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  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:29 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yes, quite simply...we are in trouble dear.

    We're going to need someone to take care of us Stringer. :(

    You know, the basics;

    - feeding
    - clothing
    - bathing
    - changing

    This is going to be bad. :eek:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:30 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    We're going to need someone to take care of us Stringer. :(

    You know, the basics;

    - feeding
    - clothing
    - bathing
    - changing

    This is going to be bad. :eek:

    Please wipe my mouth... I hate to drool... :o
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    2:30 AM....I can hardly see........night. I will rise late tomorrow for sure.

    It's only 1:30am here.

    OMG! It's 1:30am!

    Why am I awake?

    Why is Sydney awake? Really! Why is Sydney awake!

    Where did the salami go?

    This is not going to end well.

    I should go to bed, while I can still find it.

    Stringer, can I borrow the brain for a few hours tomorrow? Please?

    Night Stringer, Happy 2010! :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:32 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Please wipe my mouth....I hate to drool.........:o

    We're hiring people to wipe.

    Sweetie I can't do it, I have the other half of our brain. You're lucky I can type. ;)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:34 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's only 1:30am here.

    OMG! It's 1:30am!

    Why am I awake?

    Why is Sydney awake?! Really! Why is Sydney awake!?

    Where did the salami go?!

    This is not going to end well.

    I should go to bed, while I can still find it.

    Stringer, can I borrow the brain for a few hours tomorrow? Please?

    Night Stringer, Happy 2010! :)


    I'll ship what is left in bubble wrap... K. I won't need it tomorrow just watching American Football my dear... I'll be making so many trips to the washroom... ::::sigh:::: maybe I can talk Marta into going for me... :rolleyes:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:34 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    The 'indigenous' (we didn't have people previously, the europeans brought people to work for them until independence) music is sega.

    The basic instrument is called 'ravanne' and can be accompanied by a 'triangle'. Now, people also use the synthesiser and guitar along.

    The ladies who dance have long dresses that they hold from the latter's tips and move the dress in a 'wave-like' fashion.

    Men wear a loose shirt and shorts. We say that 'Ti-frere' was the father of the sega. You can try googling for that. :)

    I hope I'm not too confusing :o My descriptive ability is not that good. :o

    Can't rep.. rules :rolleyes: but thank you because I do believe we connect as people through music.We can all relate to the heart and soul of a people in this way. I am going to Google now and thanks you sweetheart for showing me a part of life I never knew existed.I had never even heard of you before.
    As we say in the US.. my bad :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:34 AM
    Unknown008

    About wiping mouths... yesterday at the church was a hilarious game!

    Three males (age does not matter) and three females (age does not matter either) were involved.

    They would sit next to the other. The woman/girl was to give food to the man/boy. There was three things to be eaten: a banana, a cup of yoghurt and a pie ("pie d'amour" , about two inch diameter). Now, both of them had to have their eyes banded. Oh the mess :p
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:36 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    About wiping mouths... yesterday at the church was a hilarious game!

    Three males (age does not matter) and three females (age does not matter either) were involved.

    They would sit next to the other. The woman/girl was to give food to the man/boy. There was three things to be eaten: a banana, a cup of yoghurt and a pie ("pie d'amour" , about two inch diameter). Now, both of them had to have their eyes banded. Oh the mess :p

    Is this a new year's tradition Unky?
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:37 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Please wipe my mouth... I hate to drool...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    We're hiring people to wipe.

    Sweetie I can't do it, I have the other half of our brain. You're lucky I can type. ;)

    If you mean that you're hiring people who can wipe, can you get me a job?

    Thanks!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:39 AM
    Alty

    The monitor is blurry. I should probably call it a night.

    Stringer, carry me up? Tuck me in? I'd ask Unky, but I have to wait until he's 18. ;)

    Sigh.

    You all realize that you're ordered to forget everything that happened here tonight. Right?

    It's New Years eve. Wipe these memories from your mind. I know I will, especially since I only have half a brain. Maybe Stringer will remember. ;)

    Night all and once again, Happy 2010! :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:40 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Is this a new year's tradition Unky?

    No, it's only a game to make time pass by until midnight.

    I remember once, one of the public has to try imitate the cry of a certain animal designated by the 'master of ceremony' (or is it presentator... or another word, oh whatever) and the one who imitate the animal the best wins a prize. It changes each year.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:40 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    If you mean that you're hiring people who can wipe, can you get me a job?

    Thanks!

    Ha ha... no, I wasn't looking to pay anything... just can't seem to find my mouth! Even though I know that it is there... somewhere on my face and I think that I am drooling... bad scene.

    Night now, I have to climb the stairs to the bedroom... that consists of climbing 21 stairs... all the while clinging to the hand railing... carefully... :)

    Night owls!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:40 AM
    Unknown008

    Nighty night Stringer and Alty! :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:41 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    No, it's only a game to make time pass by until midnight.

    I remember once, one of the public has to try imitate the cry of a certain animal designated by the 'master of ceremony' (or is it presentator... or another word, oh whatever) and the one who imitate the animal the best wins a prize. It changes each year.

    I like most games Unky, sounds like good clean fun...
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:43 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    About wiping mouths... yesterday at the church was a hilarious game!

    Three males (age does not matter) and three females (age does not matter either) were involved.

    They would sit next to the other. The woman/girl was to give food to the man/boy. There was three things to be eaten: a banana, a cup of yoghurt and a pie ("pie d'amour" , about two inch diameter). Now, both of them had to have their eyes banded. Oh the mess :p

    I am listening to the music and it is stunning! Thank-you!
    My eldest son is a dj and my boyfriend is a music collector and my youngest son is a mixer so you have given us a wonderful gift! :D
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:46 AM
    Unknown008

    Seems that you have a family full of artists Arty! I see you have artists in music and painting. :) Do you have a writer?
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:47 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough
    If you mean that you're hiring people who can wipe, can you get me a job?

    Thanks!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Ha ha... no, I wasn't looking to pay anything... just can't seem to find my mouth! Even though I know that it is there... somewhere on my face and I think that I am drooling... bad scene.

    Night now, I have to climb the stairs to the bedroom... that consists of climbing 21 stairs... all the while clinging to the hand railing... carefully... :)

    Night owls!

    Dang, I was hoping for a job!

    Thanks!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 02:11 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Seems that you have a family full of artists Arty! I see you have artists in music and painting. :) Do you have a writer?

    That would be me,I'm the author.. we all all so gifted (smirk) but we are all in that groove :) Trying to make a change ,that's what we do.

    I loved the music,the African bent and the reggae and ska.. ohh too cool.
    Its my favorite .I love the beat, the message ,the heart,, ahh,Just love it!:D
  • Jan 2, 2010, 12:49 AM
    Unknown008

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JD View Post
    Just Dahlia agrees: what kind of church do you go to? :O

    It's an anglican church. My mum was there since... well, I forgot when, but as far as I can remember, I was already going there in 1999. I remember well the first sketch I took part in... and in 2000, the biggest sketch I took part in.

    Oops, I think it's tmi!! :eek:
  • Jan 3, 2010, 06:03 PM
    Just Dahlia
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    It's an anglican church. My mum was there since... well, I forgot when, but as far as I can remember, I was already going there in 1999. I remember well the first sketch I took part in... and in 2000, the biggest sketch I took part in.

    Oops, I think it's tmi!!! :eek:

    No tmi, it sounds like a great Church:)

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