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  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    So nowdays for you Snap Crackle Pop is frightening?

    Only in bacon. Rice crispies are okay. :)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:58 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Only in bacon. Rice crispies are okay. :)

    Hmmm... Cat just said "Rice Krispy Treat Bra," interesting concept.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 03:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Hmmm ... Cat just said "Rice Krispy Treat Bra," interesting concept.

    I've never seen one of those but, when R and I were still dating, we went to Penticton for 2 weeks. There was a bikini contest at the local bar. We went.

    The contest rules were that you had to make your own bikini. You couldn't use fabric.

    There were some great designs. My favorite was the beer can bikini. That girl did a great job. There were also gummy bear bikinis and a mini marshmellow bikini.

    The gummy bear girl came in first place, even though, or maybe because, her bikini started to melt on stage.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 08:07 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Cats dear, use your imagination. ;)

    I still have a scar from cooking in the nude. I won't tell you where it is but suffice it to say that that particular experience convinced me that cooking in the nude is dangerous.

    I now wear an apron. :)

    Hehe, for 4 years now V has been trying to get me to make a batch of cookies wearing nothing but an apron!
  • Feb 7, 2010, 09:00 PM
    KISS

    It's the "two-headed pig Holloween costume".

    I still remember the two-headed pig in a jar of Formaldyhide that was always on display in my grade school science classroom. Some things you just never forget.

    .
  • Feb 7, 2010, 10:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    It's the "two-headed pig Holloween costume".

    I still remember the two-headed pig in a jar of Formaldyhide that was always on display in my grade school science classroom. Some things you just never forget.

    .

    I'm glad I never saw it. That image would be permanently seared into my brain! :eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 10:22 PM
    KISS

    Kind of like this one: Sideshow World, Sideshow Performers from around the world.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 10:24 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post

    Uhmmmmm... thanks for that K.I.S.S :eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 10:25 PM
    KISS

    Then there is the live one: Two-Headed Piglet - Video
  • Feb 7, 2010, 10:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Uhmmmmm...................thanks for that K.I.S.S :eek:

    Why did you click on the link M? :rolleyes:

    I refuse to click on the link. I am not that curious! ;)
  • Feb 8, 2010, 12:20 AM
    KISS

    For all those acronymns and definitions you don't know:

    Urban Dictionary: bdsm
  • Feb 8, 2010, 05:33 AM
    Cat1864
    I don't need to click because I have seen the pictures and such before. (Biology class was a lot fun. :( :) )
  • Feb 8, 2010, 05:41 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Haha thank you Keepitsimple.
    I thought I was up to date with the latest lingo... apparently not...
  • Feb 10, 2010, 11:27 AM
    carpenter-t

    If I were capable of printing out dog/woman art I'd hang it up at my camp.I don't think its disturbing at all,like redhed35 said it shows a great imagination.
  • Feb 12, 2010, 03:49 PM
    KC13

    It's pretty obvious: she wants to get laid, and breakfast is included in the deal.
  • Feb 12, 2010, 04:21 PM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    It's pretty obvious: she wants to get laid, and breakfast is included in the deal.




    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    That was the funniest thing I have heard all day!

    :D
  • Feb 12, 2010, 05:49 PM
    mudweiser

    Nice hogs

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