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  • Jun 17, 2010, 02:26 PM
    mygirlsdad77

    Dremel tool: A fairly priced tool which allows you to deplete most of your funds in attachments and bits. When you finally get all of the extras you want, the dremel itself burns out.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 02:53 AM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mygirlsdad77 View Post
    Dremel tool: A fairly priced tool which allows you to deplete most of your funds in attachments and bits. When you finally get all of the extras you want, the dremel itself burns out.

    Yes,I had forgoten that one.. as well as the 'Rotozip'... bits that burn and break too easily,the broken bit end is super hot,the work you were trying to protect and keep soooooo precise, has now got a long line of swirling scratches running from the edge of the cut, GRR:mad:... :p
  • Jun 18, 2010, 10:24 AM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    Yes,I had forgoten that one..as well as the 'Rotozip'...bits that burn and break too easily,the broken bit end is super hot,the work you were trying to protect and keep soooooo precise,,has now got a long line of swirling scratches running from the edge of the cut,,GRR:mad:.....:p




    A file... just an old fashioned file... don't know what it's for... but I guess you could use it file your nails... what is it for?:confused:
  • Jun 18, 2010, 02:57 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    A file....just an old fashioned file.....don't know what it's for...but I guess you could use it file your nails...what is it for?:confused:

    An 'old' file would be used to;

    Clean off the burrs on the end of the metal you just cut.

    Clean up the wood joint you just screwed up because you used a hand held coping saw instead of a power tool:(

    In the old days,, lol,, they would actually SHARPEN mower blades,chisels,the ends of drill bits that you just ran into the concrete and dulled the heck out of.etc...

    For the most part,today there are too many power tools to do the 'manual' labor a hand file used to do.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 03:18 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    An 'old' file would be used to;

    Clean off the burrs on the end of the metal you just cut.

    Clean up the wood joint you just screwed up because you used a hand held coping saw instead of a power tool:(

    In the old days,,,lol,,,they would actually SHARPEN mower blades,chisels,the ends of drill bits that you just ran into the concrete and dulled the heck out of.etc...

    For the most part,today there are too many power tools to do the 'manual' labor a hand file used to do.

    Thanks... How about a hoe?:)
  • Jun 18, 2010, 04:02 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    Thanks.......How about a hoe?:)

    Which kind:D

    There are many types, spaded,flat based, serrated edged.etc.

    Have you never seen a picture of a farmer using a hoe to chop weeds?or aerate soil? maybe chop up a snake:((bad farmer:mad: )

    My grandfather was a blacksmith,shoeing horses,etc,, and made quite a few different types of hoes.. still have a few around.

    The one I like the most is the pointed one with serrations,it makes great v-shaped lines for water runoff.the flat ones are still used here on the prairie for chopping certain 'foreign' weeds which are very aggressive.

    Otherwise, I haven't found too many uses in modern times, again,tractors and power actuated attachments have replaced the manual labor of hand tools.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:29 PM
    Catsmine

    Files are used to skin your knuckles in the bottom of the tool box. Hoes can be picked up on street corners or used as booby traps beside the shed door.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:41 PM
    KBC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Files are used to skin your knuckles in the bottom of the tool box. Hoes can be picked up on street corners or used as booby traps beside the shed door.

    I was in the 'professional information' personality,, thanks for the corrections.. :p
  • Jun 18, 2010, 05:44 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KBC View Post
    I was in the 'professional information' personality,,,thanks for the corrections..:p

    Well, if you actually want to work with them...
  • Jun 18, 2010, 06:29 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Well, if you actually want to work with them ...

    You all tickle me to death... :D Cats.. a street corner?:D. K... Which kind? Okay is a plow a tool? Stud finder! I use that all the time when we hang stuff.
  • Jun 18, 2010, 10:25 PM
    KISS

    How about "shop sayings":


    Shop Sayings
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:08 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    This is great. Had a good laugh!

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