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  • Apr 10, 2008, 09:15 PM
    Alty
    True Magprob. Do you and BB have to walk together for protection? How bad did you do?
  • Apr 10, 2008, 11:03 PM
    magprob
    I only knew who Ted Bundy was. I thought the rest were computer guys.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 05:44 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I did poorly but if you think about it, Bill Gates is a little scary looking and so is that early Apple guy, woz. I wonder what they would be doing if computers hadn't come along?

    They'd be thinking of ways to install a computer chip inside a human :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 06:05 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    They'd be thinking of ways to install a computer chip inside a human :)

    They already have! :eek:
  • Apr 11, 2008, 06:09 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    LOL I know! And that's the scary part...

    I was talking about Bill Gates though. If computers hadn't came around I think he'd be attatching wires inside humans.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 06:11 AM
    starbuck8
    No kidding!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 08:47 AM
    Da Bigchamp
    I got 8/10
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:01 AM
    Alty
    Good job Da Bigchamp, you may walk alone at night, just be wary of the two you got wrong. ;)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:05 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    I took it a 2nd time and got 9/10!

    I'm safe!!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:07 AM
    Alty
    Good for you BB, I feel better about your safety now. ;)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 03:05 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    I took it a 2nd time and got 9/10!

    I'm safe!!!

    I think that one guy lives across the street from me! :eek: So you're safe BB. Now what about ME... ohhh noooo!! LOL!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 09:12 PM
    Alty
    Don't worry Starby, I've got your back. :)
  • Apr 12, 2008, 01:42 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Don't worry Starby, I've got your back. :)

    Thanks Girl! You never know what lurks in the shadows, lol ;)
  • Apr 12, 2008, 11:41 AM
    Alty
    Yup, there are weirdos all over. Ex: Svetlana. Did I just type that, oh,oh, I'm going to be in big, big trouble. Nothing new, I should be used to it by now. ;)
  • Apr 12, 2008, 12:39 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Yup, there are weirdos all over. ex: Svetlana. Did I just type that, oh,oh, I'm gonna be in big, big trouble. Nothing new, I should be used to it by now. ;)

    Svetty could be a big fat 82 yr old man living right across the street from me!. *as she closes her blinds*...

    Come to think of it, the guy across the street gives me an evil grin sometimes... YIKES! ;)
  • Apr 12, 2008, 02:29 PM
    Alty
    M should see what a success this post has become. M, were are you? Are you in the corner again. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Alli, alli, oxenfree (that was probably spelt way wrong). :o ;) :p :) :rolleyes:
  • Apr 13, 2008, 11:54 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    M should see what a success this post has become. M, were are you? Are you in the corner again. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Alli, alli, oxenfree (that was probably spelt way wrong). :o ;) :p :) :rolleyes:

    Hey Alty
    Yeah this is a good Thread , more responses than I expected , well done everyone on your scores :-)
  • Apr 13, 2008, 11:56 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    7/10... hmmm.... interesting.... :)

    (Hi M! Missed you! Always off when you're on... sad.)

    Don't be sad J :)... we'll catch up (when you get your home computer setup :-)

    Keep smiling;)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Exactly why I don't trust geeksquad anymore. One day a geeksquad guy came to my house to fix my little brothers computer, I thought I was going to have to smash him upside the head with a frying pan. They don't look anything like how they're portrayed in the media.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:09 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Also, have you ever looked inside a Geekquad car's trunk before. The trunks are really big, wonder why?
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Alty
    Da Bigchamp, what was your score? Do you want to tell? ;)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:15 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    I got a 7 out of 10.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:18 PM
    Alty
    Good job. I think it's safe for you to walk the streets at night, just take someone with you. ;)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:19 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Yea, I can handle myself. But the geeksquad guy was probably one o the 3 guys I would've missed.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:39 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, that's sad, but true. ;)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:40 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Yeah it' sad, just hope you never have to see the inside of a geeksquad trunk or you'll be really sad.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 03:47 PM
    Alty
    Is it anything like the white cargo vans without any windows? I don't want to see the inside of one of those either, scary stuff!
  • Apr 22, 2008, 04:23 PM
    friend4u178
    What's a geeksquad car bigchamp?
  • Apr 22, 2008, 06:06 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Whats a geeksquad car bigchamp?

    A geeksquad car is a buggy painted black and white with a geek sqaud logo. Geek squad people usually drive it to the customer's house.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 06:08 PM
    friend4u178
    Thanks... we don't have these in Australia.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 06:08 PM
    Da Bigchamp
    It's worse than a white van, because no one will suspect a buggy driver to have a body in the trunk
  • Apr 22, 2008, 06:10 PM
    friend4u178
    :)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:17 PM
    Alty
    M, you're smiling, are you having fun? :)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:18 PM
    startover22
    I got 6/10 as well, but I just didn't give them the benefit of the doubt is all! LOL
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:22 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    M, you're smiling, are you having fun? :)

    Of course Alty :) I'm always having fun :D
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:23 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I got 6/10 as well, but I just didn't give them the benefit of the doubt is all! LOL

    Not too bad starty :)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:24 PM
    Alty
    I know sweetie, you're my fun Australian pal. :)

    Hey M, how's tomorrow looking, because today sucks.
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:25 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... today (Wednesday) is good! 23c and the sun is shining :)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:29 PM
    friend4u178
    Comments on this post
    startover22 agrees: Friend, I just have to tell you, you are so funny and i just love your jokes! :):) I laugh when you are on the desk, even when you just sit in the corner and hang out!:)


    Starty... thankyou very much for the compliment , you have me lost for words and that doesn't happen too often as you have probably already worked out :)
  • Apr 22, 2008, 07:37 PM
    startover22
    Well gosh this is the second time I felt compelled to tell you how special you are!:)
    You are welcome you deserve it!
    Keep going with the laughs I need to keep laughing! LOL

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