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  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:39 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! I haven't done that but I have used the doggie shampoo. I ran out of my own.

    I do have to say that my hair was very shiny and I had the urge to lick myself and sit on the couch farting and snoring.

    TMI? :p

    So, you were a guy?
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    so, you were a guy?

    You don't have to be a guy to want to be able to lick yourself. :cool:

    W.T! OMG! W.T! :eek:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:45 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You don't have to be a guy to want to be able to lick yourself. :cool:

    W.T! OMG! W.T! :eek:

    I agree ^_~

    I was referring mostly to the snoring and farting part of your comment, though.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:45 PM
    Kitkat22

    You know you're a dog person when you buy one sled for the dog , and three for the grandchildren.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    i agree ^_~

    i was referring mostly to the snoring and farting part of your comment, though.

    I never snore! Ever! :p
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You know you're a dog person when you buy one sled for the dog , and three for the grandchildren.

    My friends mother bought a stroller for her dog but when her grandchild was born she gave her son a stroller she found being tossed with the trash. Only one of the three wheels that remained was usable. The material was ripped and there was an odd stain but hey, it was free.

    The dog stroller cost $350.00. It's made especially for dogs.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 08:58 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You don't have to be a guy to want to be able to lick yourself. :cool:

    W.T! OMG! W.T! :eek:

    I agree ^_~

    I was referring mostly to the snoring and farting part of your comment, though.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:00 PM
    hheath541

    Grrrfreckafrickinmumblemumblemumble slow internet connection making me post multiples grrrfreckafrickinmumblemumblemumble
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Alty
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    grrrfreckafrickinmumblemumblemumble slow internet connection making me post multiples grrrfreckafrickinmumblemumblemumble

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  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:08 PM
    Kitkat22

    You have the carpet removed and replace it with hardwood floors.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:09 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You have the carpet removed and replace it with hardwood floors.

    :eek: WT :eek:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :eek: WT :eek:

    Men! :rolleyes:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:13 PM
    hheath541

    This thread was neglected for almost a month. Then alty found it. Now look what's happened.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:15 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    this thread was neglected for almost a month. then alty found it. now look what's happened.

    I am that good. :D
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:20 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :eek: WT :eek:

    Not me, my sister has two dogs and the carpet was worn out from being chewed, peed on and pooped on and she had shampood it so much it looked awful. The doggies love it (the hardwood) They still have their little dog rugs to lay on and their dog beds. The floor is scratched, but they love sliding around on it. She also lets them in the shower with her. They love it. She has two corgis.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:28 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Not me, my sister has two dogs and the carpet was worn out from being chewed, peed on and pooped on and she had shampood it so much it looked awful. The doggies love it (the hardwood) They still have their little dog rugs to lay on and their dog beds. The floor is scratched, but they love sliding around on it. She also lets them in the shower with her. They love it. She has two corgis.

    That explains it. Corgis are laidback dogs who seem to love pretty much everything.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:30 PM
    Alty

    Quote:

    hheath541 agrees : are you sure you don't mean evil? I think you're evil web of persuasion draws people in and traps them there
    Muwahahahahahaha!

    I mean... who... me? :)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:32 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    this thread was neglected for almost a month. then alty found it. now look what's happened.

    f hair



    But aren't they fun?
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:33 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I am that good. :D

    I'm glad you started the thread again. We all love dogs and cats.


    Alty you are good gal!
  • Mar 9, 2010, 09:36 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    that explains it. corgis are laidback dogs who seem to love pretty much everything.


    They are so sweet and she named them Simone and Garfunkle. Her husband or her would fight someone over those dogs. We all would fight to protect our little kitties and doggies!

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