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  • Mar 9, 2010, 11:16 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    jus' saying

    I have strawberry scented lotion, it smells delicious. I almost want to lick myself when I put it on. :)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 11:22 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I have strawberry scented lotion, it smells delicious. I almost want to lick myself when I put it on. :)

    Thanks for reminding me. It is almost strawberry season. :)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 02:10 PM
    hheath541

    It's surprising how many of those fit a cat person. I've done nearly all of those. Including taking my cat for a walk.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 05:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    it's surprising how many of those fit a cat person. i've done nearly all of those. including taking my cat for a walk.

    Do not laugh, but I take my bunnies for walks. They have little bunny harnesses and a leashes and we walk around the lawn. I tried going up the street with one of them but truth told, you don't walk a bunny, the bunny walks you.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 06:46 PM
    hheath541

    A friend of mine had a bunny she took on walks. Then her boyfriend killed it :(

    Ooo... you guys'll get a kick out of this. I check craigslist every so often to see if anyone's giving away something I might have use for. Today, I found this ad. Please note the spelling.

    free pure bread dog!!!!!
  • Mar 9, 2010, 06:48 PM
    Alty

    Is it bread in the shape of a dog? Does he have a yeast infection?

    I'm confuzzled. ;)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 06:59 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Is it bread in the shape of a dog? Does he have a yeast infection?

    I'm confuzzled. ;)

    I don't know, but he has all her breading papers, so it must be something important and official.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:09 PM
    Kitkat22

    You use the doggie brush on your own hair.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:11 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You use the doggie brush on your own hair.

    LMAO! I haven't done that but I have used the doggie shampoo. I ran out of my own.

    I do have to say that my hair was very shiny and I had the urge to lick myself and sit on the couch farting and snoring.

    TMI? :p
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:13 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You use the doggie brush on your own hair.

    Yep all the time , is that strange for a Lab ;)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:15 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Yep all the time , is that strange for a Lab ;)

    And here I thought you'd comment on me licking myself. Are you losing your touch M? ;)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:21 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And here I thought you'd comment on me licking myself. Are you losing your touch M? ;)

    WT ;) :eek:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:23 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    WT ;) :eek:

    Always dear. That should be my middle name. :cool:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:30 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Always dear. That should be my middle name. :cool:

    "Always dear" would be a very strange middle name :rolleyes:
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:33 PM
    Kitkat22

    You talk to your dog on the answering machine.
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:33 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    "Always dear" would be a very starnge middle name :rolleyes:

    Smart a$$! :p

    Wrong thread should be my middle name. Geesh! ;)
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You talk to your dog on the answering machine.

    Crap! I've done that. :o
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:36 PM
    friend4u178
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  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:39 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! I haven't done that but I have used the doggie shampoo. I ran out of my own.

    I do have to say that my hair was very shiny and I had the urge to lick myself and sit on the couch farting and snoring.

    TMI? :p

    Good one. I'll have to remember that one.:D:D
  • Mar 9, 2010, 07:40 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post


    That is hilarious!

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