope I don't get into trouble for posting this.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:23 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    that's why i prefer my pants be a little big, if anything. not only does it allow my weight to fluctuate a few pounds to either side, but you can always wear a belt.

    I picture you looking something like a young John Lennon(that is a compliment) I'll bet you're not fat and if you are so what.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    38longs!! Oh dear, that is funny. But seriously, sorry to hear that, my deepest sympathies! I haven't reached that part yet, I am sure it will come! But I know I am having a harder time tying my shoes then I used to. Poor Shaz I am hijacking her thread! I am going to start a new one about post pregnancy and getting older horror stories! I'll send you guys the link here in a moment!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:28 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ml#post2271443
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:29 PM
    hheath541

    John lennon, huh? That's a new one.

    I got compared to anne hathaway a lot when the first princess diaries came out. I looked a little like hilary swank for a bit after I shaved my head.

    I think I like being compared to john lennon. I like the beatles.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:29 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Pssst Kitty, Hheath is a girl! ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:33 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    pssst Kitty, Hheath is a girl! ;)

    Oh my Word. Heath by your name I thought you were a guy. Well now I am embarrassed. I'm so sorry heath. Gosh I need Oreos.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:38 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    john lennon, huh? that's a new one.

    i got compared to anne hathaway a lot when the first princess diaries came out. i looked a little like hilary swank for a bit after i shaved my head.

    i think i like being compared to john lennon. i like the beatles.


    Heath OMG I am so sorry I compared you to John Lennon you are a girl and I compared you to John Lennon! I am so sorry, please accept my apology. John Lennon.. Oh I need the Oreos.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 01:59 PM
    hheath541

    there's nothing to apologize for ^_^

    I, sometimes, use the fact that my screename makes people think I'm a guy to my advantage. There are some subjects people just do not take you seriously in if they know you're a girl.

    I'm quite the tomboy. It doesn't bother me one bit if people think I'm a guy, or know I'm a girl.

    let's see...

    http://williamlobdell.com/wp-content...ohn_lennon.jpg
    young john lennon

    http://www.thecinemasource.com/movie...Hathaway-1.jpg
    anne hathaway

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...-mypicture.jpg

    I could almost be their child ^_^

    I posted pics of my hair over the past 2-3 years in this thread. They're spread out between pages 15-19.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...421627-15.html
  • Mar 12, 2010, 02:45 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    there's nothing to apologize for ^_^

    i, sometimes, use the fact that my screename makes people think i'm a guy to my advantage. there are some subjects people just do not take you seriously in if they know you're a girl.

    i'm quite the tomboy. it doesn't bother me one bit if people think i'm a guy, or know i'm a girl.

    let's see.....

    http://williamlobdell.com/wp-content...ohn_lennon.jpg
    young john lennon



    http://www.thecinemasource.com/movie...Hathaway-1.jpg
    anne hathaway

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...-mypicture.jpg

    i could almost be their child ^_^

    i posted pics of my hair over the past 2-3 years in this thread. they're spread out between pages 15-19.

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...421627-15.html

    Thanks Heath , you are a very lovely young lady. I am really embarrassed. But thank you for making me feel better. Smart and you love animals. Nice meeting you!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 03:17 PM
    hheath541

    Don't worry about it. Sometimes it's really hard to tell someone's gender from their screenname. Other times it's easy to make the wrong assumption. I see no reason to get bent out of shape over it.

    Now, my mother gets called sir all the time. By people who are talking to her face to face. She keeps her hair really short and wears shapeless clothes.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 03:26 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    don't worry about it. sometimes it's really hard to tell someone's gender from their screenname. other times it's easy to make the wrong assumption. i see no reason to get bent out of shape over it.

    now, my mother gets called sir all the time. by people who are talking to her face to face. she keeps her hair really short and wears shapeless clothes.

    Thanks Heath!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 04:19 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    LOL JD, do you have any tips for me?
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:23 PM
    hheath541

    THIS is you family photo

    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-co...x-1024x743.jpg
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahaha.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:31 PM
    friend4u178

    I had fun counting the Dogs , all 32 of them :eek:
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post

    Those photographs are beautiful. Tell me you were NOT on that rollercoaster. I love the "Sacred Place". Gosh you are so talented!:)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:43 PM
    hheath541

    Actually, I was. I took video on 'mean streak' at cedar point. I pulled a few stills from it later. I found out after I got off the coaster that you're not allowed to take pictures of video while on the rides.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:46 PM
    albear

    I count 33 M :confused:
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    actually, i was. i took video on 'mean streak' at cedar point. i pulled a few stills from it later. i found out after i got off the coaster that you're not allowed to take pictures of video while on the rides.

    You got guts sweetie!
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:56 PM
    hheath541

    I LOVE roller coasters. The best part is sitting in the front so you can look down from the top of all the hills. I've been on most of the ones at cedar point. Well, most of the ones they had as of a couple years ago.

    I used to take my camera everywhere with me. You never know when you'll find a good picture. Now my camera is acting up and I need to get a new one. Unfortunately, the one I want to $300.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I had fun counting the Dogs , all 32 of them :eek:

    You have too much time on your hands M. ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 05:58 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    i count 33 M :confused:

    You also have too much time on your hands. ;)
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:03 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You also have too much time on your hands. ;)

    Tis true :(
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:07 PM
    hheath541

    I'm counting 33, too.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:09 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I got 33 too.
  • Mar 12, 2010, 06:09 PM
    Kitkat22

    You are a dog lover if you spend more on dog shampoo, then you do for your brand.

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