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Originally Posted by Stringer

Short Funnies....

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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Gosh Darn it I couln't give you greenie, but I love #3:):D
I really love them all:)

Great jokes Stringer! Simply great! :)

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Originally Posted by albear

i just got this in an email........coincidence :confused:

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So weird but I got this in an email around the same time but just now read it today as well as reading this one.

A few for the ladies ;)

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said... You wear pants don't you?
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He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said to him... They don't have time.
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He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said... I don't know; it has never happened.
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He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

She said... They already have boyfriends.
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He said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

She said... A widow.
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He said... Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

I've seen the pics before. They are all good. Thanks again.

A blonde phones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire.

The fireman says OK just calm down and tell us how do we get there?'

'HELLOO!' she replies, 'In the fecking big red truck!'

ROTFLMAO! I love it M. :)

ALTY!!

Check your email, woman!

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Originally Posted by Synnen

ALTY!!!

Check your email, woman!

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Sorry Synn, I was on the road, picking up the munchkins.

EXCUSES!

I curse you to Magical Trevor

magical trevor - Weebl's Stuff

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Originally Posted by Synnen

EXCUSES!

I curse you to Magical Trevor

magical trevor - Weebl's Stuff

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Why!! Why!! That is horrible!!

Ahhhhh, it's stuck in my head!!

I'm putting a hex on you Synn! ;)

You already DID!

You made me sing the Llama song for THREE FREAKING HOURS this afternoon.

Synn
That's cruel , Magical Trevor will be in my head all day now :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Synn
Thats cruel , Magical Trevor will be in my head all day now :rolleyes:

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Not the Beans!!!!!

Alty made me have the Llama song! That's crueler!

The Llama Song | Flash Videos

Do not click on the link! If you value your sanity do not click on the link! The link is evil.

Besides Synn, I didn't send that to you, you went looking for that all on your own. :)

Phew! I don't know those songs, and won't listen to them... :rolleyes:

Nice joke M! :)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Phew! I don't know those songs, and won't listen to them... :rolleyes:

Nice joke M! :)

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Here's one for Unky:

YouTube - Lamb chops play-Along

O god! Does the song ever end!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm 'enry the ayth, I am, 'enry the ayth, I am, I am

I got married to the woman next door...