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  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:33 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sob, as in waaaa, cry, weep, bawl, pour on the water works.

    Comprende?

    I would never call my dear M an S.O.B.

    Has this become boys against girls? Hardly fair seeing as I'm the only girl, but, so be it! :)

    Bring it on boys.

    I like the odds... quick guys... jump now! (It's the Mojita's... me think... I WILL pay for this... won't I?)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:35 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I like the odds...quick guys......jump now! (It's the Mojita's...me think...I WILL pay for this ...won't I?)


    Dearly. :cool:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:35 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sob, as in waaaa, cry, weep, bawl, pour on the water works.

    Comprende?

    I would never call my dear M an S.O.B.

    Has this become boys against girls? Hardly fair seeing as I'm the only girl, but, so be it! :)

    Bring it on boys.

    OK ALTY!! Here comes buddha to save the day!! ironclad04 with make them go away! Lol
    U guys got to make it out alive!! Lol I want to live!!
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:36 PM
    LeakyBaby
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Loyal subjects?

    Why are you asking?

    Don't you know?

    I suggest google. ;)

    But, to answer your question. If this is a test. All months have at least 28 days, but there's only one month that has only 28 days.

    All of them
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:37 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Dearly. :cool:

    No worries stringer don't worry about this well spread the blame so it won't be as bad :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:38 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Dearly. :cool:

    I got your back alty!! Your my heroin!! Plus I need my nuts back you know! Lol
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    ok ALTY!!! here comes buddha to save the day!!! ironclad04 with make them go away!! lol
    u guys got to make it out alive!!! lol i want to live!!!!

    No worries, Bear, Stringer and M are just a bunch of sweethearts. They wouldn't hurt a fly. They're sweet softie cuddly boys. I adore them.

    Right boys? You're just my squishies, aren't you? ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:40 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    No worries, Bear, Stringer and M are just a bunch of sweethearts. They wouldn't hurt a fly. They're sweet softie cuddly boys. I adore them.

    Right boys? You're just my squishies, aren't you? ;)

    I'm not squishy :mad:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:40 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by LeakyBaby View Post
    All of them

    All of what? :confused:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:41 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    ok ALTY!!! here comes buddha to save the day!!! ironclad04 with make them go away!! lol
    u guys got to make it out alive!!! lol i want to live!!!!

    I hear that you have lost the... gonads... Sultans used guys like this to watch over their women...

    So I hope you survive and can run fast... M will hold the dorr for you... :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:41 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    All of what? :confused:

    They were answering the OP
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:42 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im not squishy :mad:

    I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. Come here Squishy!

    Finding Nemo - Squishy 10996427
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:43 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    they were answering the OP

    I know, but they quoted me giving the answer.

    Just being a pain in the arse.

    You know me Bear. ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I hear that you have lost the......gonads...Sultans used guys like this to watch over their women.....

    So I hope you survive and can run fast....M will hold the dorr for ya.....:)

    Maybe I should give him back his nuts. ;)

    Oh no! I can't find them! :eek:

    Give me a minute, or ten.
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:45 PM
    friend4u178
    2 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by stringer View Post
    i hear that you have lost the......gonads...sultans used guys like this to watch over their women.....

    So i hope you survive and can run fast....m will hold the dorr for ya.....:)

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  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:45 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. Come here Squishy!

    Finding Nemo - Squishy 10996427

    What if I refuse :cool:

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I know, but they quoted me giving the answer.

    Just being a pain in the arse.

    You know me Bear. ;)

    Yeah I do ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:48 PM
    ironclad04
    Aaawwww! Alty, I gave them with pride!! And u would loose them! Lol
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:48 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    what if I refuse
    You can't refuse, it's an honor.

    Quote:

    yeah I do ;)
    :o
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:49 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    aaawwww! alty, i gave them with pride!!! and u would loose them!! lol

    I put them somewhere safe, no worries.

    M, did I give them to you to hold onto?
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:51 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post

    Wish I could spell... geese!
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:52 PM
    nikosmom
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Maybe I should give him back his nuts. ;)

    Oh no! I can't find them! :eek:

    Give me a minute, or ten.

    Ooops, I got hungry...
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:52 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I put them somewhere safe, no worries.

    M, did I give them to you to hold onto?

    WWWWho is MMM!! Who is that?? Why do they have them! I own those! Lol Alty, I'm so sad?? Are u really a pet expert?
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I put them somewhere safe, no worries.

    M, did I give them to you to hold onto?


    Ha ha..and didn't you see M JUMP, scream and shake his hands vigorously when he realized what they were.....:eek::D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Ooops, I got hungry...

    LMAO!

    Damn.

    I guess I owe him a new pair. ;)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:54 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    WWWWho is MMM!!! who is that??? why do they have them!! i own those!! lol Alty, im so sad???? are u really a pet expert??

    You are good... 5 subjects in one line... :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:54 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    Ha ha..and didn't you see M JUMP, scream and shake his hands vigorously when he realized what they were.....:eek::D

    I finally noticed what they were!! That's a good one!
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:54 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    WWWWho is MMM!!! who is that??? why do they have them!! i own those!! lol Alty, im so sad???? are u really a pet expert??

    Sorry, M is Freind4U, I call him M because he's Mighty. :)

    Am I really a pet expert? Yes. Do you need proof? Well, I do believe you've just been neutered, is that proof enough? :p
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:59 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sorry, M is Freind4U, I call him M because he's Mighty. :)

    Am I really a pet expert? Yes. Do you need proof? Well, I do believe you've just been neutered, is that proof enough? :p

    That's good!! Smarty pants! What's that dog called that is long, people call it weeine dog or something??
  • Jun 8, 2009, 07:59 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You can't refuse, it's an honor.



    :o

    Awww did I embarrass you :D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    thats good!!! smarty pants! whats that dog called that is long, people call it weeine dog or something???

    Dachshund.
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:01 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    awww did i embarras you :D

    Um, ah... gulp.

    Yes. :o
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:03 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sorry, M is Freind4U, I call him M because he's Mighty. :)

    Am I really a pet expert? Yes. Do you need proof? Well, I do believe you've just been neutered, is that proof enough? :p


    IT WON'T LET ME GIVE YOU A GREENIE ....NOooooooo !
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:14 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    IT WON'T LET ME GIVE YOU A GREENIE ....NOooooooo !

    LOL! :p
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:16 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Um, ah.........gulp.

    Yes. :o

    Lol beware my powers :D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:19 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Dachshund.

    Sausage dog :D
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    sausage dog :D

    It's not a sausage dog. Silly bear.

    It's a wiener dog! :)
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:23 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's not a sausage dog. Silly bear.

    It's a wiener dog! :)

    No it's a sausage dog
    Get it right Alty :D sheesh
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:24 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's not a sausage dog. Silly bear.

    It's a wiener dog! :)

    Yeah that's it! Wiener dog, what is the name of it!? I like those dogs, they wandle, and fit for the buddha! Don't u guys think so!?
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:25 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ironclad04 View Post
    yeah thats it!! wiener dog, what is the name of it!!!?? i like those dogs, they wandle, and fit for the buddha! dont u guys think so!!??

    What buddha :confused:
  • Jun 8, 2009, 08:27 PM
    ironclad04
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    what buddha :confused:

    That's me goofy!! Ironclad is my gammer tagg, dig it!! Buddha is my nickname! Lol

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