All I can think of is "llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck"

I walk around singing "llama llama duck" for days after I see that video again.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!

M, you may want to run now! :rolleyes:

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m, you may want to run now! :rolleyes:

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That's cute, but you're still in trouble. ;)

That made me laugh and I almost forgot that I should be tracking you down to beat you with a rusty spork. Almost.

M, over here, quick! Hide behind the Doberman. She'll lick 'em to death.

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What is that... thing? :p

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
Within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
With a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
Doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mum, I'm thirty-five years
Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
Leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
Thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
Husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a
Shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen
Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
Of all places, the living room. She entered that
Area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
Like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f.. Are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my
Son-in-law.'

That may be the best I've seen posted anywhere, M.

Love it M, had to spread the rep. :)

A lady tells her Man:


"I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".


The man climbs into bed slowly and says:


"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"

There's something just... wrong... about that. Thanks. Tons.

Here are a few I hope you'll enjoy.

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Haha that was great

More?

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You're welcome boys. ;)

///o^) I like them!

Oops, put up the wrong picture, then took it down. I can't find the right one

Even more?

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Wharrgarbl :)

Now I need to scrub my eyes. Thanks, empy.

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A lady tells her Man:


"I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".


The man climbs into bed slowly and says:


"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"

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there's something just......wrong....about that. thanks. tons.

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:D... Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)

Wharrgarbl!


And hheath, you know you liked the koolaid man. Come on. He was pretty just like Bill

Koolaid man? What the hell did I miss? It's not there! Am I blind?

Who erased Koolaid man? :(

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:D .............................. Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)

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Blame my friend for sending me it!
He sends me weird things all the time

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E-mop

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I like that. E-mop. Sounds like a mop you order on eBay. E-mop, serving homes all around the world.

E-mop. :)

That just might stick.

Want me to repost koolaid?

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I like that. E-mop. Sounds like a mop you order on ebay. E-mop, serving homes all around the world.

E-mop. :)

That just might stick.

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My kitten is standing on me looking at me like I'm crazy because I just fell off my bed laughing

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want me to repost koolaid?

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Noooooooooooooooo... :eek:


I like E-mop too :D

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Noooooooooooooooo.............. :eek:


I like E-mop too :D

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Hahahahaha

Me too

But I missed Koolaid man.

Okay, don't repost it, just explain it to me in great detail. :)

I do believe you are henceforth to be called E-mop, keeper of the mops. :)

Down on one knee E-mop and you shalt be so dubbed :cool:







Get your mind out of the gutter alty , I know what you was going to say ;)

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But I missed Koolaid man.

Okay, don't repost it, just explain it to me in great detail. :)

I do believe you are henceforth to be called E-mop, keeper of the mops. :)

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Aww guys, come on let me post Koolaid man!

He's... large, and red, and makes me say Oh NOOOO

And haha that sounds cool

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Down on one knee E-mop and you shalt be so dubbed :cool:







Get your mind outta the gutter alty , I know what you was gonna say ;)

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Yes Friend!

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:D .............................. Hey what about Koolaid man that E-mop just posted , now that was just wrong ;)

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That was BEYOND wrong.

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Wharrgarbl!!


and hheath, you know you liked the koolaid man. come on. he was pretty just like Bill

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No, boy george is pretty. David bowie is pretty. Hell, even DANNY DAVITO is pretty when compared to that.

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Get your mind out of the gutter alty , I know what you was going to say

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No way! Not me! She's 17 like Unky!

Poor Unky, he's going to be so shocked when I finally tell him about the birds and the bees. His parents must have put child block on his computer. ;)

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that was BEYOND wrong.



no, boy george is pretty. david bowie is pretty. hell, even DANNY DAVITO is pretty when compared to that.

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You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll

More posters? Beg me! ;)

Okay, okay.

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You made me almost squish Ink with my giggle roll

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Ink? I assume that's a furry person. Black cat?

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More posters? Beg me! ;)

Okay, okay.

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Let's see:
Armored truck in the river? Check
Armored truck driver? Check
Police officers questioning armored truck driver? Check
Teenage boy in tux? Check
Teenage boy in tux holding tiny sewing machine? Check

Seems pretty straight forward to me. Someone took a picture of their acid trip.

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No way! Not me! She's 17 like Unky!

Poor Unky, he's going to be so shocked when I finally tell him about the birds and the bees. His parents must have put child block on his computer. ;)

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I'm not the only youngin!