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  • Mar 17, 2008, 04:52 PM
    HistorianChick
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    It's nice to have 2 lovely ladies following you around :-)

    Awww shucks... you big flirt! ;)
  • Mar 17, 2008, 04:55 PM
    Stringer
    Aaaaaah hum... Stringer clears his throat... hee hee
  • Mar 17, 2008, 04:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    It's nice to have 2 lovely ladies following you around :-)


    You sweet little cuddle bunny, I could just hug you.

    Oh, yesterday my son said to me "I know I have your eyes mommy, but I definitely have Daddy's hair (what's left of it) your color is different than mine."

    My response "My dear, you too can have this color, Loreal number 57, light brown for dark hair"

    He giggled and asked, "What's your real color?"

    Me, "Dark brown with grey highlights."

    I hope he doesn't mention this at school.
  • Mar 17, 2008, 05:01 PM
    Alty
    Hey Stringer, come join us on the "coffee, coffee, coffee" post, were fun is had by all!
  • Mar 17, 2008, 05:02 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Hey Stringer, come join us on the "coffee, coffee, coffee" post, were fun is had by all!

    DITTO!!
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:26 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    DITTO!!!


    I will tomorrow I hope guys. I strained my back today and I've got to get some rest to see if that helps... thank you both for the invitation...

    Be good guys now... :) :) :)

    -Stringer
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:34 PM
    Alty
    I will, I can't speak for the boys though, they're naughty.
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:36 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I will, I can't speak for the boys though, they're naughty.

    Now, now... I be boy in a man's body here... :D
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:38 PM
    Alty
    Yes, but you're leaving to rest. I was talking about F4U and Sneezy, they're naughty. You are a sweetie, so far anyway.:D
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:40 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Yes, but you're leaving to rest. I was talking about F4U and Sneezy, they're naughty. You are a sweetie, so far anyway.:D


    I try... no, I am a good guy... well... (most of the time dear), don't want to be boring now.
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:42 PM
    Alty
    Dear, cute, love it. At least you didn't call me Ma'am, the young gentleman at the grocery store almost lost his ability to bear young after calling me Ma'am.:p
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:45 PM
    friend4u178
    I'm naughty?. I don't think so :-)
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:46 PM
    Alty
    Actually, no, I was kidding, you and Sneezy and also Stringer are just a bunch of sweeties, a whole bunch of sweet little sweeties. Hugs and kisses.

    Can you tell I switched from coffee to beer?
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Aww thanks Alty *blush*
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:50 PM
    Alty
    Okay check out this thread:

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/electr...on-195741.html

    I'm bad, really, really bad. Couldn't help myself. Another 100 lashes for Alty.
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Dear, cute, love it. At least you didn't call me Ma'am, the young gentleman at the grocery store almost lost his ability to bear young after calling me Ma'am.:p

    Funny, thanks for warning me... I was raised to do that... shows respect... I was told... BUT with that warning and wanting to be able to walk again... I won't. Ifin' I do, I am sure you will remind me... be gentle, I have emotions and feelins' too you know... hee hee.

    Later hon, I need to get to bed and rest this back of mine, tomorrow.:)

    -Stringer
  • Mar 17, 2008, 07:58 PM
    Alty
    Bye sweet Stringer. Hopefully you'll join us at the coffee, coffee, coffee site, I'll introduce you to some of my other pals.

    Don't worry about the Ma'am thing, if you ever do it I'll just give you the stare of death, it works every time.

    Go rest your back and take care.

    Alty:)
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:06 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Okay check out this thread:

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/electr...on-195741.html

    I'm bad, really, really bad. Couldn't help myself. Another 100 lashes for Alty.

    I thought you asked a legitimate question
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:08 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Bye sweet Stringer. Hopefully you'll join us at the coffee, coffee, coffee site, I'll introduce you to some of my other pals.

    Don't worry about the Ma'am thing, if you ever do it I'll just give you the stare of death, it works every time.

    Go rest your back and take care.

    Alty:)

    Thanks hon, it is killing me, I have taken some pain killers (not working), now my beautiful and loving wife is going to put some kind of "rub" on it. Soooo the morning will tell...

    And I promise to try to be good, check around and ask a few about me, well.. on second thought just wait and see maybe... hee hee :D
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:13 PM
    Alty
    Maybe I should ask your wife? Wives are known to be very honest about their husbands flaws. :p

    Go relax, get a back massage and feel better tomorrow. I know how it feels to have a sore back, I've had problems with mine since my car accident in 1994. Maybe try some muscle relaxants, that always helps me.

    Sleep tight dear Stringer, don't let the bed bugs bight.

    Alty
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:24 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Maybe I should ask your wife? Wives are known to be very honest about their husbands flaws. :p

    Go relax, get a back massage and feel better tomorrow. I know how it feels to have a sore back, I've had problems with mine since my car accident in 1994. Maybe try some muscle relaxants, that always helps me.

    Sleep tight dear Stringer, don't let the bed bugs bight.

    Alty

    Thank you, I'll try hon. I have been taking Chantix to quit smoking and last night I had my first about with some serious dreams about a ghost. Seemed so real, my wife said I tossed, turned and woke up three times. Hope tonight is better. I DON'T mean a better ghost dream!

    I'm telling you though... I remember feeling the ghost only inches from my face in bed... a little scary... and damn it felt real.

    Anyway, me MAN... right... bring it on... (but not tonight... ):rolleyes:

    -Stringer
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:35 PM
    Alty
    Yikes, ghost dreams, scary. Dream about snow balls and mittens and whiskers on kittens, and stuff like that.

    I'm going to go tuck the rug rats into bed. Type at you tomorrow.

    Alty :)
  • Mar 17, 2008, 08:41 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Yikes, ghost dreams, scary. Dream about snow balls and mittens and whiskers on kittens, and stuff like that.

    I'm going to go tuck the rug rats into bed. Type at you tomorrow.

    Alty :)

    Yes, tomorrow... As said the that great movie Gone with the Wind "tomorrow, yes tomorrow......."

    See you then hon...

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