Ask Me Help Desk - A few funnies

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll

Uhmmmm yeah... uhmmmmmmm what?? :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by hheath541

ink? i assume that's a furry person. black cat?

Inky-tink!

Her name is Ink because before we even knew she was black, my little brother decided that was going to be her name

I have that chicken picture on my phone!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Uhmmmm yeah .................. uhmmmmmmm what ???? :confused: :confused:

I giggled and rolled over and almost squished the kitten Ink who was trying to hump me since she's in heat

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

I'm not the only youngin!

Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

Dammit, now I feel old. :(

M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

Dammit, now I feel old. :(

M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(

Aww you aren't old!

http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/att...ol_aid_man.jpg

That is Kool Aid man

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Inky-tink!

Her name is Ink because before we even knew she was black, my little brother decided that was gonna be her name

Looks kind of like the kitty I want to adopt. If I get to keep her, I'll post pictures and you guys can help me come up with a name. I've been avoiding naming her until I know I can keep her.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

looks kinda like the kitty i want to adopt. if i get to keep her, i'll post pictures and you guys can help me come up with a name. I've been avoiding naming her until i know i can keep her.

You should name it mop!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Far from it! There are more youngins then olduns.

Dammit, now I feel old. :(

M, pass me my cane and my teeth please. The teeth are in that glass on the table, next to the adult diapers. :(

LOL... yeah you are old Altenweg :eek:

Not like us youngin's , and don't come back with that "your older than me" stuff , we know you're an oldie and we are just youngin's ;)

Got to go guys , have fun :)

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

http://www.acuraworld.com/forums/att...ol_aid_man.jpg

that is kool aid man

I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

That was wrong on so many levels.

Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
Level 3, well, you get the picture.

So many levels! :(

OK, I kind of like that ^_^

hmmm... a black kitty named mop.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

That was wrong on so many levels.

Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
Level 3, well, you get the picture.

So many levels! :(

You DID ask for it. The rest of us were scarred without our permission.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

you DID ask for it. the rest of us were scarred without our permission.

AWW! Me sorry! Hug?

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL.................. yeah you are old Altenweg :eek:

Not like us youngin's , and don't come back with that "your older than me" stuff , we know your an oldie and we are just younin's ;)

Gotta go guys , have fun :)

You are older then me! :eek:

Come back here! You can't say that and then walk away. That's not allowed!

The adult diapers next to my teeth are yours! Yours! Ha! Take that! :)

Why aren't you coming back? Can't you hear me? Turn up the volume on your hearing aide!

Love you M. Have a great night, day, morning, afternoon, whatever it is in your neck of the woods. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm BLIND! I'm BLIND! Seriously, I can't see! :eek:

That was wrong on so many levels.

Level 1, the orange, it's so not his color.
Level 2, Why? Why would he do that? Why?
Level 3, well, you get the picture.

So many levels! :(

Try waking up to it at three am!

Nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. The image is still burned into my eye lids.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. the image is still burned into my eye lids.

Aww me sorry! Burt I did give you a cool kitty name huh huh?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

nope, I'm not ready to forgive you yet. the image is still burned into my eye lids.

At least you can see! :(

I'll never be able to drink koolaid again. OMG! I won't ever be able to carve a pumpkin again either!

Maybe I should post the picture of what I did to my belly when I was around 8 1/2 months pregnant with Jared.

Leave a pregnant women alone with eyeliner and a mirror and bad things happen.

I was laughing hysterically. My husband thought I was nuts.

Na, I can't post that. I drew a happy face on my belly because looking in the mirror with my bellybutton popped out like an overcooked turkey made me think of a nose. So I drew a face to go with it. It was cute. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

At least you can see! :(

I'll never be able to drink koolaid again. OMG! I won't ever be able to carve a pumpkin again either!

Maybe I should post the picture of what I did to my belly when I was around 8 1/2 months pregnant with Jared.

Leave a pregnant women alone with eyeliner and a mirror and bad things happen.

I was laughing hysterically. My husband thought I was nuts.

Na, I can't post that. I drew a happy face on my belly because looking in the mirror with my bellybutton popped out like an overcooked turkey made me think of a nose. So I drew a face to go with it. It was cute. :)

That sounds cute!

All mine were boring. Just nothing but belly or a heart that said "Love you daddy" or something like that

The most exciting was with my belly button piercing

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What happens when I get bored.

So many ponytails!

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Originally Posted by hheath541

what happens when i get bored.

I'm more amazed that you found that many elastic bands that match! Every morning that I do Sydney's hair she's going out with mismatched elastics and there are usually only two in her hair!

How long did it take? Are you going to sleep with it in? That might hurt. ;)

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When I get bored

I clean when I get bored. I'm not bored right now. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I clean when I get bored. I'm not bored right now. ;)

I dye my hair, write, draw, get piercings, you know the typical "goth girl" stuff haha!

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One result of boredom

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That pictures actually more than a year old. I dyed my hair purple a few days after that.

It's a lot longer now. That was about a 6 months after I shaved my head.

Anyone care to take a guess on my natural hair color?

Those are tiny rubber bands. I had a bag of hundreds of them, all black.

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You even dyed your eyebrows! I love it.

Okay, going back to the picture with the lighter color, looking for roots... brunette?

I was thinking of getting some chunky blonde highlights in my hair, but I'm not sure. The last time I got highlights my hairdresser wanted to make them subtle. They were so subtle that you couldn't even see them. I don't want subtle, I want people to understand why I spent $60 at the hairdresser.

What do you guys think I should do with it?

This is a not so recent picture, about a year old, but the color is the same as it is now, I just have more layers.

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I don't have any of when my hair was purple darn. Or blue, green, pink, etc. I only have blonde, brown, red, and black

I like the red, it suits you.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You even dyed your eyebrows! I love it.

Okay, going back to the picture with the lighter color, looking for roots...brunette?

I was thinking of getting some chunky blonde highlights in my hair, but I'm not sure. The last time I got highlights my hairdresser wanted to make them subtle. They were so subtle that you couldn't even see them. I don't want subtle, I want people to understand why I spent $60 at the hairdresser.

What do you guys think I should do with it?

This is a not so recent picture, about a year old, but the color is the same as it is now, I just have more layers.

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I think highlights with more layering framing your face would be beautiful! Want to see my new hair? I just got it cut

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I like the red, it suits you.

Thanks!

Sure, I'd love to see it.

I did just realize something though. We posted our pictures in the humor and comedy section in a thread called "A few funnies". That's so wrong! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sure, I'd love to see it.

I did just realize something though. We posted our pictures in the humor and comedy section in a thread called "A few funnies". That's so wrong! ;)

That's what's so funny!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You even dyed your eyebrows! I love it.

Okay, going back to the picture with the lighter color, looking for roots...brunette?

I was thinking of getting some chunky blonde highlights in my hair, but I'm not sure. The last time I got highlights my hairdresser wanted to make them subtle. They were so subtle that you couldn't even see them. I don't want subtle, I want people to understand why I spent $60 at the hairdresser.

What do you guys think I should do with it?

This is a not so recent picture, about a year old, but the color is the same as it is now, I just have more layers.

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yep, it's actually a dark auburn.

I think the highlights would look good on you, as long as they're not white blond.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sure, I'd love to see it.

I did just realize something though. We posted our pictures in the humor and comedy section in a thread called "A few funnies". That's so wrong! ;)

considering I posted a picture of me with blond spider hair and another with purple hair, I find this thread entirely appropriate ^_^

should I post a pic of what my hair looks like now? Or one of me bald?

And after?

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should I post a pic of what my hair looks like now? Or one of me bald?

I say both! :)