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  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    But long johns make such GREAT sleepwear

    I sleep in the buff, even in winter. :D
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:56 PM
    Catsmine
    I prefer a bed.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    I prefer a bed.

    Bed's are for wimps! :D
  • Aug 11, 2009, 03:59 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bed's are for wimps! :D

    Them's spanking words! Go to my room.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:01 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Them's spanking words! Go to my room.

    It's too hot in your room. :p
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:02 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's too hot in your room. :p

    Finally Alty called me hot.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Finally Alty called me hot.

    Yes, but it comes in flashes. ;)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:03 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by s_cianci View Post
    You call 18C "winter?" Lol!

    Ha Ha... well today it's 21C and Sunny , and still winter :)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Ha Ha.....................well today it's 21C and Sunny , and still winter :)

    I'm jealous.

    I'm seriously jealous.

    M, you would die in Canada during the winter! :eek:
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:05 PM
    Catsmine
    That sounds like our winters, M. Of course, I've been known to surf on Christmas break (but it was a long time ago)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:07 PM
    friend4u178

    Well Xmas is the middle of Summer for us Cats.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    That sounds like our winters, M. Of course, I've been known to surf on Christmas break (but it was a long time ago)

    Surf?

    On water?

    No way!

    Skiing, snowboarding, sledding, on a warmer day, otherwise you will freeze to death.

    There's a reason that so many babies are born in September, because the winter is cold and long! :)
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:09 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Well Xmas is the middle of Summer for us Cats.

    OOOoooh! Me likey.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:11 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Sounds like summer weather Friend.

    If only we could get that warm.

    Can not wait to see the Rockies, and enjoy the alberta winter. Lol

    Hopefully the snow does not come until after October.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Sounds like summer weather Friend.

    If only we could get that warm.

    Joe, your avy is seriously freaking me out! :eek:
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:14 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Can not wait to see the Rockies, and enjoy the alberta winter. Lol

    Hopefully the snow does not come until after October.

    Shall I change it to some naked girl doing a loop dance in the buff, sure the guys won't mind, but I might get banned. Sure you guys will know how to keep in touch.

    I was tempted to put a naked dancing chick as my avatar.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:17 PM
    Catsmine
    I don't know. I just think of it as an instructional video for tongue exercises, kind of like kegels.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:18 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Dare me to put the dancing naked chick up. Dare me, Dare me. Lol
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:18 PM
    friend4u178
    2 Attachment(s)

    What about one of these Joe ;)

    Attachment 23328


    Attachment 23329
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:19 PM
    Catsmine
    All right. I double dog dare you. Tell Ben I did.
  • Aug 11, 2009, 04:23 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Dare me to put the dancing naked chick up. Dare me, Dare me. lol

    I will not tempt you to do wrong! I will not!

    As for snow in October. Well, let's just say, buy little cheeks a costume that fits over a snow suit. ;)

    The malls here actually pass out candy so you can stay indoors.

    Parents with hot chocolate and bailey's, walking around the block with their kids, dogs in jackets, snow pants, boots, scarves, they might as well not even bother dressing up, the people just answer the door, throw candy and shut the door as fast as they can so they don't get cold.

    It's fun! :)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 03:02 AM
    shazamataz
    [QUOTE=friend4u178;1917623]What about one of these Joe ;)

    I like the whipping girl...
  • Aug 12, 2009, 05:48 AM
    shazamataz
    1 Attachment(s)

    Couldn't help myself...

    http://alllayedout.com/Images/Animat...cs/elation.gif

    Oh and the bottom one is for Alty :D
  • Aug 12, 2009, 09:50 AM
    nikosmom

    Shazzy, there's no top pic :confused:
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:12 AM
    HelpinHere

    Sure there is NM! It's a white girl, with brown hair with blue streaks, pretty much nude, with a floating... shawl?. floating around her, some nice shadowing on her mid section, and she is jumping up and down ;).

    Here's a link, maybe you can see it then:
    http://alllayedout.com/Images/Animat...cs/elation.gif
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:18 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Sure there is NM! It's a white girl, with brown hair with blue streaks, pretty much nude, with a floating... shawl?... floating around her, some nice shadowing on her mid section, and she is jumping up and down ;). with bouncing bazongas

    Here's a link, maybe you can see it then:
    http://alllayedout.com/Images/Animat...cs/elation.gif

    ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:48 AM
    Alty

    What have you people done to my thread? :eek:
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:50 AM
    shazamataz

    Invasion of the boobies...
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:51 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Invasion of the boobies...

    Everywhere we go. ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:52 AM
    HelpinHere

    And that's the way we like it! ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    And that's the way we like it! ;)

    That's what all the boys say. ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 10:58 AM
    NeedKarma
    Man these threads devolve into teen chat rooms.
  • Aug 12, 2009, 11:05 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by NeedKarma View Post
    Man these threads devolve into teen chat rooms.

    You're only as young as you feel NK. :D
  • Aug 12, 2009, 11:08 AM
    HelpinHere

    Do you feel 17 Alt? Then you would be ripe for the pickin's! ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 11:09 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HelpinHere View Post
    Do you feel 17 Alt? Then you would be ripe for the pickin's! ;)

    Even at 17 I would have been too much for you to handle. ;)
  • Aug 12, 2009, 11:10 AM
    Alty

    We should continue our chitchat in the appropriate forum guys, we're going to get into trouble.

    Not that I'm not used to it, but I'm trying to spare all of you.

    Meet you in the castle. :)
  • Aug 15, 2009, 07:15 PM
    s_cianci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Exactly! That's summer! :D

    In Canada and much of the US, yes, it is!
  • Aug 15, 2009, 07:17 PM
    mudweiser

    I loved this. Loved this so much I'm posting it on my Faceybook ;)

    Sarah
  • Aug 22, 2009, 12:41 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Alty - You forgot about the Canadian tourists in South Florida in the winter. They come in droves and actually go into the water in Jan and Feb when the air temperature is about 40 degrees and think it's warm. Yep. I've seen them do this. My favorite thing was to spot some guys in nothing but speedos headed to the beach from the Swimming Hall of Fame in Ft. Lauderdale Beach area and casually ask them if they were from Canada. Why, yes we are. How did you know? They'd reply. My reply was always, "Oh, just a lucky guess".
  • Aug 23, 2009, 03:34 AM
    rex123

    Hilarious. We got it all down here, great weather(although today hurricane bill is supposed to hit.) Great neighbours(the best I know). And of course the show The Littles Hobo(don't know what it is, click the YouTube link in my signature.)

    SO I can stand here and say quite proudly I AM CANADIAN.:)

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