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  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:47 AM
    redhed35

    There was a film years ago,the island of dr. Moreau, this doctor had bred half animal half human hybrid type thingys.. now that was creepy.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:49 AM
    spitvenom

    I remember that movie I think they redid it a while back. I remember going to see it with my friend and we were the only 2 people in the theater. That was fun.
  • Jan 27, 2010, 11:55 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by spitvenom View Post
    I remember that movie I think they redid it a while back. I remember going to see it with my friend and we were the only 2 people in the theater. That was fun.

    The babysitter let us watch it when we were quite young... frightend the bejesus out of us,I never watched it again,but still remember it.
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    I felt dirty when I saw the first picture, and then the seccond really just did it for me... I need a shower.
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:43 PM
    Alty

    Anyone remember "The Fly" I think it was the second one, with the son. Remember the dog that got turned inside out in the machine?

    That was disturbing.

    I'll never watch that movie again!
  • Feb 2, 2010, 12:48 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Eww that was a disturbing movie, I can remember watching that as a kid, and thinking how crazy-realistic it seemd!
  • Feb 2, 2010, 10:34 PM
    ohsohappy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Anyone remember "The Fly" I think it was the second one, with the son. Remember the dog that got turned inside out in the machine?

    That was disturbing.

    I'll never watch that movie again!

    I will never ever wath that. I'd have nightmares.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 06:49 AM
    shazamataz

    Here's some more for you ohso,

    http://www.fashionoffice.org/foto/20...food9-2008.jpg
    Yes, that is an octopus.

    http://www.untitledarchive.com/post_..._Bacon-Bra.jpg
    Yes, that is bacon.

    http://i31.tinypic.com/x38i28.jpg
    Taxidermy headband anyone?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:14 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I like the baccon bra, it could really... spice things up!
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:27 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I like the baccon bra, it could really...spice things up!

    It's really good wrapped around Filets and Cheese Dogs, but how do you crisp a boob?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:29 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    I think you'd have to use your imagination ;)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:32 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    I think you'd have to use your imagination ;)

    BDSM, OK, but frying?? :eek::eek::eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 07:34 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Lol, I'm just saying it could really heat things up is all...

    BDSM?
  • Feb 7, 2010, 08:02 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    BDSM?

    Sticks and stones may break my bones

    But whips and chains excite me.

    I'll lay you down and tie you up

    And spank you 'til you like me.
  • Feb 7, 2010, 08:06 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Sticks and stones may break my bones

    But whips and chains excite me.

    I'll lay you down and tie you up

    And spank you 'til you like me.



    Hahahaha, I kind of figured.
    That's a good one. Lol
    You made my morning.:D
  • Feb 7, 2010, 11:11 AM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Hahahaha, I kind of figured.
    That's a good one. lol
    You made my morning.:D

    This is the wrong thread to discuss your nights. ;)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    It's really good wrapped around Filets and Cheese Dogs, but how do you crisp a boob?

    Never fry bacon in the nude. That's all I'm going to say.

    OUCH! :eek:
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:24 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Never fry bacon in the nude. That's all I'm going to say.

    OUCH! :eek:

    Do tell...
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Do tell ...

    Cats dear, use your imagination. ;)

    I still have a scar from cooking in the nude. I won't tell you where it is but suffice it to say that that particular experience convinced me that cooking in the nude is dangerous.

    I now wear an apron. :)
  • Feb 7, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Cats dear, use your imagination. ;)

    I still have a scar from cooking in the nude. I won't tell you where it is but suffice it to say that that particular experience convinced me that cooking in the nude is dangerous.

    I now wear an apron. :)

    So nowadays for you Snap Crackle Pop is frightening?

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