LOL!! These will 100% work. All right thanks I believe that's it for me. My promblem is solved.

The problem with comebacks are there can always be someone with a faster "processor"...

I can come up with things that are as good as my love's suggestions, but she can fire five off before my one...

Sometimes speed ends the game quickly...

Wow I'm n 7th grade and I looked over this and its like wow long time no c well this year is 4times better than last year thanks 4 advice 2 all

Coming up with witty comebacks is a good skill to have and I got better at it with practice. Making jokes is a lot better than fighting.

What are you going 2 do for a face when that baboon asks for its *** back