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  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:57 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Have a happy new year Alty, Clough and Unky and to all ! Just got back from the party, thank God for spellcheck.......

    Alty.....what's one night without? :)

    Thanks for excluding me ,that's OK I have an ego but is there spell check on this site? :cool:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:58 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Waaahhhh!!!! :eek:

    Don't be afraid. I'll be gentle. I promise.

    You're a sweetheart, I wouldn't dare corrupt you. I'd be tarred and feathered if I even tried.

    Sigh.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 12:59 AM
    Unknown008

    Happy New Year Stringer and Arty!

    Ok Arty, I'll try to share more. Just ask what you'd like to know about, and I'll try to answer. I'm not very good at talking about my country :o I might miss a lot of things, or exaggerate on certain things :o
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:01 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Love you right back.

    Happy New Year sweetie.

    Seems like both of our guys are just downers tonight. Sigh.

    He thinks the new year is a Bs thing and I love it and we have gone over this for nearly 13 yrs,oh well tomorrow I will beat him and make him be nice to me :rolleyes:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:03 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Thanks for excluding me ,thats ok I have an ego but is there spell check on this site? :cool:

    I am so sorry artsy, you know that you are special... I think that I drank way too much... killed a few brain cells...
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:03 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Don't be afraid. I'll be gentle. I promise.

    You're a sweetheart, I wouldn't dare corrupt you. I'd be tarred and feathered if I even tried.

    Sigh.

    It's when yo say things like that that I'm most afraid :eek: :o :D :rolleyes: :o
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:04 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    He thinks the new year is a Bs thing and I love it and we have gone over this for nearly 13 yrs,oh well tomorrow I will beat him and make him be nice to me :rolleyes:

    19 years on my end.

    As for the beating. I have a special stick that I use. ;)

    Actually, this is the first time he's gone to bed early on New Years. Actually, ever! He's a night owl.

    I'm just upset because he went out with friends last night, stayed out until 3am, had to get up at 7am for work but hit the wrong button when the alarm went off. I woke up late, at 8:30am and he's still in bed! So he went to work late, got home late and went to bed early after a night on the town with the boys.

    Ya, I'm a bit mad. :(
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:05 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    It's when yo say things like that that I'm most afraid :eek: :o :D :rolleyes: :o

    You really are a smart guy! :D
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:06 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I am so sorry artsy, you know that you are special...I think that I drank way too much....killed a few brain cells.....

    I stabbed my brain cells. I killed them but good. They're gone.

    Bye bye brain cells.

    Evil alcohol. Why does it tempt me so? ;)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:07 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Happy New Year Stringer and Arty!

    Ok Arty, I'll try to share more. Just ask what you'd like to know about, and I'll try to answer. I'm not very good at talking about my country :o I might miss a lot of things, or exaggerate on certain things :o

    It looks so beautiful and I will have questions but not when I'm buzzing because they would be questions like, what kind of music is indigenous to your homeland?
    I love music from foreign lands.Thrills me to the bone.That is how we relate as people ,a love of music and music expresses the soul of a people.
    I hope you agree :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:07 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I stabbed my brain cells. I killed them but good. They're gone.

    Bye bye brain cells.

    Evil alcohol. Why does it tempt me so? ;)


    Nectar...
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:08 AM
    Alty

    I have salami in the fridge!

    I'm making a salami sandwich!

    I am so darn exited!

    It's salami!

    I love salami!

    Too much? ;)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:09 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Nectar ...

    Of the Gods!

    OMG! Stringer, is it possible that we've lost so many brain cells that we only have enough left for one brain and we're sharing it? :eek:

    Look! Salami! :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:11 AM
    artlady
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    19 years on my end.

    As for the beating. I have a special stick that I use. ;)

    Actually, this is the first time he's gone to bed early on New Years. Actually, ever! He's a night owl.

    I'm just upset because he went out with friends last night, stayed out until 3am, had to get up at 7am for work but hit the wrong button when the alarm went off. I woke up late, at 8:30am and he's still in bed! So he went to work late, got home late and went to bed early after a night on the town with the boys.

    Ya, I'm a bit mad. :(

    He knows.. so make him kiss your boootaaa tomorrow.
    Give him the silent treatment... man, I can't do that for $hit but I guess some people can.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:15 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    He knows..so make him kiss your boootaaa tomorrow.
    Give him the silent treatment...man, I can't do that for $hit but I guess some people can.

    I'm not good at the silent treatment Arsty. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I know, shocking, isn't it? ;)

    I'll get over it. After all, I have salami, all is right with the world. :)
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:22 AM
    Unknown008
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    It looks so beautiful and and I will have questions but not when I'm buzzing because they would be questions like ,,what kind of music is indigenous to your homeland?
    I love music from foreign lands.Thrills me to the bone.That is how we relate as people ,a love of music and music expresses the soul of a people.
    I hope you agree :)

    The 'indigenous' (we didn't have people previously, the europeans brought people to work for them until independence) music is sega.

    The basic instrument is called 'ravanne' and can be accompanied by a 'triangle'. Now, people also use the synthesiser and guitar along.

    The ladies who dance have long dresses that they hold from the latter's tips and move the dress in a 'wave-like' fashion.

    Men wear a loose shirt and shorts. We say that 'Ti-frere' was the father of the sega. You can try googling for that. :)

    I hope I'm not too confusing :o My descriptive ability is not that good. :o
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:24 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    of the Gods!

    OMG! Stringer, is it possible that we've lost so many brain cells that we only have enough left for one brain and we're sharing it? :eek:

    Look! Salami! :)

    Yes, quite simply... we are in trouble dear.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:27 AM
    Alty

    Quote:

    artlady agrees: You naughty naughty girl ,I think I love you :)
    OMG! I just realized what you're all thinking.

    I'm not doing that with the salami! :eek:

    Really! I toasted a bun, cut up the salami, placed it on the bun, along with margarine and ate it!

    And you think I'm naughty! My little drunken brain didn't even go there! Not even for a minute!

    Am I losing my touch? :eek:

    No more beer! Beer is evil!

    Artsy, I don't need grocery items, I have toys. :cool:
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:27 AM
    Stringer

    2:30 AM... I can hardly see... night. I will rise late tomorrow for sure.
  • Jan 1, 2010, 01:28 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    No more beer! Beer is evil!
    Reference the original post up on top my dear. I am sure that you will change your mind.

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