Does that mean you're telling Alty to come live here, with the hot weather, mosquitoes, beaches and seas? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by twikie

twinkiedooter agrees: You'll soon be looking up new and exciting things on your own - and not cute puppy pictures either.

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:eek:

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Does that mean you're telling Alty to come live here, with the hot weather, mosquitoes, beaches and seas?

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Is this an open invitation? I can deal with mosquitoes, but do you have sand fleas?

Sand fleas? No, why?

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Sand fleas? No, why?

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Ooooo, goody. We're all moving in with you.

Rainy today, and cooler than the past few days... but it's going of topic :o

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Ooooo, goody. We're all moving in with you.

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I'm coming too, please:D

I've got dibs on the couch! :)

I can nap in the bathtub. Cat thinks bathmats are comfy.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that. "

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way.. "

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,

"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia

I'm coming too, please:D

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I'm glad Alty didn't say this JD , would've sounded completely different :D

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I'm glad Alty didn't say this JD , would've sounded completely different :D

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LMAO! Hey! I'm not that bad. Am I? :o

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LMAO! Hey! I'm not that bad. Am I? :o

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Well I don't know about the others...


But I vote Yes... LOL :D

I can be good. Really good! :)

A classic!

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Originally Posted by earl237

A classic!

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The joke or the teller?

A mother and her young son were flying British Airways from London to
Sydney. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother
And said, "Why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't
Think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?". The
Boy said that she had.
With a clever grin, the flight attendant said, "Tell your mother it's
because British Airways always pulls out on time."