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  • Jan 1, 2010, 05:49 PM
    unluckynut

    I don't know but my dad used to say it, to make us laugh! There is another but not so nice. How about, I say there old chap were you in the boat when the boat tipped over...



    No you silly jacka$$ I was in the water!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 05:56 PM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by unluckynut View Post
    I don't know but my dad used to say it, to make us laugh!. There is another but not so nice. how about, I say there old chap were you in the boat when the boat tipped over .....

    no you silly jacka$$ I was in the water!

    Hi, unluckynut!

    But, what does that have to do with Christmas, please?

    Thanks!
  • Jan 1, 2010, 06:09 PM
    unluckynut

    It could happen on christmas, with global warmimg! He he
  • Jan 2, 2010, 06:02 AM
    adam_89

    The Christmas jokes are now ruined...
  • Jan 2, 2010, 06:11 AM
    adam_89
    I'll try and bring it back a bit.

    What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a pickle?

    A Dill Doe!
  • Jan 2, 2010, 06:12 AM
    adam_89

    What do all the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve while the male reindeer are out helping Santa?

    They go out & blow a few bucks
  • Jan 2, 2010, 07:57 AM
    shazamataz

    Bahahahaha, dammit, have to spread the rep Adam, those are great :D
  • Jan 2, 2010, 08:15 AM
    adam_89

    Glad you liked them.
  • Jan 2, 2010, 01:42 PM
    Alty

    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)
  • Jan 2, 2010, 01:49 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)

    Wouldn't that go in the category of 'wrong thread?'
  • Jan 2, 2010, 01:50 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    wouldn't that go in the category of 'wrong thread?'

    Not with the way I spelled it. ;)
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:07 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)

    Not for a few more months. :)

    Adam, thanks for the chuckle. :)
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:12 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I had to spread the rep too Adam. I love it.

    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)

    Betcha he knows already.
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:16 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Betcha he knows already.

    Quote:

    Unknown008 agrees: Don't quite understand them... sorry :o
    Nope.

    Of course it could just be a matter of things being lost in translation. ;)
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Nope.

    Of course it could just be a matter of things being lost in translation. ;)

    Okay, then I nominate the sexiest expert on AMHD to explain it. Let me know how that goes, Alty.
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:23 PM
    mygirlsdad77

    Overheard some guys talking. One asked if it was wrong to eat reindeer steaks on Christmas. One of the other guys said,, as long as you didn't hunt them on christmas eve, I think your okay. True story.
  • Jan 2, 2010, 02:30 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Okay, then I nominate the sexiest expert on AMHD to explain it. Let me know how that goes, Alty.

    Why me? Because there's an animal involved? The doe? No way. I'm not doing it! I'm a pet expert!

    Unky, I'll tell you on your birthday, okay? :cool:
  • Jan 2, 2010, 03:26 PM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Now, someone tell Unky what a Dill doe is. ;)

    Okay, I'll explain... It's Corned Venison (out of respect for Alty, I chose not to go with Hasenpfeffer). Yes, Unky, there is a more adult meaning, but I will leave it at this. :)

    Corned Venison - All Recipes
  • Jan 4, 2010, 12:01 AM
    Unknown008

    Gulp... :eek: I think I shouldn't have asked! I still don't know what that is, (sorry Cats, you lost your bet). I re-read the post of Adam... reindeer... pickle... nope. :o

    Thanks Cat! That seems yummy! :)

    Which means, Alty, in 166 days you'll tell me what that is? I think I give up on trying to know what that may mean...

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